daryl dixon

22 // not olive oyl

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Introduction

Daryl Dixon

21 in memories // 22 Bodily

TWD "Fictive"

I've gotta bow, why would I draw attention with a gun?

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Interests: hunting, gardening, spending time with Carl, video games, makin fun of Lori and Rick, and doing domestic shit for our spousal collective

Partner: My Little Lori Dixon ♡

Sexuality: Straight? Idk

DNI: Dickheads. Any of the 'phobes. Don't like em.

Matching with my best friend and brother @merles-gonnamerle

My dumbass brother said bless your hearts. I'm just gonna tell you to go fuck yerself.

[moogmatriarch]

the author's barely disguised personality disorder

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

I can't read. Can someone tell me what this means? (*stopped writing personally bc it's obvious how unstable he is* -Merle)

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

To anyone looking at rabbits for Easter:

×Rabbits are not a "throwaway" pet. They can live 12-15 years if well taken care of

×Rabbits are not all "gentle." Sometimes they're fucking silly. Some are more active. Our boy and girl are polar opposites

× SPAY/NEUTER YOUR RABBIT, not only for breeding reasons, but cancer risks are EXTREMELY high

×Rabbits are VERY intelligent and need A LOT of interactive enrichment time

×Rabbits can take time to trust you, ESPECIALLY if they are rehomed to you. BE PATIENT WITH THEM

×Like human children, you must never strike a rabbit for being naughty. They're babies. Treat them like they are infants

×RABBITS ARE NOT TOYS or for small children

×RABBITS MUST BE FED Alfalfa hay for youngins, Timothy hay for adults, mixed vegetables, fruits, and pellets. DO NOT avoid any necessary part of their diet. It's cheap beyond the fresh stuff. Grow it if you can. That's what we do.

×Don't be stupid. They're a lot of work.

×Please don't feed a rabbit carrots in excess. That's a rare treat. They are too high in sugar. You will give your bunny heart issues.

Here are some guides. We were given our girl at three weeks old, and while we know a lot about rabbits, it was still a shock.

If you have ANY rabbit questions, let us know. You can dm me about rabbits. I probably know the answer or can refer you to a vet.

I AM NOT A LICENSED VET. I AM NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO GIVE MEDICAL ADVICE ON RABBIT CARE. I AM SIMPLY AN EXPERIENCED HANDLER.

Edit for clarity:

Added: "Carrots are evil"

Modified: Alfalfa hay for little ones. Timothy hay for adults.

[steorn]

I like that english speakers can say anything with a "y" and it's understood as an affirmative. yep. yurp. yee. ya. yurr. yay

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Yee haw

[themooninthestars]

[dogpuppy]

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

*sigh* I am a goddamn motherfuckin' cowboy.

[sacred-portal]

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Watching Leon Kennedy and his wife (Bela Dimitrescu-Kennedy) paint. He painted a fucking chicken with very muscular legs. She painted a scene from home for her.

A chicken with big ass legs. Can we just.... slowly walk through that?

Then Merle hung it up. Bela's needs to be framed first because she painted in a sketchbook. Leon used canvas to paint a fucking chicken.

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

I GOT MARRIED TONIGHT.

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Heheheh Lori is pretty.

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I was looking for her phone and found it under the bed and went to grab it but I slipped and sat ON A PLATE.

I broke a plate with my ass and then got laid.

I broke a plate with my ass.

And she STILL let me screw her.

:3

[positively-peachy-143]

I am so confused.

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Did system, married to my spousal collective. Personally got with my princess last night. Not an rp account.

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

I GOT MARRIED TONIGHT.

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Heheheh Lori is pretty.

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I was looking for her phone and found it under the bed and went to grab it but I slipped and sat ON A PLATE.

I broke a plate with my ass and then got laid.

I broke a plate with my ass.

And she STILL let me screw her.

:3

[the-elf-in-the-tree-deactivated]

[necromancelena]

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[angrymurderchild]

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

This is how I view Carl.

[sicknare]

[kosmogrl]

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Current roommate issues

[dogpuppy]

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

I'd rather not be invited to 4 Merles bathing in a lake thank you

[mpregslover69]

Lesbians love negan

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Merle's a lesbian

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Opening any app except this one

[d0g-c4rn4g3]

Watching Daryl and Merle get followed on here and piss their shared pants is the funniest shit I've seen today. Making fun of you two, hope you know that. @daryls-gonnadaryl @merles-gonnamerle

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

Go fuck yourself, you're such a little shit. I love you and I adopted your ass. 🤣 Also GET YOUR MOUTH WASHED OUT WITH SOAP BOY I SEEN WHAT YOU POST.

[d0g-c4rn4g3]

A. Keep trying, you ain't gonna get there.

B. Ain't my fault I'm cute. Got an issue? Take that up with my bodies dead ass momma. Ain't my fault I'm a little fucked up :p

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

YOU ARE MY SON FUCK YOU I SIGNED THEM PAPERS. YOU ADMITTED IT LAST NIGHT THAT I'M YOUR FATHER. MORE OF A DAD TO YOU THAN RICK THE PRICK.

[d0g-c4rn4g3]

I was sweet talking you with what you needed to hear, ya big oaf. Don't regret it but still gonna tell you I ain't your son. Take it up with Neegs if you got an issue an need a tissue. Easy street.

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

I was cryin and you said I was your dad. You admitted to it. Bite me. You're my lil short stack. ♡

[d0g-c4rn4g3]

I ate too much and my stomach hurts but damn was dinner good.

[daryls-gonnadaryl]

You're siting next to me why aint we talking to each other? Gonna end up being the reason behind the next tumblr crash. Old bessie can't take this much stupidity.