Beethoven Bird

I am the Flying Tamarins

[davbdav]

file under: Oh Wow, That's Nuts!

If you combine vodka, pink lemonade, cheap beer, triple sec, and a little bit of stale weed it tastes exactly like high school.

Anyway I don't recommend doing this.

[davbdav]

How do I stay organized? How DON'T I stay organized?

[davbdav]

I am sorry, but if this isn't the literal plot of the next Nic Cage movie, I'm giving up on movies (but not Nic; ♥️ u 4eva) forever.

[davbdav]

Donald Trump is every kid who visited the chocolate factory except for Charlie.

[davbdav]

Do you ever wake up, step outside for a snack of backyard blackberries, see a northern flicker, then open Merlin just to see that's the bird of the day? I think it's gonna be that kind of Wednesday.

[davbdav]

Who's the G.O.A.T. pirate? While we're on the subject, which goat would make the best pirate?

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[beardedmrbean]

[blogofex]

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.

[therobotmonster]

An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!

Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?

[davbdav]

NGL this was one of those times where I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

[davbdav]

[davbdav]

Think I'll go down to the beach and make a cribbage board. Wish me luck!

[davbdav]

While we're on the subject of INSERT LATER, last night I combined pink lemonade and vodka and topped it off with a Rainier beer. Like, 2:1:2 or something.

[davbdav]

PELICANS, BITCHES

[davbdav]

EVERYBODY

I HAVE DEVISED A BETTER PART OF WAKING UP

[thememedaddy]

[davbdav]

Adults who think Pride is about "turning" anybody (esp. children) queer are disgusting as well as, ironically, exactly the reason movements like Pride must exist. Such a belief demands denial of the plain fact that humans (and other species) can be and often are born queer. That belief dismisses actual queer children and tells them "Whatever you are, it's not normal."

Pride is looking that child in the eyes after they've been told by a parent, another adult, or a peer that they can't accept them for who they are and saying "Don't you let them bully you, you are perfect."

It isn't about sex, and the fact that knuckle-draggers like MAGA insist on making it about sex is why they're the disgusting ones.

[davbdav]

Today's coffee is being paired with 2011's Muppets' Green Album. I lost my shit when I when I heard the Muppets were coming back in an original film for the first time in over a decade. This album accompanying it gave me that double-shot of nostalgia any Muppets fan born in the 80's can love.

[sleepy-bebby]