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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

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When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

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Important and vital

natasha-romvnoff

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

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Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

snakesenpai

This is actually true!

“In some places, such as Nri, the royal python, éké, is considered a sacred and tame agent of Ala and a harbinger of good fortune when found in a home. The python is referred to asnne ‘mother’ in areas where the python is revered, it is a symbol of female beauty and gentleness. Killing of the python is expressly forbidden in these places and sanctions are taken against the killer including the funding of expensive human sized burials that are given to slain pythons.” (x)

And more thanks to kaijutegu:

“A public levy is made for giving elaborate burial rites when the python dies from natural causes. Every python has a human soul within it; this must be liberated by ritual after the death of the reptile. Any offence against the snake is an offence against the ancestor.” (x) p15

coolskelaton95

THAT’S. SO. SWEET.

jenniferrpovey

Okay, want to know the practical reason for this:

What do ball pythons eat?

Rodents.

Ball pythons are sacred in central Africa for the exact same reason cats are in north Africa and the middle east.

They are guardians of the granary.

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That and they’re docile. They curl up into a ball when scared rather than biting or feinting biting. (While constrictors aren’t venomous, some may behave like a viper and mock strike to drive off threats if startled). While they can bite, accidental bites are less common, they’re not going to strike you for accidentally reaching or stepping too close.

So they not only protected granaries, but they didn’t pose a threat to people as compared to other sorts of snakes which may bite or in the case of venomous ones, pose a threat to people and live stock.

So they fulfill the two key things humans like in other animals

1) Helpful to us 2) Not harmful.

They were called “Royal Pythons” because they’re calm enough that you can wear them like jewelry, which some royalty did. It’s human nature to like animals that let us touch them, hold them, use them as we see fit and don’t hurt us. Even among Christian Igbo the snakes are seen as a positive animal, a gift from god, because humans tends to see animals as “good” or “bad” based on if they pose any threat to us.

And that actually is fairly practical for humans to do, to distinguish ‘dangerous’ from ‘non dangerous’ and develop negative prejudices against ‘harmful’ and positive feelings towards “non-harmful/helpful” animals.

@smartwittyurl thoughts?

bpdvoid

Hi everyone. My best friend, Quinn Charters (legally, Siera) has been missing since 5 pm on Sunday (Sept 18) I’ve notified the police, and we’re currently working together to find her. A press release is coming out today, but I want to write my own post. She was last seen on her way to the downtown area in Fort Sask. She told me she was meeting up with someone, although I’m not sure if she ever did. She sent me a text at 5:15 pm saying she was sorry and she loved me. I can only assume what she meant to do. Currently, she is still only missing. Quinn is 5'0 and weighs about 100 lbs. She was wearing a baggy black hoodie and dark skinny jeans. If you could please share this so people in the Sherwood Park and Edmonton area can see this and hopefully we can find her. If you know anything, please contact me. My cell number is 7807213556.

bpdvoid

I have over 1000 followers and this only has 6 notes. please reblog so we can find her. even if you don’t live in the area, share for your followers to see, please. I’m worried sick

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shaniae

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

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nsfw-celestial

I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for my NSFW blog for awhile but I’ve been catching up on things and the like.

Any OCs or canon characters are welcome to participate from any game or player created universe.

This is LGBTQA friendly!

Winner has their choice between a full body, flat color of their character and their character’s partner doin’ the do. Or a full body, fully colored/shaded solo piece.

Rules:

MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PARTICIPATE!

You must be following me (new followers always appreciated)!

Likes AND reblogs count! Multiple reblogs as well but please be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them.

No Giveaway blogs please!

Make sure your asks are open so I may contact you if you are the winner.

Please don’t unfollow after the giveaway is done!

While you’re here, check out my far more active, 99% SFW, main art blog.

Deadline will be September 15th @ 8:00 PM CST

A small list of things I wont draw below the cut.

Keep reading

nsfw-celestial

I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for my NSFW blog for awhile but I’ve been catching up on things and the like.

Any OCs or canon characters are welcome to participate from any game or player created universe.

This is LGBTQA friendly!

Winner has their choice between a full body, flat color of their character and their character’s partner doin’ the do. Or a full body, fully colored/shaded solo piece.

Rules:

MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PARTICIPATE!

You must be following me (new followers always appreciated)!

Likes AND reblogs count! Multiple reblogs as well but please be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them.

No Giveaway blogs please!

Make sure your asks are open so I may contact you if you are the winner.

Please don’t unfollow after the giveaway is done!

While you’re here, check out my far more active, 99% SFW, main art blog.

Deadline will be September 15th @ 8:00 PM CST

A small list of things I wont draw below the cut.

Keep reading

nsfw-celestial

Ends in three days!

