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@dartuks
fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
“You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls. [SCREECH]”
“Makeup is for women who want husbands, contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers.”
Beautiful.
@witchyschoolgirl
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
honestly ? you’re so right
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
my girl angie knows privilege and can acknowledge that its not “ooo i worked harder to get here and if some women work this hard they could be standing here too”
but more like “my opportunities are better because i was born into a position thats easier to get them and i acknowledge that that is unfair”
This is v important
“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human equivalent of “turning it off and on again”
It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.
OH MY GOD PLEASE DON’T
Pls kill tumblr
Hard for me to believe that this is a real thing proposed.
I dont understand what this picture means. Somebody help?
Donald Trump wants to make Muslims wear ID badges
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.
fuck i have been underselling my services by about one million dollars per blowjob.
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation
I have no words
I seriously just needed this
This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.
Sexism is when people laugh at rape jokes and cringe at female anatomy.
(via wearethefourthwave)
My name is Emma Rose Walker, I am 19 years old and study Psychology and Criminology at a university in a small town, and I want to share with you what happened to me today. You might think that what happened is rather trivial but it happened to me and I have the right to feel how I want about it.I was walking the five minute walk home from my uni to halls after my Taekwondo session, the road home is very open but it was dark as it was 10:00 pm. The route back splits in two for about 500 yards around an island of shops and then rejoins on the main road. My friend walked me to where it split as he lives on a road that comes off the other side of the island of shops. When he left I saw two other men walking the same way as he was going, they looked at me funny but I was wearing my Taekwondo suit so I looked a bit strange and thought nothing else of it. I carried on walking and reached the place where the two roads join up and I saw the same two men from before walking on the other side of the main road which I had to cross. Upon seeing me they stopped and leaned against the wall of a building watching me cross to their side of the road. When I reached them they continued staring at me as I passed them on the pavement by about two feet, at this point I was very uncomfortable, clenching my fists and not looking at them as I walked by. Once I had passed them they stopped staring and started to laugh, it was at this point I realised what they had done. They didn't touch me, hurt me or say anything, they simply waited for me to walk past them alone in the dark so they could intimidate me for fun, not only did they do this they also laughed at me for being afraid. I came to this last realisation when safely in my flat explaining what had happened, and I found that I was much more upset than I thought I was. Those men, (and by men I mean about thirty years old) had thought it would be funny to scare a woman walking home by herself in the dark for their own enjoyment and then they ridiculed her for being afraid. This incident deeply upset me because it was the first time in my life when I have been alone and felt that I might have to physically defend myself and I am incredibly angry because of it, those two people thought that they had the right to make someone feel that way. Even though I was only afraid for a moment, for a second tonight I genuinely feared for my safety and it was devastating, and the fact that I can’t walk for five minutes and not feel threatened by two grown men is deplorable and they should feel ashamed of themselves. Thank you for reading this and sorry for it being so long, but what happened to me today was horrible and cruel, and I wanted people to know. And I know that it doesn't seem that bad because I wasn't hurt, and honestly I don’t think those men would have hurt me, but I was afraid and that’s all that needed to have happened. People don’t have the right to make you fear for your safety and you shouldn't have to put up with it.
Thought my Facebook status today might resonate with some of you.
ALSO, I kid you not, I was just at the hairdressers’ and I overheard one of the men ask ‘when is international men’s day?’ and I groaned and said ‘November 19th, or every other day’ and he didn’t look happy
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
