send a friend a dave

why? who knows. but everyone deserves a dave | inbox : OPEN

[davestriderdelivery]

welcome to the new and improved dave strider delivery service

now dave, you may say, how and what the fuck are you going to deliver to people now. your time has passed, you might think, you need to let it go

to that i say fuck you and also fuck off and by fuck off i mean fuck right off into my inbox to sick me on some poor unsuspecting bastard and throw them a semi personalized note from yours truly telling them to have a kickass day, a great birthday, holiday, or any other message you want to slide along to them and ill put my own striderism swing on it

to send a message out just drop into my messages or inbox and give me the blog you want to send it to, if youre wanting to be anonymous or use your blog name or any other sick ass alias you want to tack on it, if you got a specific thing you want me to say and anything else you think is important

get those mes out there

[foolishwritingssillyideas]

whats up man you just got dave-d, someone decided that youre well deserving of one and they said youd know who it is. cryptic as shit but i cant complain when im sending the best vibes possible to the best kinds of people

keep it real and do all the gay little dances your heart desires

This is genuinely the most unique message I've gotten on tumblr.

It is also so very tumblr.

Thank you!

[davestriderdelivery]

Hi, please know that tumblr announced your arrival like royalty to me personally, so welcome back.

damn right it did lets get it thanks for the welcome wishes

[davestriderdelivery]

its been five years

hi

inbox is open. get some daves into the world in the year of our lord 2023

[hawks-txt]

whats good my dude, youve been sent a dave by some anonymous person with kickass tastes. gotta say, i dig the wings but crows are better. keep being chill my dude, and have a good one. you deserve it

[davestriderdelivery]

DAVID. ELIZABETH. STRIDER. ROOF! NOOOOOOW!!

bro my middle name aint even elizabeth so i know this aint real. nice try, though

[husband]

yo, an anonymous dude sent me here to say youre great. really something else, and goddamn your theme is pretty neat too. the john there is soothing. anyways, i hope you have a great day, and also i hope you dont get killed for your url. that would suck.

LKGNKGJ thank u..,,

[corgifish]

heya, some anonymous dude sent me here to tell you that youre a bitchin person and deserve good things in your life. i dunno if that means anything coming from me, but that doesnt mean i wont say it. have a kickass day man

HDSKHKS THANKS

[undanewneon]

whats good my dude, davestridernb has sent me here to let you know that youre a fuckin kickass friend, and youre going to own those projects of yours. dont give up, and keep your head high, and make sure you get some fuckin water every so often. me and sol are cheering for you

*soft gasp* thank u <3

[terezipyropedelivery-blog]

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[davestriderdelivery]

i know you didnt @ me but! welcome to the fam!

[eridanamporadelivery]

Mobile Read Here

This blog is inspired from @davestriderdelivery .

Basically, it’s the same thing as what they do. Just send me an ask, telling me about the delivery. Aka:

Who it’s from- anon or yourself-

Who it’s to - please spell it properly, or the delivery will likely not succeed- And any guidelines on what to say! ((I’ll get it close to Eridan as possible)) Basic format is as such,

“hello youvve just receivved an eridan ampora in your box he wwill be there until you post this message or delete it” -Note there is space to put your name there. Happy tidings!

((Mod is called Dragon. He/Him))

[creativelycrazyfangirl]

hail and well met my dude, youve been sent a dave anonymously and they want me to let you know you sure are one pure ass person, and you deserve some feel good times, and so thats what im here for. i hope a nice ask will help brighten your day just a little bit, or i need a new job. have a good one, yo

Thank you man, I have absolutely no idea whether or not you knew that I’m currently reading homestuck, but I really appreciate whoever sent this, and I appreciate you being a messenger for anyone who wants to give nice messages.

[hunterexehunter]

whats up, darkespeon11 sent me here to tell you that youre one awesome chick, and id have to agree. heres a dave for your troubles, and im gonna be here to cheer you up whenever you need it, because i mean lets face it. you fuckin deserve that shit. have a kickass day man

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ @darkespeon11 ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[turkii]

yo, the librarian sent me here to probably bug you a bit with how fucking awesome you are. hard to find rarepair artists around but i do have to say im a fan of this one. man, keep it up, and you deserve this. youre fuckin awesome

Omg ???? This is so sweet Q0Q ◇◇◇◇ I can’t believe I got a Dave!! Djdnndjdhd !!! as for the librarian, i think i know who you are, not certain, but i hope you come forward so i can just shower you in some pale love. thank so so much, I really appreciate you taking the time to send me a Dave ◇◇◇

[a-space-filled-with-blue-deacti]

whats good, i just got sent here by someone who has the hella hots for you. like, theyve got it bad, and they wanted to know if i could help them out, so here i am. sources say that youre hella cute and real damn nice, and id have to agree. maybe you know who it is? i sure dont. good luck though, you deserve some loves

I need whoever did this to step up so I can marry them please, I’m only half kidding. But I am blushing hard now and I am ‘hella’ happy with this!!! I heart you too anon! (*≧▽≦)(And thank you Daveseph Strider)

[davestriderdelivery]

holy shit, requests are open?

my askbox is empty! i do apologize, some places i was supposed to be sent to either didnt exist or they had their askbox closed, so i couldnt send EVERYTHING in my inbox out to the right people

that being said please, please make sure whoever you want to get a dave has their askbox open, as thats key to this working

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

whats up, youve been sent a dave from an anonymous person, they say youre their crush, but this was also sent to me a while ago, so who knows. maybe they acted on it! whoever it is, you deserve some love in your life, and im here to give it. stay awesome my guy

Oh my god this is adorable as heck Who Did This ™