darlene danforth

28 - she/her - not your bitch and NO i dont want to invest in your fucking business rn x

[darlenedanforth]

im busy but i guess i can spare a few minutes to set up this thing. don't all fucking scramble at once. do i even need to introduce myself? ~ !

$ likes:

moneyyyy baby

crypto investments

massages & self care (my body is a fuckin temple)

pedicures

fashion (want a tour of my walk in wardrobes?)

bitches

& hoes :)

suits

drugs, sex and rock and roll baby

$ dislikes:

when i lose my stupid fucking vape

you probably, idk

fake bitches

badly tailored suits

disrespect

bad martinis

boring af haters

my stupid ass twin

account run by - 🐝 (not a minor)

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[onenonlydanforth-deactivated202]

Ok bye

[darlenedanforth]

fuck you you're just jealous you can't come, dick.

[onenonlydanforth-deactivated202]

I literally could not give less of a fuck.

[darlenedanforth]

says the one who replied in the first place and is STILL fucking replying?

[darlenedanforth]

showing off my nail looks lately but most importantly - my favourite rings. you can never have too many. mom always said they looked trashy but what the fuck does she know.

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[michelleschmidtt]

Girl..I would kill for a margarita at the beach right now too! Maybe we should have a girls trip with you, me , josephine, cherry, and billie sometime or something! :)

[darlenedanforth]

that would be hella cool, actually. i might have to organise a girls trip.

[wallacewestwyld]

Since Derek insists me and Jessica have nothing...

Thought I'd let you all have a peek at our glory days. Believe it or not, this old man used to party. Though maybe not quite as hard as Derek.

Which is a good thing.

[darlenedanforth]

when the fuck was this, wallace?

[wallacewestwyld]

Way back in my prime, I suppose.

[darlenedanforth]

so. when my dad was alive and with my mom. or.

[wallacewestwyld]

Oh. Hm. You know, I can't say for sure.

My memory seems to fail me more and more in my old age.

[darlenedanforth]

hm.

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[onenonlydanforth-deactivated202]

Ok bye

[darlenedanforth]

fuck you you're just jealous you can't come, dick.

[cherrythesk8ergirl]

this is derek n dar dar’s mom right?

like this is her

@darlenedanforth @onenonlydanforth

it’s totally her

[darlenedanforth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH.

yeah. that's my mom. i'm sending this to her. she's gonna be so fucking mad.

[wallacewestwyld]

Since Derek insists me and Jessica have nothing...

Thought I'd let you all have a peek at our glory days. Believe it or not, this old man used to party. Though maybe not quite as hard as Derek.

Which is a good thing.

[darlenedanforth]

when the fuck was this, wallace?

[wallacewestwyld]

Way back in my prime, I suppose.

[darlenedanforth]

so. when my dad was alive and with my mom. or.

[darlenedanforth]

found the CUTEST boots last week like, what the fuck? question, thigh high or knee high boots? im normally a part of the thigh high club.

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

🦋BILLY WITH EYELINERR🦋

imagine sitting on Billy's lap (WITH CONSENT! fuck u melinda🖕) and doing this eyeliner for him because one day he randomly asked if you could. He would gently rest one hand on your hip, apologize if you could smell cigarettes or alcohol in his breath😭gaze down at your lips a few times but still feel confident having you do his eyeliner for him. Hed be talking nonstop about how he saw some cowboys do it in a movie once and how he thinks he'd look sexy, but hed have a hard time staying still from flinching at the feeling of it on his eyes💀 mumble curses but immediately apologize and say "it's not u it's that god damn eyeliner.." When you're done hed look in the mirror, adjust his jacket and smirk at himself😩😩😩🦋

[darlenedanforth]

@billyburned this would make you look like, i dunno, 100x better.

[billyburned]

Yeah, no.

This is gay behavior.

[darlenedanforth]

you don't wanna try it and see how many girls you can pull?

[billyburned]

Girls like that?

[darlenedanforth]

duh. christ, how'd you get any fuckin action before you met me? trust me. let me do your eyeliner and we can go out and i promise you'll thank me later.

