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Nick. 24, Australia. I like vegan food and Darcy

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[ohemetephobia]

Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?

DM: the windows aren't open.

Half-orc fighter: that's not what I asked.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[joannies]

Dick: Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is, like, some new reality show called My Skank. Logan: Goodbye, Dick. Dick: What? Logan: Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you’re pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don’t know. That’s kind of a general invitation. If you don’t like my girlfriend, then just start heading toward the rectangle with the knob.

[master-painters]

Bill Cone

[bonglife420]

*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*

[fabulous-fitblr]

[scottuminga]

Pearl made on gifmaker :D

[tastefullyoffensive]

She’s ready to party. (via doIIpxrts)

[spinytreasures]

[awwww-cute]

trial period to see if our older dog get’s along w/ new pup from rescue

[thecutestofthecute]

“He’s mine. Get your own puppy.”

[astrologyhoe]

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[telemitosis-moved]

[roboco-san]

my favorite d&d thing is when someone flubs like a really obvious perception roll or something and the dm gets to be like, “well, you’re pretty sure you’re in a room but you could be wrong”

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

it is either really wet or really dry, you’re not entirely sure

[quirkelly]

One time a guy in our party rolled a nat 20 on a perception check, but there was nothing around he didnt already see, so the DM said “You’re not quite sure, but for a few seconds it seems like you’re standing on a giant’s table, surrounded by 5 Giants. Your party seems to look stiff and fake, and Large papers and Dice are strewn around you. Then, everything goes back to normal.”

[softlenaluthor]

the floor is i love my friends