Noah is a simp

he/they - ask box is always open so come yell at me - visit my Twitter for more of my shit posts: @getwayhaughter

[strawberry--miilk]

Nicole Haught if you're reading this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

I'm actually speechless. I can't believe the news right now, I really don't want to. Wynonna Earp was the first show I'd ever felt so connected to and so passionate about. My irl friends actually joke that I'm practically married to it as I talk about it so much... so hearing all this is really hitting me quite hard. I'm gonna miss them so much.

All I can hope for now is that the show gets picked up by someone else, even just one more season would be absolutely amazing. But I know that getting my hopes up will probably only lead me to getting them crushed once again. So, I know it's probably for the best that I accept this and move on, watch the bittersweet final part of this journey and just enjoy it while it lasts.

We all fought so hard and for so long, so yeah it really doesn't feel good to have that just thrown right back in our faces like this. IDW, SYFY, whoever's fault this is, I hope you're happy, because the Earpers certainly are not.

[iheartintelligence]

The heartwarming question

[queen-haiz]

I just lost my shit over this tweet i caN NOT 😂😂😂

[letsgetwayhaughter]

Side note from my last post, editors: where do y'all get your logoless scenes??? I had trouble finding the few I had for that edit and I plan on making more in the future, so that info would be good to know <3

[letsgetwayhaughter]

Hey y’all, so this is my first ever video edit so sorry for the jankiness lol. But yeah, just wanted to try something new. Anyway, back to simping over my comfort lesbian-

Song - Levi Scented Lust by Franco Aurelio

[sawasawako-archived]

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

[letsgetwayhaughter]

OPE-

[rat-femurs]

I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

what about an enby waverly hc?

Definitely! Also, Waverly's gonna be a teacher in this AU

- so Waverly has never really felt comfortable with she/her pronouns, they also never really liked their students calling them Ms. Earp.

- but they didn't realize why until Jeremy told them he wanted to start using he/they pronouns

- they thought that was just the coolest concept, and so they did what they do best, research!

- they looked up all the different pronouns (including neopronouns) and all the different gender identities to see if they could find their best match

- at first, they settled on she/they pronouns and began trying them out by telling the gang that this is what they wanted to try out

- everyone was of course incredibly supportive, especially Nicole and Wynonna who immediately began reffering to them as "Nicole's partner" or "Wynonna's sibling" as well as girlfriend and sister like before

- this worked for some time, until they began feeling weird about the 'she' part of 'she/they'

- They talked with Nicole about it, and Nicole suggested maybe sticking with just they/them pronouns instead if they didn't like being referred to as a woman

- So that's when Waverly decided that she would only use they/them pronouns, and they had never felt better

- they also told their students this, and they started using Mx. instead of Ms., and that also felt perfect

- they are so much happier and they feel so free when it comes to their apperience, of course when they still presented as a woman, they could still wear whatever they wanted, but they were always so scared to because of gender norms, but now they feel comfortable in whatever they want to wear (though they still tend to dress more feminine, which is totally fine because non-binary people don't owe anyone androgeny!!)

- Nicole was so happy for them, it was like seeing them smile for the first time all over again

- and Nicole even got Waverly a Non-binary pride flag to hang up in their classroom

[enbydreem-deactivated20201211]

Seeing terfs demonizing Elliot Page coming out and saying "we lost a lesbian" is an important reminder that terfs target trans men with their rhetoric too. They don't exclude one group in specific when it comes to trans people, they legitimately think being trans is a danger to everyone involved.

Cis lgbt are encouraged to reblog this.

[butch-of-the-blades]

TERFs stfu challenge

[letsgetwayhaughter]

As a trans guy, seeing the shit TERFs say is so damaging, and its never even directed at me personally. I can't imagine how Elliot is feeling with all this media attention - both the good and the bad - but I hope they are staying positive and keeping those who love him close.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

Guys please respect Dom and Start the Wave by not re-uplaoding or posting any videos or recordings of the live stream, they have made it very clear that they don't want anything re-uploaded and doing so is incredibly disrespectful. Please delete any posts you have made with videos of the live stream, and please tell other people who've posted videos of the live stream to do the same. We need to respect Dom or she may never do this again.