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

lemme buy you a margarita on the beach babes:33

[darlenedanforth]

buy me two and it's a date. x

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

DEAL DEAL! I'll buy you as many drinks as you want. all you gotta do is be there and enjoy them..and enjoy my lips too🤭

[darlenedanforth]

hmmm, i'm not sure if you could handle me baby. but we'll see, i like your confidence. <3

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

OH YEAHHH?😏 I'm not sure if you can handle ME, darling. I'll guess we'll have to find out

[darlenedanforth]

i look forward to putting you in your place! i'm always right btw. <333

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

I wanna hear you say that when you're under me😜

[darlenedanforth]

!!! excuse me!! cute to think i ever bottom. are you free tonight? i'm feeling impatient to prove you wrong.

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

🦋BILLY WITH EYELINERR🦋

imagine sitting on Billy's lap (WITH CONSENT! fuck u melinda🖕) and doing this eyeliner for him because one day he randomly asked if you could. He would gently rest one hand on your hip, apologize if you could smell cigarettes or alcohol in his breath😭gaze down at your lips a few times but still feel confident having you do his eyeliner for him. Hed be talking nonstop about how he saw some cowboys do it in a movie once and how he thinks he'd look sexy, but hed have a hard time staying still from flinching at the feeling of it on his eyes💀 mumble curses but immediately apologize and say "it's not u it's that god damn eyeliner.." When you're done hed look in the mirror, adjust his jacket and smirk at himself😩😩😩🦋

[darlenedanforth]

@billyburned this would make you look like, i dunno, 100x better.

[billyburned]

Yeah, no.

This is gay behavior.

[darlenedanforth]

you don't wanna try it and see how many girls you can pull?

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

🦋BILLY WITH EYELINERR🦋

imagine sitting on Billy's lap (WITH CONSENT! fuck u melinda🖕) and doing this eyeliner for him because one day he randomly asked if you could. He would gently rest one hand on your hip, apologize if you could smell cigarettes or alcohol in his breath😭gaze down at your lips a few times but still feel confident having you do his eyeliner for him. Hed be talking nonstop about how he saw some cowboys do it in a movie once and how he thinks he'd look sexy, but hed have a hard time staying still from flinching at the feeling of it on his eyes💀 mumble curses but immediately apologize and say "it's not u it's that god damn eyeliner.." When you're done hed look in the mirror, adjust his jacket and smirk at himself😩😩😩🦋

[darlenedanforth]

@billyburned this would make you look like, i dunno, 100x better.

[joshfutturmanirl]

billiam looks terrible in everything 😡

[darlenedanforth]

aw c'mon, he's really trying his best. probably.

[wallacewestwyld]

Found some old pics of Derek.

Back when he was just a regular bratty child and not a man-child.

Oh, how I miss those days.

[darlenedanforth]

he's literally always looked so annoying.

[wallacewestwyld]

Since Derek insists me and Jessica have nothing...

Thought I'd let you all have a peek at our glory days. Believe it or not, this old man used to party. Though maybe not quite as hard as Derek.

Which is a good thing.

[darlenedanforth]

when the fuck was this, wallace?

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

lemme buy you a margarita on the beach babes:33

[darlenedanforth]

buy me two and it's a date. x

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

DEAL DEAL! I'll buy you as many drinks as you want. all you gotta do is be there and enjoy them..and enjoy my lips too🤭

[darlenedanforth]

hmmm, i'm not sure if you could handle me baby. but we'll see, i like your confidence. <3

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

OH YEAHHH?😏 I'm not sure if you can handle ME, darling. I'll guess we'll have to find out

[darlenedanforth]

i look forward to putting you in your place! i'm always right btw. <333

[darlenedanforth]

really missing the island right about now. sorting through pics from last time. ughhhhh give me a margarita on the beach right now.

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

lemme buy you a margarita on the beach babes:33

[darlenedanforth]

buy me two and it's a date. x

[pow3rtothel0caldreamer]

DEAL DEAL! I'll buy you as many drinks as you want. all you gotta do is be there and enjoy them..and enjoy my lips too🤭

[darlenedanforth]

hmmm, i'm not sure if you could handle me baby. but we'll see, i like your confidence. <3