be careful making wishes in the dark

Roleplay blog for an OC Sideblog to soleildansobscurite Please read my rules, Thank you! written by Vic

[spiridicn-blog]

Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

some slightly nsfw !! 

“ I’m turning the lights out now. “ 

“ They’re coming. Get ready. “ 

“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 

“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 

“ You need a damn costume. “ 

“ This is my costume ! “ 

“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 

“ Spooky spaghetti ? “

“ You look… hot. “ 

“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “

“ HOLY FUCK. “ 

“ You deserved that, asshole. “

“ Wanna go in first ? “ 

“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “  

“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “ 

“ I don’t wanna go ! “ 

“ You’re fucking with me. “ 

“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 

“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “

“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 

“ That’s fucking adorable. “ 

“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ 

“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “

“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 

“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 

“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 

“ Come here. “ 

“ You hear that ?  “ 

“ That was not my dog. “ 

“ Did you leave the door open ? “

“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 

“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 

“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 

“ I don’t like these woods. “ 

“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 

[dashofmoonlight]

“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.” - Kadence

“ Hell yeah! Preach it Sis! “

[dashofmoonlight]

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.” - Renee

“ Giiirl, you don’t annoy me with your friendship. What annoyed me was how you idolize the tiny insecure ball of anger who can’t even admit what animals he likes. “ Celine shook her head and put an arm around Renees shoudlers. “ You’re cool in my book. Don’t worry. “

[dashofmoonlight]

“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.” -Leo

“ That just hurt my Homo Brain. Is this how you appear smarter than everyone else? By dumbing down their braincells with stupid puns? “

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I think we’re just drunk.”

“You’re really gonna marry him?”

“I gotta win her back.”

“Gay good.”

“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”

“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”

“She’s my ex-lover…ish.”

“Any last words?”

“Hug it out, bitch.”

“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”

“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”

“I’m rejecting your kiss.”

“Get in the car, dummy.”

“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”

“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”

“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

“I accidentally ran over it.”

“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”

“You walk out that door, and it is over.”

“Christmas is canceled.”

“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”

“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”

“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”

“Boobs.”

“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”

“Congratulations, universe. You win.”

“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”

“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

“Do you still have feelings for her?”

“I want some man meat.”

“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”

“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”

“I am really proud of you.”

“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”

“I can read you like a book.”

“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”

“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”

“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”

“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”

“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”

“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”

“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”

“A depression quilt?”

“…You ignorant slut!”

“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” 

“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”

“I called off my wedding because of you.”

“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”

“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”

“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”

“Don’t screw the pooch.”

“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”

“Love is a mystery.”

“We’re all unstable.”

“I’m not gay.”

“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”

[angry-nobleman]

“Celine don’t you know I have a permit. Especially today” he handed her a piece of paper in his pocket. 

[dashofmoonlight]

She just gonna ignore the stupid paper. “ You’re so lucky to be a birthday boy and my girls boyfriend. “ 

[angry-nobleman]

soleildansobscurite replied to your post: “ Yo Nightray Loser! ” One random Celine appears….

“ Just shut up and take it. ” Tsundere Celine is very tsundere.

“I already took it, dumbass. I appreciate your kindness though.” 

[dashofmoonlight]

“ Well if you appreciate it, then don’t tease me about it idiot. “

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters: the third

change around as you see fit!

“ i want to be like you. “

“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “

“ what’s the plan here ? “

“ please just … come home. “

“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “

“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “

“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “

“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “

“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “

“ we’re not friends. “

“ so , do you come here often or … ? “

“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “

“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “

“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “

“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “

“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “

“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “

“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “

“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “

“ sing me a song. “

“ did you do this ? “

“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “

“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “

“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “

“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “

“ why are you leaving ? “

“ admit it … i drive you wild. “

“ you’re so infuriating. “

“ i hate this town. “

“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “

“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “

“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “

“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “

“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “

“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “

“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “

“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “

“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “

“ you are my platonic soulmate. “

“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “

“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “

“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “

“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “

“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “

“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “

“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “

“ … not many people really talk to me … “

“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “

[crystalmoonxo]

[katacala]

me too buddy, me too

[crystalmoonxo]

[oc-hoarder]

“AAAAH” 

She screamed. Why? Who knows. she’s weird. “That’d be scary!” she giggled. “can I be a witch?” she asked her curiously. 

[dashofmoonlight]

“ Oh, indeed it’d be scary, but also funny! “ It’d be the ultimate powermove. “ Oh? Well, if you want to be a witch? Then of course! I can teach you the basics and introduce you to my coven. “

[oc-hoarder]

“But I ammm pudgy you just can’t tell.” she whined and let go of the other’s arms. “Um…I was going to the library, I have some work to do.” which wasn’t a lie. 

[dashofmoonlight]

“ I’ll literally fight you on that, you look adorable and if I were a guy I’d ask you out in a heartbeat. “ She’ll insist on it. “ Ohh, isn’t that a great coincidence? I wanted to go to the library myself to look for a book on the moon cycles. “ 

[angry-nobleman]

“You better watch your fucking tone.” he said with a slight glare at her. “fine then why don’t you educate me about it then if witches are real, what do you do then?” he asked annoyed with the blond. 

[dashofmoonlight]

“ Even if I try and explain, would you even bother to fucking understand? I got better things to do than telling you about witchcraft when you’re obviously not taking it serious. “ She crossed her arms, certainly annoyed herself. “ And witches are real. As I said, I am one. I practice witchcraft. “

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

Tender Touches

Send a symbol to...

🥰 Caress my muse’s cheek

🚿 Wash my muse’s hair

💋 Wake my muse with a kiss

🍪 Put a sweet up to my muse’s mouth

🦋 Give my muse butterfly kisses

🤝 Brush your thumb over my muse’s knuckles

💓 Press your lips to one of my muse’s pulse points (specify which)

💆‍♀️ Give my muse a massage

🌸 Tuck a flower into my muse’s hair

✋ Press a lingering kiss to my muse’s palm

🐇 Give my muse bunny kisses

💞 Wrap your arms gently around my muse’s waist

Send ‘reverse’ and a symbol for my muse to perform the action on yours!

[onlyrpmemes]

Send a ‘💌’ to receive a love letter from my muse.

[oc-hoarder]

“Of course I would!” but Renee would cry for anyone, she cries all the time. “ooo, that’s right you’re into that thing. You know if you’re not careful people might try to burn ya!” it was a light joke of course. 

[dashofmoonlight]

“ They sure can try. Only better if I emerge from the flames and freaking give them almost a heart attack from waking the wrath of a witch. “