Costco Deep Dive

amelia | she/her | 26 | aries | "Turned on by public transportation" | "Horny for pens and pencils" | "She doesn't even go here"

[hapalopus]

Sometimes when I'm sad I look up pregnant guinea pigs

And then if I'm still sad I look up baby guinea pigs

And if THAT somehow didn't work, I look up baldwin pigs who are in the middle of molting their baby fur

[rimonoroni2]

“obviously the way that Jews have privilege over non-Jews in Israel means antisemitism doesn’t exist in other places, like where i live” says american guy who’s cousins are part of a white supremacist group that regularly threaten and harass Jews when they walk to synagogue

[rimonoroni2]

“antisemitism isn’t systemic” says guy who lives in a country where cops are overwhelmingly likely to be neo-nazis and politicians in power are actively trying to usher in christo-fascism

[rimonoroni2]

and, one of my favorites: “antisemitism isn’t systemic” says guy who lives in a country with no Jews because they were all either exterminated or systematically pushed to the brink of starvation or forced to migrate somewhere else due to intense discrimination or—

[willgrahamscock]

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

[willgrahamscock]

you're missing out on all the crazy euphoric moments where you execute an idea flawlessly, sending it to your friends and feeling the genuine happiness at their reactions to something you made authentically. you're robbing yourself of something beautiful.

and I get it, writers block, artists block, depression can really be terrible, but once you break out of it (and you will) it will feel like climbing Mount Everest.

[willgrahamscock]

peace and love on planet earth! you are saving the environment AND you’re cool!

[willgrahamscock]

WE ARE PROUD OF YOU!!!!

[rubysapphrald]

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

[rubysapphrald]

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

[damian-vanbrussel]

bookstore cat

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[confusedsplagebbi]

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

[freesiadotcom]

THE TITANIC?????

[3liza]

godddddd i need more components for computer

[abigbagofkeys]

capacitor?

[abigbagofkeys]

you want capacitor?

[abigbagofkeys]

you want fucking capacitor?

[3liza]

componence

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Unicode Symbol

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[cynicjovial]

I'm putting way more hours in this game than I anticipated

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[dailycatsblog]

[mikkaeus]

[tidal-rose-the-space-dragon]

Oh, you’re a throuple? Who’s the hitter, who’s the hacker, and who’s the thief?

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[catchymemes]