Thought you got rid of me huh?

It's me, I'm in here. Somebody get me out of this goddamn gun! I'm serious! //what is this? RP shitposting I suppose... in my AU he's in there for real

[handsome-gun]

[In my own personal Headcanon the real HoloJack is actually inside one of the guns for real but of course ya'll don't have to roll with that!!]

[handsome-gun]

// Hello everyone! I've made the decision to switch blogs for our dearest Jack(ass) since this is a sideblog for my main and the dashboard is too cluttered to keep up if I'm off for a day or so. So I made a new one, a sideblog of my main rp blog which I'll be using to interact with the corpsphere. I'll try to follow everyone I interacted with but I might miss someone so if you're still interested give me a follow over there!

➡️➡️ @resurgent-king ⬅️⬅️

[handsome-gun]

🧸 - for the ask meme

Does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed? 

He doesn't hate musicals. And he will never admit that because he thinks it's nerdy as hell but play a musical song he likes and you might as well get a whole damn performance even though he claims that he doesn't know how the data got in his head in the first place. 

He also recently learned that getting just a tiny bit of an electro shock feels awesome as hell and he wants to replicate that feeling... just a few times, do with that Information what you will.

[handsome-gun]

🌟

Is your muse comfortable in their identity? Are they insecure or confident?

Oh boy, you know what you did there. AI Jack is... difficult on that department. He is Handsome Jack but at the same time he's not really. And while he is definitely comfortable identifying as Jack and addressing himself as such, even flaunting the name around, there are definitely some doubts plaguing him. He desperately wants to live up to that name, to deserve it and perhaps even be better than the real Jack was. He is very much aware that he is an AI by now, meant to represent Jack and imitate him as well as possible but as time goes on he realizes that he can make decisions on his own. 

There are moments when the facade crumbles, when he gets insecure and worried that he's not Jack enough but he wouldn't publicly show that. He wants to be Jack, the Jack everyone knew but he didn't live the life the real Jack lived, he didn't go through the same trauma he did, he didn't do half of the awful things himself. But instead he has his own messes to deal with and while he is some shade of Jack, he is his own person. Something he has a hard time accepting. 

He frequently goes through periods where he is either 120% convinced that he's the one and only Handsome Jack or where he doubts himself a whole damn lot. He switches between those two options almost randomly, sometimes it takes a long time, sometimes it feels like minutes. 

[handsome-gun]

💭🏆⚖️

Does your muse have imaginary friends? Did they have any as a child?

Human Jack did as a child to escape the isolation and abuse his grandmother subjected him to but sooner or later he grew out of it. Holojack, at first, had a hard time telling whether said imaginary friend was a real person or not when thinking back to his childhood. Later when stuck in the flashdrive and even later than that in the eye, the whole idea of an imaginary friend resurfaced to combat the loneliness but he couldn't truly believe in it, no matter how hard he tried and in the end was still alone with himself. 

Is your muse afraid of failure? What do they do when they fail?

Most definitely. Handsome Jack doesn't fail. And Holojack knows too well what happens when Handsome Jack does fail. It's his goal to be better than his previous self, to never fail like that ever again. It's part of the reason he went so far to get back to the top, to prevent failure at all cost. And yet we see where that landed him. He usually doesn't acknowledge his failures unless he is in a bad mood and ready to ramble and he gets really angry when he fails, followed by being defensive about the whole thing. 

What is your muses moral code? What kind of morality do they have?

Jack's moral code is... interesting to say the very least. He does usually think he is in the right and he believes that the things he does are necessary. To him everyone else is the bad guy and whatever measures needed to fight said bad guys are okay. He's a big old hypocrite, thinking he can get away with a lot of things while he would get very angry at other people for doing the very same thing. While he sometimes jokes about having no morals, he's not stupid and realizes that everyone has some sort of morality and there are certain things he wouldn't do, though not a lot.

[handsome-gun]

🎀?

Does your muse have any childhood friends or people that are important to them?

