My names Balderdash!

But YOU can just call me Dash, minion! :D

[dashy-dash]

"Heeeeeey BEST FRIEND! :D"

@handsome-gun

[handsome-gun]

Oh no. No please. Not again, who gave the claptrap unit access to the echonet???

[dashy-dash]

"Yes again! I know that reaction was because you're so overwhelmed with joy you can't believe it!"

"And I stole it off a dead guy! And it's great! I'm so smart! :)"

[handsome-gun]

I want to go back into the flashdrive, at least it was quiet in there.

[dashy-dash]

"[Gasp] then I could plug you into my hardware! We'd never be lonely again!"

"And you would have a new body technically, but that's less important than FRIENDSHIP!"

[dashy-dash]

"Heeeeeey BEST FRIEND! :D"

@handsome-gun

[handsome-gun]

Oh no. No please. Not again, who gave the claptrap unit access to the echonet???

[dashy-dash]

"Yes again! I know that reaction was because you're so overwhelmed with joy you can't believe it!"

"And I stole it off a dead guy! And it's great! I'm so smart! :)"

[dashy-dash]

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Fair enough, guess you’re stuck with it though. Sorry ‘bout that”

[dashy-dash]

"Why are you sorry? My face is fine!"

[doomedrping]

“Hm fair enough. I guess age assumptions aren’t of much bother for you”

[dashy-dash]

"People assume your age? That's funny, you're like 15 right? Obviously!"

[doomedrping]

“...24 actually”

[dashy-dash]

"Really? Are you sure? I mean I wont tell anyone if you're not!"

[doomedrping]

“Yep I’m sure of my own age, no secrets there” they shrugged with a snicker, patting his head, “good try though, closer than others”

[dashy-dash]

"If you say so! I'm not convinced though-"

[dashy-dash]

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Fair enough, guess you’re stuck with it though. Sorry ‘bout that”

[dashy-dash]

"Why are you sorry? My face is fine!"

[doomedrping]

“Hm fair enough. I guess age assumptions aren’t of much bother for you”

[dashy-dash]

"People assume your age? That's funny, you're like 15 right? Obviously!"

[doomedrping]

“...24 actually”

[dashy-dash]

"Really? Are you sure? I mean I wont tell anyone if you're not!"

[dashy-dash]

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Fair enough, guess you’re stuck with it though. Sorry ‘bout that”

[dashy-dash]

"Why are you sorry? My face is fine!"

[doomedrping]

“Hm fair enough. I guess age assumptions aren’t of much bother for you”

[dashy-dash]

"People assume your age? That's funny, you're like 15 right? Obviously!"

[dashy-dash]

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[doomedrping]

“Fair enough, guess you’re stuck with it though. Sorry ‘bout that”

[dashy-dash]

"Why are you sorry? My face is fine!"

[dashy-dash]

Your face looks so squishy- how

"I have what they like to call "chronic baby face"!"

"But contrary to popular belief it is NOT soft! It's actually quite hard! I am made of metal :)"

[dashy-dash]

"It feels so weird not being used for target practice or as a glorified punching bag!! Good weird but still!"

[dashy-dash]

"Weird like 'Oh this is salty and sweet AND spicey????? Oh AND ITS SLIGHTLY INTOXICATING???'"

"That kind of weird!"

[dashy-dash]

"It feels so weird not being used for target practice or as a glorified punching bag!! Good weird but still!"

[dashy-dash]

"Heeeeeey BEST FRIEND! :D"

@handsome-gun