What I want pretty women to do to me:
Let me explain things to them
Kiss my face, especially my cheeks and lips, also my neck
Oh and leave hickies on my neck
Let me grind against them
I want to give you all my beeest lapdances
I can cook and bake really well btw
Actually, watch me while I prepare dinner for us
Let me help them get dressed
I’ll rearrange your room, nah your whole house for you, I love that and I’m very good at it trust me (putting groceries away & sorting books is my big +)
Listen to me play my violin
Read me their favorite short stories
Buy one of those huge canvases, dress in oversized flannels and feel artsy together
Push me against walls, beds, doors, ANYTHING REALLY I JUST LOVE BEING PUSHED AGAINST THINGS
Make me do all the housework in lingerie while they’re casually dressed
Spankings + practice reading in foreign languages yeah that’s good trust me
Let me tell them all of my fav jokes
SCRABBLE, MATH GAMES and listen to me get all excited about science in general
Touch me whenever & wherever FOR REAL I’ll melt
Kisses, kisses, kisses, cuddles, kisses
Treating me not-gently (I’ll melt part 2)
Question me about things I’m too embarrassed to admit (there’s a lot and I look extra cute when blushing trust me)
Hey what about me (early bird) waking them up any way they like every day