WELCOME TO BERDLY BLOGZ!!!!

(PARODY ACC) Welcome to THE GAMER TREEHOUSE WHERE THERE IS ONLY GAMES AND NO WENCHES ALLOWED

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Review on CELESTE:

0/10: Too many WENCHES

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Me and @kris-rune are hanging out to play video games on this old tv in the woods later and it would be rad if you could come

@gasters-spousee

Heh, whatever you say, gamer 😎

Beware, you won't be able to withstand my rizziness when I arrive...

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My new years resolution:

•pull some gamer girlz

•get off the national sex offender registry

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Apparently it's "socially unacceptable" to play r34 games on roblox while at a funeral

RIP dess btw

[kris-rune]

I hate this fuckin bird so much I want to curb stomp him into a chicken nugget mush thus ending his worthless chud life

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Kristine I find this behavior towards yours truly extremely inappropriate and I shall be blocking you from my gamer treehouse

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Eat yo mom at 5:30 call dat shit an early bird special

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My mum grounded me for swearing on Tumblr.

No ps3 for a week 😢

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I got the horses in the back

Trailer is attached

My dick is long and black

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Guys help I think some people are hunting me

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To Noelle Holiday,

Your name is Noelle (No L) however you are going to lose your sanity due to weird route

I personally think you should change your name.

Sincerely, Berdly the awesomest dudebro ever..