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“I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.”

— Frodo, The Shadow of the Past (via tolkienillustrations)

gameofdooweeoo

I have not met a single human person who saw Ford v Ferrari

estrellablogg

Koşuyorsun ordan oraya yanında yok sanıyorsun birilerini ama .. 🌙

livesunique

Holmer Ridings, Holmer Green, Buckinghamshire, Uk,

Courtesy: Savills

cookie-waffle-deactivated202511

professor: *mentions anything about gender identity*

Cis kid in the class about to say attack hellicopter:

glixbitch

literally no one asked but here is my experience of cats (2019):

I was quite honestly shaking slightly with fear/anticipation as the movie began. I had no idea what was coming

The cats will insert the word “jellicle” into every sentence. Choice? it’s a jellicle choice. Moon? I’m sorry, haven’t you heard? That’s the jellicle moon. Not the movie’s fault but still hilarious

I made a post about rebel wilson’s song already but DEAR GOD. That is the bad place

This might be a career-ending appearance for Idris Elba. his character has almost nothing to do and is comically over the top. He somehow seems more naked than all of the other naked cats. He’s a cat with abs. I don’t know how they got him to accept this role

Taylor Swift is genuinely good because she’s basically just performing normally with some CGI on top and a passable british accent

The main white cat (victoria) is a great dancer but spends 99% of the movie looking like shocked pikachu

This movie is rated universal but is so fucking horny. I have seen Jason Derulo spray milk into female cats mouths as they meow and i have seen death

I’m not someone who despises James Corden but he was really not good in this role. Also there’s one point where he cumshots champagne on his back and im upset-

The narrator cat (who they never introduce or name) is really serious all the time. He also looks so much like bryan dechart that I had to look him up when I left the theatre

Jason Derulo screams MIIIIIILK

Ian Mckellen is 100% too into the role. I looked over at my friend at one point where he was lapping up milk from a bowl and she was crying with suppressed laughter. Tears streaming down her face. She almost had to leave

Judi Dench pops a house of cards monologue through the fourth wall for the last 10 minutes of the movie while serious grey cat has a religious experience in the background.

I was expecting visual weirdness but I was not prepared. Judi Dench’s hands and wedding ring are SO visible in so many shots. Also swear to god i saw james corden rubber band across the screen in the final scene

Please see this movie

pinetreewannabe

all i wanna do is paint and drink tea and water my plants!!!!!!!! pet my cat and grow vegetables and ride my bike to the farmers market!!!!!!!! collect treasures do embroidery and lie down on a moss covered rock!!!!! thats the stuff!!!

tehmoonofficial

Klaus: [shouting from a rooftop] I AM A SUBTLE PERSON!

cilliansaccent

Retreat (2011)

date-at-kings-cross

????? wtf this picture stopped my heart ???

#cillian murphy

victoriangold

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself