School-Related Sentence Starters (Part 2)
Part one here: ( x ). Thank you to the anons who sent in suggestions!
“Don’t come to school tomorrow.”
“Can you come over later to finish this project?”
“I’m gonna draw a dick on the board.”
“Wow, someone is late again. How surprising.”
“Do you ever do your homework?”
“Was Alexander the Great gay?”
“Don’t spoil World War Two for me!!”
“I’d rather sit next to someone who isn’t you.”
“Is food the only thing you have in your bag?”
“Hey, quit reading and talk to me.”
“It looks like a tornado went through your locker.”
“Being the new kid is so awkward…”
“Are you really going to fight after school?”
“I have the biggest crush…”
“I can’t find ANY of my pencils.”
“If you let me borrow your calculator next period, I’ll give you my firstborn child.”
“School spirit is for idiots.”
“I slept for three hours last night and I wanna die.”
“The Collegeboard is ruining my life.”
“You think that’s bad? I had to get up at 4 am for practice.”
“I can’t believe I’m in the same class as my sibling.”
“Those protection goggles look good on you.”
“Sometimes I feel like the janitor is staring at me.”
“Sticky notes are the greatest invention of mankind.”
“Are those light up Skechers?”
“I’m taking all APs, please kill me.”
“I just need a band-aid..”
“Okay, so I’m a little more allergic to peanuts than I thought.”
“Ha ha. Look at all the drugs in here.”
“I really don’t want to get my height checked…”
“It’s your fault I got hurt.”
“You didn’t have to carry me…”
“Why does my weight have to be checked?”
“Wow, your face did a really good job catching that ball.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”
“Would it be appropriate to use medical marijuana?”
“In your face! I have Lunchables.”
“I dare you to eat this.”
“I’m sorry that your parents gave you Lunchables and don’t love you.”
“I heard a cat screeching by the kitchen, so I’ll just skip lunch today.”
“Forget this cafeteria food. Let’s get Starbucks.”
“I can’t believe they don’t have a vegan option.”
“Do you have any idea what’s in that?”
“It’s called ‘mystery meat’, and I don’t feel like calling Scooby Doo.”
“I heard someone is selling ‘special brownies’ out of their locker.”
“You ready for the big game?”
“You just don’t UNDERSTAND student athletes!”
“If I get lower than a C, then coach won’t let me play.”
“Do you know how to catch?”
“I hope I’m not on the bench this time.”
“You’d make a great captain.”
“If I have to run laps one more time, I will actually die.”
“See my sweatband? I’m dedicated.”
“The team is counting on me.”
“Who cares anyway? It’s just a game.”
“The coach is such an asshole.”
“Try-outs were brutal. I think I need to be in bed for a week.”
“Dating a cheerleader is like, my dream.”
“That cheerleader is SO hot.”
“Cheerleaders were created for the male gaze.”
“Cheerleading is a sport! You think backflips are easy?”
“I will shove these pom poms up your ass.”
“Did you hear that the toilet is haunted?”
“Come with me! I need to fix my hair.”
“I just took a shit and there’s no soap. Let me wipe my hands on you.”
“This graffiti has spelling mistakes.”
“I’m just in here to smoke.”
“Oh my god, are you throwing up?”
“Someone peed on the floor.”
“There’s toilet paper on your shoe.”
“What if someone walks in?”
“Yeah, climbing through the bathroom window is a great idea.”
“Are you cheating right now?”
“I don’t see the ‘pal’ in ‘principal’.”
“It wasn’t me!! It was her/him/them!!”
“Whatever it was, I didn’t do it.”
“He/she/they hit me first!”
“They’re going to call my parents.”
“Look, it was just a prank. It got out of hand.”
“You HAVE to help me out of this.”
“I’m just here to make copies.”
“Ha! I can’t get suspended.”
“I hope you get what you deserve.”
“Now the POLICE are involved?!”
“It was just a few balloons filled with paint…”
“You don’t have any proof.”
“No, I won’t do it again…maybe…”
