I Want So Much More Than They've Got Planned.

23 and a college student in Wisconsin. This blog is a cluster fuck of all things that interest me, sorry if you're looking for specific content. Feel free to message me!

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[jaaneymann]

DOES ANYBODY REALIZE THAT IT’S THE FIRST TIME WE SEE BUCKY SMILING LIKE PROPERLY SINCE IDK THE FIRST CAP MOVIE??? IN A GENUINE HEARTFELT HAPPY INTERACTION???? WHOLESOME STUCKY MEET AFTER LITERAL YEARS???? IM NOT OKAY?????

[midvvest-vampire]

Got a new dice case ;o

[upstartly]

One die says ‘nipples’

[midvvest-vampire]

Well yeah how do YOU play D&D

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[deebott]

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[rook-the-bard]

[pythox]

brigwife:

[cisnowflake]

This is animal abuse. Nature doesn’t care about your moral agenda.

[sadburgerboogie]

I don’t give a shit if you wanna be vegan, but don’t make that choice for your animals.

[datsass31]

A bakery with betting and bullets

Sorry this is long but I’m on my phone and it won’t let me put a cut in

So you know how in mob/gangster/mafia movies there’s always a business that’s a front for a betting operation and money laundering? Well usually it’s like a pizza shop because let’s stereotype the Italians, but what if it was a bakery run by an adorable little southern boy? Bitty is the mob boss/godfather. Lardo is his consigliere his second in command who makes sure everything is running like it should and she takes care of any problems too small for Bitty to be bothered with and consulting on the big problems. Rans and Holtzy are the Underbosses they direct the capos and soldiers with the orders that are given to them by the boss and the consigliere. Holtzy is great with money so he it the financial advisor and Rans keeps track of the betting business and who owes money. Shitty is a Capo who deals with all of legal issues of the mob. Dex is a Capo that deals with all their computer programming for online bidding and covering the tracks of their phones and tec usage. Nursey is a solider he’s Bitty’s number one con man using his silver tongue to get whatever he wants (he is never allowed to have a gun, he’s too klutzy). Chowder is a solider who is an all purpose worker he carries money to their safe keeper (farmer) code taking hay to the farm. He’s also the fall man for court cases because no jury has ever thought Chris Chow was guilty of anything. Whiskey and Tango are associates or muscle hoping to move through the ranks. Johnson is Bitty’s press informant who keeps him one step ahead. What about Jack you ask? He’s detective Zimmerman tasked with taking down the mafia but it’s hard to convince his higher ups that it’s run by someone who smiles at them every time they go to ask him questions and insists their coffee and pie is on the house for the boys in blue.

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[datsass31]

Hello all! Sorry I’m like never on anymore but since tumblr made it so you can’t just flip flop between blogs without entering the password I have been spending much more time on my Les Mis blog. I miss you guys and I’m sure I’ll be back but right now my obsession lies more in music theater than hockey.

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[cari28ch3-me]

we are re-watching “The Princess and the Frog” and Tiana and Charlotte’s friendship still owns me

someone pushes Tiana at the party and she gets dirty and humiliated? boom, sorry Prince Naveen look alike, Charlotte needs to take her friend uptairs and dress her up like the Princess she should be

Charlottle has the money to buy the restaurant for Tiana but she knows that Tiana would never accept it, instead she makes her father hire Tiana and then her pay is enough to finish the amount of money she needs

Charlotte is the only friend Tiana has that doesn’t make fun of her for being always working, Charlotte wants to see Tiana happy 

The Prince is currently turned into a frog? Tiana doesn’t care how that happened she just wants to know who the impostor dancing with Lottie is and if he is dangerous to her friend

so Tiana and the real Prince are in love with each other? that’s perfectly fine!! Lottie wants Tia to be happy and if Naveen is her friend’s happiness then she will help them no matter what 

Lottie’s dream is to be a Princess, but she has no problem with Tiana becoming one first. 

Tia doesn’t make fun of Lottie wanting to be a Princess. So you wanna be royalty and have a good life with the love of your live?  go for it friend I support you!! just don’t marry douche ok? 

Charlotte and Tiana are 100% each other’s support through out the whole movie. Wherever their dreams are different or the same they truly just want each other happy.

[jlyarts]

Omg so on the art from my last ask for the YouTube AU the next video box was I do my boyfriends makeup and I need to see more than just an eye!!

A little scene from what would have been in nursey’s video

[crosbwhy]

*ahem* Repeat After Me:

EVGENI VLADMIROVICH MALKIN IS NOT STRUGGLING

[wheeloffortune-design]

Playoffs are hard on Dad Bob, nothing wakes him up, not even Jack’s favourite pastime to throw the puck, climb over daddy to get it, do it again. 

[datsass31]

One a.m. in Nursey and Dex's room

Nursey (whispering): Yo, Dex, you awake?

Dex: No.

Nursey: Chyeah, kay bro can I- Do you ever... Dex?

Dex: ...

Nursey: Hey. Poindexter?

*silence*

Nursey (uncertainly): Will?

Nursey (barely audible): What the fuck?

[cactusmomlovesyou]

Why hockey + twitter is my favorite thing part 3

[marquisdehockey]

Next time there’s a lockout because Bettman et al. have decided to throw another tantrum, I hope the NHLPA just sort of goes “well alrighty” and sets out to prove that the NHL needs the players more than the players need the NHL

What I mean is that they hire a few camera people and do things like:

Trying to play Sports That Are Not Hockey on ice. Personally I think Auston Matthews would be very entertaining at ice baseball

Buying a literal punch bowl and calling it the “Steve Cup” or something

Short reality-TV episodes following the lives of Tyler Seguin’s dogs

Roller hockey

Underwater hockey

Players launching a public health campaign about the importance of dental care

A Hockey with the Stars type show where they try to make hockey teams with celebrities who do not know how to skate

Going to the Olympics

Lots of PK Subban style charity stuff. In fact, just lots of PK Subban. He doesn’t need hockey to have fans

Helping out with other union disputes. Just. News articles about fast-food worker strikes in Pittsburgh and there’s Evgeni Malkin and Marc-Andre Fleury holding up signs

Zdeno Chara could get a job retrieving things off high shelves or something

Disney on Ice

[aibaaina]

Michael Mantenuto as Jack O'Callahan (Miracle, 2004) appreciation gifset for jackocalllahan (◡‿◡✿)