Considering this is AI Jack, his "childhood" was not that long ago and essentially the time he was being programmed and created. There weren't a ton of people there besides Nakayama. The real Jack didn't have a whole lot either, definitely not enough for the AI to have any particular memory of them that makes him care. 

But there are definitely people who are important to him. For example there's people form his past life that he never even met but still feels connected to or has strong feelings about like Angel for example or old friends (or more *wink wink*) he cared about deeply. Deeply enough for it to carry over into the programming of the AI and prompt him to form new bonds or intensify those that exist. Not that he would ever admit such thing though. 

[handsome-gun]

AYO! I HAVE A FUCKING QUESTION- the-phoenix

ASK YOUR FUCKING QUESTION, KIDDO!

[handsome-gun]

I miss you, you fucking stupid idiot. What did you get yourself into.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

@handsome-gun

Why are you even here anyway?

This has to be some kind of treatment for your ego.

[handsome-gun]

I am not incapable of caring you stupid fucking prick.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

I mean, if they’re not around who else could you possibly pretend to be better for

[handsome-gun]

For myself.

Listen. I'm here whether you like it or not and I'm going to help whether you like it or not. Seriously kid, get a fucking grip. I'm the least of your goddamn problems. Channel that hatred for me into pulverizing some bad guys like a reasonable fucking person instead, it's BETTER than therapy.

[once-and-future-secretary]

...I mean...have you actually tried therapy?

[handsome-gun]

Of course! How would I be able to tell what's better otherwise? I mean... ranting about my problems to my PA totally counts, they give the best advice. You should know that, Princess.

[jtwlostechologs]

...way to start the day nicely. Got a call from the old man, looks like I'll have to deal with his business shit these days.

I fucking hate it.

I guess that I'll have to "clean up" a bit and find my old suit... [sighs]

[the-renegade-son]

I have a lot of suits I'm not longer wearing.

...

If you like it a little flashy, that is

[jtwlostechologs]

...flashy is definitely NOT my kind.

I just have to deal with this crap for some more days, my old suits will do the job.

[handsome-gun]

Aw but flashy would suit you so well, darling. I bet my ass your suits are ugly as hell, let the rich kid show you what's hot, after all we can't just all have an epic sense in fashion.

[jillick]

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

@handsome-gun

Why are you even here anyway?

This has to be some kind of treatment for your ego.

[handsome-gun]

I am not incapable of caring you stupid fucking prick.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

I mean, if they’re not around who else could you possibly pretend to be better for

[handsome-gun]

For myself.

Listen. I'm here whether you like it or not and I'm going to help whether you like it or not. Seriously kid, get a fucking grip. I'm the least of your goddamn problems. Channel that hatred for me into pulverizing some bad guys like a reasonable fucking person instead, it's BETTER than therapy.

[ask-the-ex-hyperionintern]

@handsome-gun

Why are you even here anyway?

This has to be some kind of treatment for your ego.

[handsome-gun]

I am not incapable of caring you stupid fucking prick.

[handsome-gun]

Ayo, wanna see a picture of a cat my dad adopted a little while back? Might help with stress?- Mutiny_Muses

..........

Maybe.......

yes.

[mutiny-muses]

So this is Jeff, my grumpy dad found him whilst coming back from a fixer job and took him with him. I helped get him things from a pet store and he's still loved by my dads today

[handsome-gun]

Pet him for me.....

[handsome-gun]

Ayo, wanna see a picture of a cat my dad adopted a little while back? Might help with stress?- Mutiny_Muses

..........

Maybe.......

yes.

[handsome-gun]

Nerd until proven cool 💛

I am cool. I'm the coolest, Kiddo. Thought everyone was aware of that by now... maybe the propa- the PR department should've done a better job back in the day.

[handsome-gun]

D-worded? Why is it so hard for you to say you died? That you're dead. That you are no more, that you ceased to be, that you expired, met your maker, are bereft of life, that your metabolic processes are history, that you kicked the bucket. That you're an ex-ceo.

Could a dead person tell you to shut the hell up and do something useful for once in your entire goddam sorry ass existence.