im fucking awesome

and thats all there is to say on the matter if theres something you want me to see tag it '#daveoftheguy' current employment: thneed factory position: sweet, badassular, secretary (sexretary if you ask me), bodyguard just to name a few things mission: timeline shenanigans current magic!anon shit: none main blog youre here dumpass zombie au blog highschool au blog camp au blog university au blog

[daveoftheguy]

yELLS

yo what

[daveoftheguy]

STAHP MAKIN' MAH KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI

cant stop wont stop

[rosenitemare-deactivated2015100]

Daveoftheapocalypse :)

Been a while since I’ve drawn something and man I’m so happy with how it turned out!!!! 8DD

I can’t draw Dave with his glasses over is eyes they’re too beautiful to cover them up wHY DO YOU COVER THEM DAVE?!?! ;^;

[daveoftheapocalypse]

cause i dont need everyone to stop and swoon all the time gotta keep a lid on that shit theres already so many plush proboscis lined up in front of me waiting for me to make a move

[daveoftheguy]

Hey Dave? Can I get a hug? My temp job kinda ended today so I'm a little bummed. :(

oh man that sucksof course you can have a hug 

[ineedathneed]

[daveoftheguy]

how did you know that this is a thing that happens

[rosenitemare-deactivated2015100]

Dave you- I’m- What- I don’t even have words right now because of your antics.

[daveoftheguy]

my antics are the best no one can top them ever

[ineedathneed]

Entre: Dave! Where’d all my paperwork go??

[ineedathneed]

I’ve been meaning to draw something for Rae for a long time now. 8)) 

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[daveoftheguy]

how did you know that this is a thing that happens

[daveoftheguy]

my inbox said i had a message but when i checked there was nothing thats like someone walking by my mailbox and pulling that red lever thingie up and not putting anything inside if you did happen to send me something i didnt get it

[ineedathneed]

I’m back and stuff

[daveoftheapocalypse]

heck yes look at how fucking awesome i am this is so my profile picture now

[daveoftheguy]

since shit seems to be dying p quick around here i had a thought that maybe some of you might want to follow the other things i do/have done/will do

shit this is harder than i thought itd be and no this isnt me saying that im quitting this or anything i still have people here but yeah so if youre interested theres a place you can find me

[rosenitemare-deactivated2015100]

I DID IT. I FINALLY FINISHED THIS FUCKER. YUS

Ok, so this was the pic I was working on last night that kept giving me trouble. Half of that trouble was me trying to figure out how I wanted to color it. The other half was computer shit.

Anyway, so I’ve been doing some studies of the human body, primarily male, lately and I wanted to see how much I’ve improved. This is also a gift for someone because I guess they’ve been feeling down lately and I wanted to cheer them up. ;w;

But yes, this is Zombie AU Dave, aka DaveoftheApocalypse. He be slayin’ some zombiez. :3

[daveoftheguy]

man wow  i really need to check my drafts more often did i not already reblog this awesome as hell art? hell if i can remember w/e ill just reblog it again because i look bad ass in my old duds which is to say they're just 'old' cause theyve been around for a while i still wear em hella comphy anyway fuck yes this is awesome i am kicking so much ass thanks rosen you are awesome

[kiraraneko]

Just some random Once-ler fandom group shots from throughout the con. That Truffula Flu Dave cosplayer was awesome! I think they might have been a bit shy though, I didn’t see them pose for very many pictures. Sakuracon, 2013.

[daveoftheguy]

oh man there was a me there hell yes look how fucking fly i am damn right props to you bro wherever you are

[daveoftheguy]

viralshift replied to your post: Can you teach me how to dougie?

Thank you

no problem

[daveoftheguy]

Can you teach me how to dougie?

how to dougie

youre welcome

[daveoftheguy]

seeing as a few of you have managed to make your way over to one of my awesome places and im positive more than a few of you would like to keep up with all shit that includes me so im about to make it easy for you main blog/secretary to ‘entre’ shenanigans zombie shenanigans high school shenanigans camp shenanigans and now you know youre welcome

[daveoftheguy]

i made this post a while ago to try and sort shit out for anyone whos confused just to keep shit straight also tags #sexretary #daveoftheguy #daveoftheapocalypse #professorofthestrider #professor strider #daveofthecamp

[daveoftheguy]

HS: -nods slowly- G00d T0 Hear Dave. N0w, May I Ask, What Exactly HAVE Y0u Been D0ing 0ver Here, Im Curi0us Ab0ut Y0ur Adventures And Fights With The Slugs 0u0

well thats some other timeline not this onei just happen to keep checking in over there from herebut for little details like that youd have to ask that davei havent checked in in a whileprobably should do that sometime soon… whoop

[daveoftheguy]

HS: I Use Recently L00sely Dave, I Am Simply W0rried, M0re S0 With N0t Just The Flu G0ing Ar0und, But Trickster Seems T0 Be Sh0wing Up Am0ng The 0nce-ler Bl0gs. Be Careful 0ver That

oh trust meyou dont have to worry about me catching shitive had my cootie shotflu shotsand i tend to stick to hanging around karkat and john for the most partfucking tricksters can just get outta here 

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

so i heard you were looking for a secretary

better than butler island

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Oh! That was…slower than I expected. Didn’t Mom talk to you about this almost a week ago?

Well, anyways, let’s see what we’ve got here…

…uhh

….UHHHH….

Is Mom serious about this?!

Whatever. Sure. You’re hired, for now. Nothing like a little on-the-job tryout to really see if you’re up for the task, right?

[daveoftheguy]

yeah she did i got a little ‘busy’ while actually filling it out (aka i had more important things to do) hope you like the art you mom mentioned making it stand out plus i was bored so yeah sure just give me whatever

[daveoftheguy]

wow ok so i decided to go look and this shit happened 10 months ago damn i didnt know it had been that long feels like longer but also fucking shorter welp this is what i did when i first got here