[waves-haught-earp]

I swear to fxck if this happens

[letsgetwayhaughter]

WAIT-

[letsgetwayhaughter]

UM- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! Thank you guys so much for 500 followers! Tumblr has been my safe space for a long time and it's all thanks to you guys <3 Love y'all so much, you guys really are the best

[filthy-sanvers-paws]

To all of @iamthegaysmurf 's friends & fans, I'm really sorry to say that my wife passed away yesterday after fighting really hard for a week.

I was blessed to have her in my life, proud to have been her wife for more than 10 years & I will always miss her.

I love you, my heart.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

I'm so sorry for your loss, @iamthegaysmurf was an absolute joy to have in the Earper community and we will all miss her terribly... I'm absolutely speechless.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

d 20

~prompt: "I could use a hand..."~

"You can sit right there," Waverly said, pointing down at the bed in the space between her spread legs, "But no touching, understood?" Nicole nodded - albiet begrudgingly because she really wanted to touch her, but she knew she was being punished.

"Words, baby," Waverly said with a teasing lilt in her voice and a cruel grin on her face. Nicole went where she was told, gripping the sheets beside her kneeling legs to keep her hands at bay.

"Understood," Nicole grunted.

"Good," Waverly said as she laid back on the bed. She ran her own hand down her body, the pace teasingly slow in a sort of self-influcted torture as her fingertips grazed her sensitive skin, leaving a trail of fire in their wake. Nicole could only watch with wide eyes as those same fingertips came in contact with the brunette's core.

Waverly let out a breathy moan as her fingers began slow circles against her bundle of nerves and Nicole had to bite her lip as to not moan as well. It was torture to just watch Waverly touch herself and not get to do anything, it almost made her wish she hadn't suggested they went out for dinner that night. Almost.

You see, the reason Nicole is being punished is because some blonde waitress began flirting with Nicole while she and Waverly were out, earning her a very jealous Waverly on her hands. Nicole, of course, never flirted back at the woman and had even tried to subtly show her that she was taken a few times, but the waitress hadn't cared and kept touching Nicole when there was absolutely no need to or complementing Nicole's outfit or hair or basically anything else she could. And because Nicole hadn't out right stopped the woman, Waverly was pissed.

So, that's why Nicole was currently sitting with her sheets balled in her fists as to keep them occupied with anything other than touching Waverly.

But, as Waverly slowly began ramping up her speed and her moans slowly increased in volume, the brunette could no longer hold out. Thankfully, in Nicole's case.

"I could- mhmm - I could use a hand," Waverly said through her moans. Nicole was quick to jump into action, crawling up over Waverly so she rested on an elbow beside the brunette's head. She passionately kissed Waverly and put everything she could into it, I'm yours, baby, you're all I want.

Nicole then complied to Waverly's request, her own hand snaking down the small but toned body of her fiancée until she reached her soaked core. She teased the entrance for a moment or two before thrusting two fingers in and swallowing Waverly's resulting cry of pleasure in the kiss.

Nicole continued her thrusts and before either of them knew it, Waverly's release coated her own thighs and Nicole's hand. Nicole eased her thrusts to prolong Waverly's orgasm until the after shocks ceased, only them did she pull out and kiss her fiancée's lips delicately.

"I'm your's, baby, never forget that," Nicole whispered. Waverly smiled into the kiss, making it a bit awkward but neither seemed to care.

"After that? I surely won't."

[letsgetwayhaughter]

B24

~prompt: "Can I kiss you?"~High School Au~

Nicole and Waverly were sat on the bleachers, it had been a while since the football team and the cheer team had left, but the two of them were still in their team uniforms as they talked.

"It's a really good book, I think you would like it," Waverly said, a bright smile on her face. No one ever really asked her about what she liked to read, but when Nicole had seen her sat up here with her nose deep in a book, she was quick to find out everything she could about what had captivated the brunette's attention so fully.

"I'll have to definitely check it out," Nicole replied, already making plans for when she would have time to head down to the local library.

The two had just recently began seeing each other in a less than platonic way, having gone on one or two dates around town within the past week. They had been friends for a while - seeing each other half naked in the locker room everyday after their respective practices does that to people - but they'd only really gotten close within the past year.

But even so, Nicole felt herself brimming with compassion and care for the cheerleader already. Waverly always looked beautiful, but now as she sat with the sun setting behind her and a smile that could give the stadium flood lights a run for their money, Waverly looked down-right ethereal.

"You're so beautiful," Nicole said a bit breathlessly. Waverly blushed at the sudden complement, looking away with a shy smile. Nicole chuckled at her adorable behavior, "Sorry, I just couldn't help myself."

