Dark Reunion is coming...

DARK REUNION🔪✨🖤💀😈🥀🍷♣

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Ranpo: Have you guys ever eaten a date before?

Dazai: A date? What?

Ranpo: Yeah, a date.

Yosano: What do you mean? Like eat their ass or something?

Dazai: I've eaten ass.

Ranpo: I was talking about the fruit.

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Spot the difference

It's literally the same. I can't tell them apart.

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I just like to draw their suits

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AWESOME ART! I fell in love with the vinsmokes because they look like the power rangers.

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Dazai: I should've taken a video to show how drunk you were last night.

Chuuya: Huh? How drunk?

Dazai: You thought you were a girl.

Chuuya: What's the matter with that? That's not bad.

Dazai: After that, you were screaming and crying about how you somehow grew a penis.

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Dazai: You were in my dream last night

Chuuya: Woah, you were in mine!

Dazai: We lived in the middle of nowhere by a lake with like 7 kids with a pet unicorn named Gerald. What happened in yours?

Chuuya: ..you threw yourself into a bonfire..

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Chuuya texting dazai

Chuuya: Omggggggg I miss you so much

Chuuya: So sad without you.

Dazai: Me too, I miss you so much.

The next day

Chuuya: I was so fucking drunk. I don't miss you at all bitch.

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Dazai texting Chuuya when he's on a mission. (He forgot that Chuuya was on a mission)

Dazai: Okay

Dazai: Whatever, good night

Dazai: I don't even care, like at all

Dazai: Who would care? Not me.

Dazai: I'm just alone. By myself. Unsupervised.

Dazai: Well, I'm going to bed. Good night or whatever.

3 minutes later

Dazai: This is Fukuzawa, Do you still care about him. He's totally asleep rn.

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I have been binging Hazbin Hotel since the season came out, and I have to make some memes about it.

Angel Dust texting Val: ILY

Val: Awww, spell it out so it's more sweet!

Angel: I'm leaving you.

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Dazai talking to Atsushi about Akutagawa: Who knows. Does your heart beat fast when you see him?

Atsushi: I have anxiety. Everything makes my heart beat faster.

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Dazai texting Chuuya: I'm at the bar just thinking.

Chuuya: About what.

Dazai: You

Chuuya: Well, that's sweet.

Dazai: Oh, nothing good tho.

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Interrogator: What are your names?

Dazai: Don't tell him Chuuya. We'll get out of this soon.

Interrogator: Chuuya

Dazai: Shit!

Chuuya: Nice job, Dazai.

Interrogator: Chuuya and Dazai.

Chuuya: FUCK

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Dazai: Wanna head upstairs?

Chuuya: Sure?..

Dazai: Do you have protection?

Chuuya starting to use his ability: Why? What's up there?!

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Kunikida: Since its summer and hot out right now, the P.M. was generous and offered a fun harmless water fight.

Yosano: Oh how fun!

Atsushi: Dazai what are you doing?

Dazai: Just waiting for this water to boil.

Kunikida: Why?..

Dazai: For the water fight of course! Can't wait for Mori's face when a blast him with hot water..

Yosano: I'M IN! CHUUYA'S BRINGING THE WINE!

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Takemichi's new fear unlocked: Trains.

Chifuyu: C'mon dude it's just a train.

Draken: Why the hell are you being such a pussy?

Takemichi: That machine rode it's way from the depths of hell!

Mikey: Woah! Woah there buddy. It's just for transportation.

Baji puts his hand on Takemichi's back: Chill-

Takemichi swoops around and knocks out Baji

Chifuyu: BAJIIIIIIII-

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Chuuya: So I was wondering, how can you possibly sleep at night when there is no way that a blanket can cover your whole body.

Dazai: Are you fucking kidding me Chuuya. IT'S 3:00AM.

Chuuya: So you can't sleep huh?

Chuuya: Is it because of the blanket?...

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Head canon: Ranpo hates the dentist.

Kunikida whispering: how are we going to tell him!?

Dazai: I don't know!

Atsushi: What are you guys talking about?

Yosano: We have to bring Ranpo to the ahem-

Yosano as silently as possible: the dentist.

Atsushi: I don't see the problem?

Kunikida: Have you seen how many sweets he eats? It's literal hell when he goes to the dentist!

Fukuzawa: Ranpo.

Ranpo: Yeah?

Fukuzawa: We're taking you to the dentist.

Ranpo: No.

Fukuzawa: Too bad because either way you're going.

Ranpo: YOU CAN'T FORCE ME!

Fukuzawa: Yosano, we're going to have to strap him down to the car.

Yosano: Roger that.

Ranpo being dragged out of the Agency: PLEASE HELP ME! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Atsushi: Wow.

Dazai: Lets just hope he doesn't have any cavities or else we are in for a treat..

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Chuuya: Cleaned my house yesterday and went for a hike.

Dazai: Bullshit, what'd you really do?

Chuuya: Drank 4 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs.