"Teddy what would you do if you got in a driving accident"
"Uh…be pissed"
"No,no,no. Like if it was a drunk driving accident and you were the one that was drunk"
"Hm, how bad is the accident?"
"It’s bad. You crashed into another car but your car still runs"
"Shit"
"And the other person could be dead or they could just be a little whip-lashed, but you don’t know"
"Who’s the person?"
"You don’t know man! That’s the point. You either wait around or you could get the fuck out of there. Either way you have to decide, what would you do?"
"I’d drive away"
"Drive away?! You’d fucking drive away?! That’s your final answer?"
"Yeah."
"Shit, you got issues man."















