laughing my ass off at the thought of the Sarek family. Sarek is one of the UFP's top diplomats. he marries Amanda, a human, which makes a lot of the worst kinds of people very upset. they have three (3) children: Sybok, Amanda's stepson from Sarek knocking up a Vulcan princess; Spock, their one-of-a-kind hybrid baby; and Michael, the severely traumatized human girl Sarek brought home from work one day. racist hate groups try to blow him and his family up multiple times. he seems way more bothered by Michael & Spock running off to join Starfleet than by his oldest becoming an anti-establishment criminal mastermind. and then there's that one novel where Amanda tells the press he has a huge cock.
Michael becomes Starfleet's first ever mutineer, saves the Federation from a war many people think was her fault and then vanishes under mysterious circumstances in a highly classified incident involving a rogue AI, an experimental starship and several tachyon bursts that appeared across the galaxy like a sign from god
Sybok adopts a 2edgy4u fake name and hooks up with a hot space pirate for awhile, then finds religion and starts his own cult. he takes an entire colonial government hostage, sparking a diplomatic incident between three major superpowers, all so he can hijack his half-brother's ship to the galactic core to look for the Vulcan Garden of Eden, where he dies fighting god himself
Spock becomes so famous his arranged marriage falls apart, resulting in him publicly strangling his own captain to death (though this turns out to not be the case), invents time travel, saves Earth a few times, dies and comes back to life, negotiates peace with the Klingons, disappears for a bit and reappears on Romulus (heart of the most paranoid totalitarian state in the quadrant) doing extremely dangerous activist work to unify their two peoples who have hated each other for over a thousand years (and it eventually works, even if he isn't around to see it). then he flies off with the Vulcan Science Academy's high-speed prototype starship full of the most dangerous substance known to science, creates a black hole and gets sucked into it, never to be seen again
I just know that someone, somewhere in Star Trek universe, has definitely made a doozy of a documentary about them
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