hello!

1% humour. 99% terrible puns. You look fabulous today.

[thoughts-memories]

[darkstartumbles-blog]

ASDFGHJKL

[marksandrec]

Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #107

(Short jokes! From…a guy who’s actually shorter, I think.) (Dialogue from Monsters Inc, which was requested by @darkstartumbles.)

[darkstartumbles-blog]

Yes! Mark works for so many of Mike's lines, this is perfect. Also, I can never unsee MatPat as Randall, holy crap.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyday, someone unknowingly takes the biggest poo in the world for that day.

[wiishu]

COMMISSIONS!

So i’m starting up commissions, WITH ALL NEW PRICES!!!

I’ll have 2 slots open at a time.

Contact me via [email protected] (please title email as “Commission”) Remember to mark it as ‘services’ on Paypal! Please reblog and share if you can, it will help me out a great deal!

PRICES:

Headshot w/ color: 20Euro

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Half body w/ color: 40Euro

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Full body w/ color: 60Euro

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Please note: Extra characters will be DOUBLE!!

GENERAL INFORMATION:

References:

Please add relevant references of your character(s) etc. IT’S VERY IMPORTANT TO BE AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE!!

I will not draw:

Porn (i can’t, i’m incapable, i’m sorry.)

Hateful/disrespectful content.

Payment

All payment will happen through Paypal.

Payment needs to be up-front! I will not begin a commission before i get paid.

You will always receive the full resolution, printable file (only for non-profit use.) to your email.

Edits and alterations

I will provide progress shots of the sketch (if asked for) and the line art for you to approve.

[pedrropascal]

Pshh Jack in hell?! He would nev-

Oh.

[therealjacksepticeye]

WELCOME TO HELL BITCHES!

[danibananiboo-deactivated201904]

[alversluisa]

[nolan-gerard-funk-deactivated20]

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a kid curses in sign language do his parent make him wash his hands

[extrabigrnac-deactivated2017072]

finding out someone attractive likes you

[meerkipliersarm]

Jack is a meme confirmed. @therealjacksepticeye

[therealjacksepticeye]

I was always a meme!!

[septiceyetrashaf-blog]

*claps*

[f00lishkia-deactivated20220713]

I made and printed these before I went to pax! I wanted to make them a little something to give them to show my appreciation for the hard work all these lovely people do!  Matt and Ryan weren’t there so I asked mark if he could give theirs to them.  I really love how they turned out and I wanted to share them with you guys!

please do not remove watermarks, thank you!

[lum1natrix]

I was watching Mark play “The Static Speaks My Name” and I took the most powerful parts of his little talk at the end of the video to make into a gifset.

Some of my followers were having a rough time last night and I wish I thought of making this sooner, but it’s here for anyone who needs a reminder or for anyone who is having a rough time in life.

“Just know that that there’s a big ole community of people out here that would love to give you any sort of love.” -Mark

[darkstartumbles-blog]

This is important. And so are you.

[marksandrec]

When you make a margarita, you need to first make a margarita and concentrate on the tequila, and then add accents and garnish that match the color and flavor of the dish. So you wanna, like, complement it; it’s like complementing with wine to your food. You make sure that the drink that you have is an enjoyable experience so that it matches up, so it creates a flavor profile, and then in your mind the presentation is like 50% of the meal; they always say that, so you wanna make sure that the drink complements that. So I had orange accents in there. A normal margarita, you would just: tequila, triple sec, a splash of lime juice, BLENDED, always blend it! No one likes margaritas on the rocks; they’re crazy if they do. And then after it came out, I added splashes of orange soda down the sides so it just created a color gradient of orange from the top to bottom, denser on the bottom, and it added just a…it added a splash of sugar that made it an award-winner, and I won an award! And then you garnish it with a slice of orange, and now I’m done, thank you. I won an award.

Markiplier, on how to make an award-winning margarita (via marksandrec)

I'm just gonna copy-paste this into every awards speech I win from now on.

[lizzy-thelizzard]

10 Million Reasons We Love Jacksepticeye

Hey guys, I need your help.  I think it’d be so cool if we could reblog this with reasons why we love Jack, and eventually end up with 10 million or more.  I don’t care if you repeat as long as you wait until at least 2 other people have reblogged.  I think this would be amazing and fun, so please reblog it and share why you love the Irish potato :)

1. His humble attitude 

[blorbodiaz]

2. His caring personality

[banditoswift]

3. His energy!!

[stellarcrank]

4. he cares about his community more than himself at some times :)

[dogiplier]

5. He has a warm, friendly smile

[badgerydoo-deactivated20160923]

6. He is super boss

[lincoln--22]

7. His undying love for his fans

[marpan98]

8. He always smiles!

[pirategirlfanofcastiel-deactiva]

9. He’s Irish!

[fandomqueen18]

10. He is Jack and we love him for being him

[septiceyespeed]

11. His interaction with the community

[youatemydonaldtrumpactionfigure]

12. His loud entergentic voice

13. that smile that can kill

14. Those eyes that can replace any gray sky with pure blue

15. His lil spider loaf and septic eye that makes his smile when he sees em’

16. The adventures he tells about

17. All the emotions he makes us go through in vlogs

18. when he tells us how much he loves us

19. The way he ends his videos

20. The way he starts them

There will never and could never be a limit on this list. EVER. Because there’s not enough people in the world who could possibly describe our lil Sean, in ONE list.

[allofmyimagination]

21. his sincerity and genuine care

22. the green beacon 

23. his silly Instagram pictures 

24. his nonstop energy

25. his devotion to entertaining us even though he doesn’t owe us anything

26. his nonstop fangirling and references to things that bring us all together

27. being honest about what’s going on and saying sorry even though he shouldn’t be.

28. making us feel like an actual family 

29. He doesn’t have a front that he puts on for videos, it’s all real.

Let’s all tag jack so he can see this wonderful post :) 

@blue-eyed-boss @therealjacksepticeye @marksandrec

[tiddlywinx1-deactivated20170826]

30. How warm his presence can be

31. How much his smile brightens people’s day

32. How truly devoted he is to his friends, family and fans

33. How down to earth and relatable he is

34. How wise he can be

35. How much of a big goof he can be

36. How much he evolves the community

37. How understanding he is of people’s feelings

38. He helped out a girl when she was having a panic attack

39. How freaking adorable he can be

Just to name a few :)

[sparkiplier-blog]

40. His modesty

41. His music taste

42. How he makes people feel like they’re not alone

43. His hand in the YouTube community 

44. How he has brought so many people together

45. The fact that he is honestly genuine

46.  The fact that he can make you feel so many emotions 

47. He’s a silly goober

48. He’s so enthusiastic

49. He’s such a happy person

50. He makes me feel like I am somebody

@therealjacksepticeye

[octoberspirit]

51.  Jack gives us the opportunity to share his experiences. It’s a unique experience to be part of this community, because he has such consideration for everyone, and it gives us a glimpse into these amazing things that we couldn’t otherwise be a part of. He understands the experience of being a viewer, and he never loses sight of that. He recognizes us as people. :3

[marksandrec]

52. Dude’s expressive as heck. 53. His smile totally makes me smile. 54. He’s so freakin’ active in the community, and his attitude toward fanworks is overwhelmingly positive, like whoa. :D

[darkstartumbles-blog]

55. He's so incredibly REAL. He worries, he cares, he checks in on people, he gets excited when meeting his idols despite being an idol to many himself - he's human. And I love that.

[amaratai]

[blua]

this is why she is the queen of genovia

[wakethosewhoslumber]

this is why she is the queen of genovia

[brigantes-deactivated20131003]

[burning-young]

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.