Only need 45 more followers to hit my next follower goal and add an additional prize.

nsfw-celestial

I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for my NSFW blog for awhile but I’ve been catching up on things and the like.

Any OCs or canon characters are welcome to participate from any game or player created universe.

This is LGBTQA friendly!

Winner has their choice between a full body, flat color of their character and their character’s partner doin’ the do. Or a full body, fully colored/shaded solo piece.

Rules:

MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PARTICIPATE!

You must be following me (new followers always appreciated)!

Likes AND reblogs count! Multiple reblogs as well but please be mindful of your followers and don’t spam them.

No Giveaway blogs please!

Make sure your asks are open so I may contact you if you are the winner.

Please don’t unfollow after the giveaway is done!

While you’re here, check out my far more active, 99% SFW, main art blog.

Deadline will be September 15th @ 8:00 PM CST

A small list of things I wont draw below the cut.

Keep reading

lornaka

naaah you're not alone, also if they had to go with a dude why did they have to make him so generic it's just??

Yes, this! I mean, they could have taken ten extra minutes in whatever CC they cooked up and I’m sure they would be able to create something more interesting-looking. Idk, maybe they just didn’t have enough time to work on this specific video and went with whatever, but so far I have a strong impression that this game is gonna be rushed. I still can’t believe that it’s scheduled for release in April (was it April? Definitely Spring 2017 last I heard) and they didn’t even present a decent trailer at E3. I’ll try not to assume anything until N7 day trailer comes out, but, idk. I really really want to be wrong about this. Whatever. I can ignore this video’s bland looking male protagonist but if they put a dude Ryder on the game cover and other major promo stuff instead of femRyder, I’ll be incredibly disappointed :т

starrypawz

I know I mean it’s not as if we don’t have enough seemingly white, dark haired, usually a similar facial structure already or anything?

darthheskesh

I see Starkiller and I would like to argue he is a brown-haired 20 something white male! :P

pr1nceshawn

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

hiddlesherethereeverywhere

THIS IS IMPORTANT

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.

titenoute

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

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What was the top grossing movie in the year you were born?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/the-biggest-box-office-hit-the-year-you-were-born-a7201086.html?cmpid=facebook-post

1974 - Blazing Saddles

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1983 Return of the Jedi 👍

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1986 - Top Gun 😎

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Originally posted by sonjackcarl

1975 :)

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Just reinforcing the fact that I am older than dirt 👵🏼

Originally posted by elviscostello

hidingunderchairs

These two handsome fuckers:

(1969: Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid)

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I’m so happy to see this post and, for once, it isn’t all “Two Towers” “The first Harry Potter!” “Mine is Armageddon, I’m so old!”

For me?

Originally posted by greatspacedustbin

The Empire Strikes Back, 1980

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Originally posted by munchnbit

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1984

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Star Wars, later retitled Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

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Originally posted by buzzfeedrewind

Back to the Future - 1985 :D

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Originally posted by booktasticnerd87

Technically it was the #3 movie but eh, I don’t want to link Terminator 2

1991 was weird.

tsyele

Originally posted by sublimefantasy

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Originally posted by mirimap

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I am 100% okay with this :3

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Originally posted by wearedivastar

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

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Rocky apparently (1976)

fer8girl

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) *grin*

darthheskesh

Am going to be the youngest in this I see! hahah! Armageddon (1998)

supaslim

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

spacevixenmusic

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

enceladanoceans

Snopes Confirms

candycoateddoom

I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

itshazel-belle

Mandatory reblog.

solarisii

So the information in this is a little outdated. CryptoLocker CAN BE DEFEATED without just erasing everything on your hard drives or paying the ransom. CryptoLocker encrypts your files with a encryption that is unique to your computer, which sucks cause it made it hard to break. But long story short: A Dutch security firm now has a data base of keys and offers a free service HERE. You send them a encrypted file and your email and they’ll will then email you a decryption key along with a download link to our recovery program that can be used together with the decryption key to repair all encrypted files on your computer. More Info on CryptoLocker here. Other Ransomware & Fake Antivirus removal guides can be found on this blokes channel Also take this as a good reminder to back up important files.

mrkenyon

Reblogging this good news!

This post has been all over my dash the past few days, it’s good to see someone found a way to help!

dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

seej500

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

seej500

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

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THIS WORKS!!

pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181

i dont usually reblog these but i…i need it

grendelw-deactivated20231110

Fuck you guys, I just wanna reblog Jackie Chan

mjaydesw-deactivated20171015

honestly tho the last time I reblogged one of these money things, my financial aid came through so…haha coincidence? probably but hey, Jackie Chan is cool.

darthheskesh

I love me some Jackie Chan