"I am definitely not a villain (jk)"

This is an ask blog dedicated to the jerkish/hammy/sassy side of the Prince of the Southern Isles. Some content of this blog is bit PG to PG-13, but hardly any NSFW stuff. I think Hans would look good with a curly mustache.

[dastardlyhans]

“I ain’t coming back to the sequel if Sitron’s not in it. You don’t leave a best horse friend behind!”

[lokihiddleston]

Frozen II - Teaser

[dastardlyhans]

((Blogger: Sorry for disappearing for almost five years but I’m bringing this blog back for the sequel hype! Also, I need to gather icons for Hans again, so be patient with me ^^;))

[bettys]

Frozen II Teaser Trailer (x)

[real-kit-walker]

Frozen 1 first teaser: Hey guys, look at this cute snowman!! Oh no his nose fell off uwu !!!!

Frozen 2 first teaser: Elsa is going to physically fight the ocean and Anna fucking decapitates a guy

[dastardlyhans]

“WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT FROZEN 2?!”

[dastardlyhans]

I know Hans is a villain, but I still want a single merchandise of him, even if it’s terrible.

[dastardlyhans]

HOLY HELL NEVER MIND

[hissouthernisles]

アナ雪。ハンスくんとオラフくんシリーズ漫画その後？ハンスはハンスでオラフはオラフかなあ。王族相手でも、クリストフもやっぱり通常運転だといいな

[dastardlyhans]

Hans what do you want for christmas?

The throne--

A new pair of pants tailored for a sexy prince~

[dastardlyhans]

Do you want to marry a Queen or kill a Queen to get your own kingdom?

.... Yes.

[dastardlyhans]

i hope olaf shoves his huge erect carrot up your near-nonexistent tight puckered ass hole and you feel it freeze in there. might not be able to let this one go, hans

Olaf might need his carrot nose back tho...

*WINCES IN PAIN*

[dbooox]

愛されキャラのアナちゃん！

Anna is loved by everyone!

(I like early Anna and early Kristoff, BTW)

[ruinedxbtch]

By: Yasai

[disneytastic]

source

[brodingles]

This idea was too cute to pass up.

[satosatoko-deactivated20211112]

My twitter icons. Please feel free to use it♪ヽ(*´▽)ノ

[bananataffy]

It was probably the chocolate fondue~