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" Removing an eye is easy. All it takes is a confident man and a coffee spoon. " ◆ Part of The Manic Heart RPG

[halric-kingston]

Well, they’re across continents, far away from me and they think I’m dead so.. I’m going to say I am pretty safe. Maybe I’ll just keep this one for a while huh? 

How’s business for you, mate? Max not giving you any trouble?

[david-aslanov]

This is your triumph, then. There is nothing better than be alive when your enemies think you are dead. The rule applies to every situation in which we are right and the other person is wrong... And it is a more universal version, for sure.

Great, it is great. But I think I should be spending more time with my daughter these days... I need to talk to her. Maxwell? Oh, no. He is still my favorite, hah!

[halric-kingston]

Two corrects there, David. Some people are suggesting I keep this scar as a reminder but personally I don’t like it. Business is business Sometimes it goes well sometimes it goes down the shite hole.

[david-aslanov]

I am sure you don't want it but... Well... Do you really want to get rid of it, then? Think twice, it might make people you don't want to deal with stay away from you. Those more cautious ones, at least.

[halric-kingston]

Well, thank fucking god, I am back in London. Because Kerala was fucking hot. I thought I was literally in hell.

[david-aslanov]

Judging by the looks... I would say that by 'hot' and 'hell' you mean there had been a lot going on there. 

[averydavenport]

I promise I will make him clean everything after we are done.

[david-aslanov]

Sometimes I... hear things I don't want to hear.

[averydavenport]

Does that mean we can fuck in the kitchen?

[david-aslanov]

[averydavenport]

You should! You should give him four months of paid vacations so we can go on a honeymoon.

[david-aslanov]

As long as you want to spend that honeymoon in The Underground, I agree and it is a brilliant idea.

[averydavenport]

Then what did you mean? Everything is okay and it will remain okay. That I swear.

[david-aslanov]

Spreading bad mood around the restaurant is not a problem in itself, but maybe I should have given Maxwell a few days off...?

[averydavenport]

No, you are seventy three. Don’t lie to me.

I know that… We are trying. I promise I won’t  upset Max anymore so he doesn’t spread his bad mood around the restaurant.

[david-aslanov]

Of course.

This... is definitely not what I meant. I wish you all the best; you should be happy and work is not— It is, but I wish you all the best and I am glad everything is ok.

[averydavenport]

Thirteen more years, so… You are seventy three?

Then I suggest you leave them alone and judge them silently. I’m good. Better now that Max and I have patched things up so I am not part of the Les Mis!

[david-aslanov]

Exactly. No, thirteen years to be sixty, how can you ca so cruel, Avery?

I think I will... Oh, now I know why he is in that good mood? You should be happy, guys, you know that...

[averydavenport]

I hope he does! You are like sixty, right? You look good for your age!

You should try making a collage of all of their horrible outfits and showing them to them so they can see how horrible they look. Then, you can pay me for giving you that wonderful idea.

[david-aslanov]

Yes, like any other person who is older than thirty. Thirteen more years and it is a good guess.

Sounds like a great idea, indeed. But what if they say this is exactly the effect they needed, and they love their outfits? How are you, anyway? I think we are paying too much attention to that miserable part of the society.

[averydavenport]

Because he is too good for you!

They are trying to prove that they are still sexy, despite what society thinks about older women. Granted, some don’t know how to prove their point and instead look like haggard baby prostitues.

[david-aslanov]

One day he will be my age and look like me, mark my words.

This is exactly what one of my cousins is trying to prove and I can't take her seriously. But if they think they are still sexy, they can prove it by choosing different clothes... Definitely not those. The effect is something opposite... Nightmare.

[averydavenport]

Exactly. You need to leave the whole being cool thing to Max.

[david-aslanov]

Even Maxwell does not really look like what I see in my head... 

But you have to admit that women make this mistake more often. Whenever I see those forty years old, but still feeling like fourteen... What are they trying to prove?

[averydavenport]

If you keep talking like that I will leave.

[david-aslanov]

Nohing more pathetic than adults trying to be cool.

[averydavenport]

Not really. Only fourteen year old fuckboys wear that kind of stuff.

[david-aslanov]

Ah... Then... all I have to do is be like... Yo yo, wassup!...?

[averydavenport]

I feel insulted by you assuming that of me. I am fashionable. I have great taste.

[david-aslanov]

You are, you are! So it is not a new... fashion?

I knew she would manipulate me into something way worse than I had expected. 

[averydavenport]

Will you buy them for me?

[david-aslanov]

Of course this is your next question. 

I refuse to believe you don't have such clothes, isn't it something all young people have?

[averydavenport]

Can we also take a selfie?

[david-aslanov]

Yes, but only if you can find similar clother for yourself.