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@darknessanddesperation
follow my new stan rp blog;;
@staanmaarshh !!Â
cool dude;; ]]
offline/Â
kind of want attentionÂ
kind of want to drown myself in a lake
me: can you tuck me in
them: ??? you handed me a shovel
me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks
For every â I receive, I will post a headcanon about my muse!
BONUS: Specify a topic and Iâll make it about that topic!
Non-romantic fluff starters
bottomlessperdition:
âHere, I saved some for you. Try it?â
âI just really need a hug right nowâŠâ
âYou. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.â
âJoin me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.â
âItâs cake, how difficult can it be?â
âSure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.â
âI had a nightmare⊠can you stay up with me?â
âWeâre going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.â
âThis would look so cute on you!â
âOkay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, Iâm not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.â
âI said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*âŠâ
âYouâve been working too hard and Iâm calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.â
âIâve got a gallon of ice cream and if you donât get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.â
âFight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.â
âMy hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, itâs going up your back.â
âOh my god, just pet my hair already.â
âAfter that movie youâre staying for a sleepover. I know you donât want to go home and sleep alone anyway.â
âIs there a reason youâre gnawing on me?â
âC'mon, I need a Player 2.â
âI bet you canât make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.â
âIf you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.â
âWhat was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.â
âWhen we get that house youâre handling the spiders.â
âGoing to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.â
âItâs not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.â
âItâs an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?â
âPlease tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while theyâre still in the dryer*.â
âCan we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.â
âIâm singing along to this song and you canât stop me, so either deal with it or join me.â
âC'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.â
âI hate this game so much. Hereâs a link, you should totally play it.â
âI take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.â
âHELP I HAVE A SPLINTERâ
âOkay, but consider that if you donât watch this show with me, Iâll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.â
âIf anyone turns that fan off again I swear someoneâs going to bleed.â
âHelp me, the computerâs making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.â
âTHIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!â
âI have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.â
âIf I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.â
âI need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and youâre it.â
âYeah, but youâre *my* nerd.â
âThe remote is two feet thataway and I donât feel like moving. Weâre stuck with this.â
âYou are aware this was the worst idea ever and youâre lucky youâre my best friend, or else Iâd leave you alone to deal with this.â
âIâd say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.â
âThere is a perfectly good reason Iâm eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, Iâm certain of it. Probably.â
âOkay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.â
âPlease keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.â
âThat sounds like a bad idea. Iâm in.â
âIf you donât come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.â
âWe made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you canât back out now.â
brain: let's go out and get stabbed!
me: what no why
brain: if we survive we'll get attention and if we die we'll be dead
me: ....actually that's a p good plan
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think youâre cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I donât talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I donât know you at all.
ORANGE = I donât like your blog.
BROWN = I donât like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = Youâre a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = Iâve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = Youâre a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I donât know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = Iâd like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = Youâre my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
what do you think huh punksÂ
This list has more colors than the damn color wheel update
Ooc;
I need to do some heavy construction on the blog tomorrow,,, but for now I'm tired so nighttt//
me: I don't care :)
me, one second later: *starts crying*
Sometimes I want someone to be affectionate with me but other times just for everyone to fuck off
Ooc//if I owe anyone replies pls tell me. Also I kind of want to start a Stan rp blog?? Lmao idk
WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH
I was too lazy to log in tbh
I feel this.
Mhm, anyway how have you been
#NowPlaying All of This and Nothing di Dave Gahan & Soulsavers da All of This and Nothing
I was sleeping
Itâs been like three days
I was too lazy to log in tbh
Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.