Waverly met her eyes again, "It's okay, um... thank you," she said with a small laugh. Waverly loved the way Nicole looked at her in that moment, her eyes filled with nothing but admiration and care. It was so different to how her exes would look at her, this felt so much better and it made her heart feel like it would burst out of her chest.

Waverly's eyes quickly flickered to Nicole's lips before looking back up into her hazel eyes. Nicole caught the look, but she let Waverly make the move, not wanting to assume, but she let her eyes make the same movement in a non-verbal way to show she wanted to kiss Waverly too.

The brunette brought her hand up to Nicole's cheek, her thumb brushing against the redhead's soft skin. Waverly leaned in, but stopped short, her eyes searching Nicole's for any sign of resistance.

"Can I kiss you?" Waverly asked quietly, her breath hitting Nicole's lips with how close they were. Nicole simply smiled before leaning in to close the small gap between them for the first time.

[letsgetwayhaughter]

d12

~prompt: "Let's put that mouth to good use"~

Waverly sat on the bed on her knees with her hands bound by Nicole's leather belt, but apart from that the brunette was completely bare and at Nicole's mercy. The redhead gave a cruel grin as she took in the sight, but the look only seemed to spur Waverly's bratty mood on even more.

"Like what you see?" Waverly asked teasingly, knowing full well Nicole was just about done with her quips. The redhead's grin dropped as she leaned in, hands on either side on Waverly's legs as she leaned over her slightly. Her lips were just out of reach, so Waverly leaned in to connect them, only to be denied as Nicole moved back a bit with a chuckle.

"I'd watch it if I were you, you've been rather mouthy all day as it is. Did you really think you'd get away with whispering in my ear all day about how much you want me?" Nicole said in a low tone. It was true, Waverly had been teasing her all day with her words whenever she got the chance. While Nicole was sat at her desk filing missing persons reports, Waverly would whisper to her how much she wanted Nicole to take her up against the metal desk. When Nicole was getting coffee in the breakroom, Waverly was there to tell her how much she missed her girlfriend's tongue. Waverly had been building up to this moment, the moment when Nicole would treat her the way she wanted to be treated in bed. But... who says she can't push it a little more?

"What are you gonna do? Punish me?" Waverly said cockily, which was rich considering the position she was in compared to Nicole - who was still fully clothed in her Sheriff's uniform. Nicole let out a deep, haunting chuckle at that, sending shivers down Waverly's spine in all the best ways. Nicole stood back up to her full height and began undoing her pants.

"You know what? How about we put that mouth of your's to good use since you just can't seem to keep quiet," she said as she took off her pants and underwear, throwing them off in some random direction, too far gone in her role to care about the wrinkles her uniform would have tomorrow. She then took off her tie and tossed it before she undid the buttons of her uniform shirt, but she decided to keep the open shirt on.

Waverly's mouth watered, this was the complete opposite of a punishment and they both knew it because there was almost nothing Waverly loved more than pleasing Nicole with her mouth. So, when Nicole laid Waverly back on the bed and placed her centre over Waverly's face with her legs bracketing the brunette's head, Waverly was more than eager to comply.

Nicole lowered herself slowly as one for her hands fell into Waverly's hair and gripped so she could maintain control over where Waverly directed her attention - as if Waverly would ever direct her attention anywhere else but the dripping centre in front of her.

"Fuck- just like that, baby," Nicole groaned as Waverly licked and sucked in all the right places, even grazing her teeth over the bundle of nerves just the way she knows Nicole likes it.

Waverly was in heaven, Nicole tasted amazing as always and the noises her girlfriend made with every action her mouth took only proved to arouse Waverly more. She could feel one of Nicole's hands tightening within her hair as the other reached up and teased at her chest. Waverly watched as Nicole's head tilted back in pleasure as she let out moan after moan, she always did love how unashamedly loud Nicole was - they both were, really.

As she continued she could sense Nicole nearing the edge so she doubled her efforts and before she knew it her girlfriend was convulsing as she released all over her face with a cry of ecstasy.

As she came down from her high, she moved back down Waverly's body so she could kiss her and undo the binding around her wrists.

"I hope you know that this is only going to make me want to tease you more," Waverly said with a smile between kisses. Nicole laughed, but this one felt more heartfelt than the others.

"Oh, I count on it."