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asliceofaiden

“Yeah, whatever,” he said taking the kid’s flask. “I kinda have my own, but.. I don’t like you, so why not just.. down it, you know?”

“That’s not my only one,” he drunkenly spurted out. “You don’t like me? You’re the first.”

#aiden

reneemorely:

“I’m flattered, really. Did you buy the warehouse just for this party, too? In some countries that’d mean we’re married or something.” Ren snorted, taking another swig before offering the flask back. It was nice to have that warm feeling burning down the back of her throat, as if it had been too long. “I’ll get a gold metal 3d printed for you. Will that suffice?”

“And here I was with no ring. Fuck –– Forgive me my bride,” he said narrowing his eyes at the girl as he took the flask back trying to finish half of it before she finished her sentence. “Perfect. I’d rather take silver but.. gold is fine,” he shrugged. “Why are you here?”

#ren

reneemorely:

“How charitable you are.” Ren murmured, taking the flask with a nod of thanks and knocking back a swallow. “You’ve got us all pinned so well.”

“I deserve an award,” he told her, a little slow with his words. Every night for the past couple month he had been drunk and seeing her take his offer, he smiled. “I know, it’s like I threw this whole thing and invited you personally.”

#ren

ethansullivan

Ethan thought for a second, “Uh, yeah sure” he said, taking the flask, “Thank you” he smiled a little before taking a swig and handing it back, “What is that anyway?”

“Why do you sound so unsure? That’s sad,” he said to the boy. “Mmhm,” taking it back and taking two large sips, the effect not having as much as he wanted. Seeing people filter in to the warehouse he just shrugged. “Who fucking knows but it’s too expensive to be this shitty. Motherfucker..”

#ethan #look at that neck tho

“Cheers for a bunch of underage fucks and have pity on me for even bothering to show up. Want some,” he said offering his flask.

#akamaistarter

thejudahlee:

Well I’m horny and don’t care. Want to?

That’s too boring.

#judah

theminadevries

Think they’ll hear us if we fuck?

daveyfck-archive

Probably.

#judah

avaxrothschild:

“Around your neck would be a good start. You want me to fasten it for you?”

“That was kinda the point of me showing up.”

#ava

reneemorely

“The Force I’m alright with. Angst just sounds like something out of an awful romantic comedy. Those are literally the worst. —You look like a guy whose sloshed. But a sharp guy whose sloshed none the less. Where are you supposed to be?”

“See, when you say shit like that, it sounds like angst,” he nodded. “The worst but it makes money and that’s what matters. Well that just yells fuckable,” he looked around. “I’m supposed to be dancing with some old bitches, I don’t know.”

#ren

mikhailvasile:

“Screw the tie. They’re much more trouble than they’re worth.”

“But it’s part of the fucking thing.”

#mikhail

thelovelymiajames:

It was a ‘not for you’.

... Bitch.

#mia

thelovelymiajames:

I hardly think that is what you need right now.

Was that a yes or no?

#mia

reneemorely:

“I don’t snip. And I don’t really have angst. Just objectives. Well then you know that getting laid is a sure thing. Won’t that be fun for you? However that ZZ Top song goes about sharp-dressed men.”

“You snip, I can sense angst in you. It’ll be like the force,” he said with a small smile. A drunk laugh falling from his lips. “I don’t know the fuckin’ song. What do I look like to you? Don’t answer that. Because I am a sharp dressed man.”

#ren

thelovelymiajames:

I only live like half a block from here, it’s fine.

Got anything to drink there?

#mia

thelovelymiajames:

Right, sorry. I guess I should worry about one thing at a time, shouldn’t I? [Unties the man’s tie, before adjusting it, and re-tying it].There, now onto the next task.

You should. Hurry.

#mia

reneemorely:

“It’s not your business and we’re not friends, so it doesn’t matter.” There was no malice to her tone, instead it was quite matter of fact. Ren slid the tie around the back of his neck and moved her hands smoothly, shifting the length of the fabric into a Grantchester knot. “No shit. You’re done. How snazzy.”

“Aw, is your teen angst making you especially snippy today? I don’t care enough about you or your... watch to ask,” he said clicking his tongue to the top of his mouth. “Sorry. I know, people at this thing are going to line up like hookers around the block. How lucky.”

#ren

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