DarnCool

A curio scrapbook. May not always be safe for work

[craymor1]

[insomn3]

[spudnuto]

[godblesspunkrock]

this dress >>>>>>>>>>>

[memewhore]

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[cosmonautroger]

[lorenzens-soil]

took a little bit of effort, but got captain kirk into this cool lounge chair

[sandmandaddy69]

[rap4cious-resplend3nt]

☦︎17TolucaLake☦︎

[heyjoe4041]

Nice ankles, calves, and Chucks @rap4cious-resplend3nt! I know it can't be your image, but hopefully it represents :) Peace

[rap4cious-resplend3nt]

Well, Joseph @heyjoe4041💜 Bethany is right here, and I am wearing my black high-top Chucks, and she say my little leggsies easily look as cute as the foto… umm, whatever that means yo… and I shot her a peace sign too!! ✌🏼🦇 *giggles

🦇🤗

[darncool]

"BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE"

[viralfrog]

[thecottonwoodkid]

[mudwerks]

reddit: Interfered with the circle of life today…

[darncool]

Imagine "Alien" with this as the Xenomorph... Need the appropriate Nostromo Crew: Don Knotts, Jim Carey, Carole Burnett, Flip Wilson or Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder...

[ixxur]

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[darncool]

"Action Park" indeed.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[darncool]

"Hello talent agency? We need someone to sing a song for ...a party. Right away!" "All we got is a clown that sings for birthday parties..." *mumbles*"well it is their 250th" - "Perfect! Send him right over!"

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????