i am unwritten

David Basoalto. 21. Dale of Chip and Dale fame at Disney World. Aspiring novelist. Cereal connoisseur. Love cats, hate spiders.

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neilwestin:

“Okay, okay, no need to get all existential about it, my man. I never bothered to learn Klingon, but Na’vi’s kinda fun, you might even like it. Or even if you don’t, cute nerdy girls might like it, and those girls are like, hidden gems, you gotta hang onto them forever when you find them!”

“Sometimes being existential can be fun, so long as it’s just for fun and there’s not Philosophy major in my future. I can do the weird V thing with my hands and that’s about it, I was never really into Star Trek which was a huge disappointment to my dad. I don’t know, I feel like being a nerd is socially acceptable now and girls are starting to embrace their inner nerdiness a lot more.”

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Text ☎️ CAMVID

Camille: I have like four pictures of us on my refrigerator at all times so I couldn't forget even if I tried :p Stairstepper? Those are harder to fall off of. I watched lots of stuff with my dad! But Smallville and college football were my favorites. I don't think she ever actually asked? She said she thinks the higher ups will think she's ungrateful if she ever asks to be Rapunzel instead. I'd rather stay here and be Ariel than not be here at all.

Camille: The recipe seemed super easy! But then the actual result was like, gigantic and fell apart and was impossible to cut. We could make better Frushi, I bet :-p there wasn't nearly enough pineapple involved.

Camille: I appreciate Amazon deals on Black Fridya, I'm way too scared to leave my home. I've heard people actually DIE like getting trampled and stuff. I'll just hide them on the windows in my room only then :-p It doesn't look like snow if there are colored icicles.

David: If I die, I'm going to need you to step it up to like ten to intimidate any future best friend potentials. :P Well, it's not so much falling off of them that's my problem as being generally weak and sweating too much and bad at exercise. Well, Smallville I get because it's still my favorite Superman canon to date. College football though? I still don't understand the appeal of competitive sports despite being born and raised in a place with so many teams.

David: Does she want to be Rapunzel though? I mean I always thought Sleeping Beauty was a perfect fit for her, especially with her love of all things pink. Yeah, I'd rather stay as Dale too. I know I complain about the costume a lot but it's not ALL that bad. I mean I get to fake fights with a dude I don't like in character and at least I've got someone around to keep me company, even if we're not allowed to talk.

David: Yeah, even in restaurants sometimes they don't do the seaweed wrapping part very well and it all sort of just turns to glomp. We totally could! Nah, it was much more strawberry based. There was barely any pineapple involved. Did you ever make candy sushi as a kid?

David: I'm kind of trying not to buy thing from Amazon right now. Them buying Whole Foods made me nervous they're like trying to take over the world and I don't like the speaker that talks to you AND I've heard they're kind of a really evil company to work for. So I'd rather they don't gain all the control of shopping ever. CAMI NOOOOO! You act like we'll never ever hang out in your room. I know this is a weird dealbreaker to have, but colored Christmas lights are like my one beserk button. Just like you and water.

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diemcarter:

“’Cooler’ as in I’m sure I sweat a lot less than you do, yes.” She said with a laugh. “But otherwise I’m sure it’s pretty similar.” Diem had always wondered how the “fur” characters survived the Florida heat in those suits, even with frequent breaks. “Excited kids, pictures, autographs. You know the drill.”

David couldn’t help but laugh, “Well, I’m sure that’s true of most of the roles. Chip and Dale tend to be some of the worst lot in terms of temperature problems.” He nodded slowly, “Sadly, I’m well aware of Memory Maker and it’s persistent snapping. Although I probably do fair a little bit better in terms of not being swarmed as much since I’m not part of the big fad right now.”

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Text ☎️ NEILVID

Neil: But she found her sheep in Andy's toy box, let her live! I don't know, she just wanted to dress up as Bo Peep and said she'd never had anybody to be Woody with her? And she wants to have a costume party for her bday.

Neil: I'm stoked for the Toy Story rollercoaster that's gonna go around the park, it's gonna put the Barnstormer to shame. They are getting rid of Ellen, bro, but I forget what's going in there. Somewhere's getting a Tron coaster and even I kinda don't get it.

Neil: JK ROWLING WILL SAY ANYTHING'S CANON IF IT GETS HER MORE MONEY? Dude, I was kinda a Cinder and Iko guy myself, but Scarlet was pretty badass. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE REDHEADS. And more lunar Chronicles in general.

David: I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M NOT LETTING HER LIVE! Dude, I just think it means something that she's like asking you to partake in a couple's costume with her. It's like if Cami decided she wanted to dress up as Ygritte from Game of Thrones and decided I should be her Jon Snow. When is her bday?

David: I don't know, the Barnstormer gives me like good flashbacks to when Toontown used to exist. I loved it so much. I knew they had permits but I didn't know they'd officially announced something else going in there but good, it's about time they finally did it. They could have had something awesome in there for years. Tron, really? Ugh.

David: SHE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH MONEY! NOW IT'S ALL GOING TO CHARITY! Which is nice and all but not at the cost of ruining my childhood. Couldn't she just write like a Marauders prequel or a Founders book instead? I do love Cinder, she seems like she'd be cool to hang out with. And Iko is just adorable, I still need to read that graphic novel about her. THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS SAYING, DUDE! Apparently the author is writing some superhero book next? I'm excited to see what that's like.

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camillemorgan:

“Oh my God, no, I was imagining way more like Princess Poppy in human form!” Camille giggled, running her fingers through her hair and taking comfort in the fact that it wasn’t suddenly maroon or black and emo. “Aaaaaand that idea’s dead, Dylan’s ego is big enough all on its own!”

“I don’t know, I mean Trolls hair is really in with kids right now. But since it’s Universal you might have to switch theme parks which I don’t think I could handle, unless you could find me some employment in Harry Potter World - in which case I’d be eternally grateful.” David couldn’t help but laugh, “If it gets any bigger, we’re going to have to build it it’s own park.”

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daerhee:

“Yeah, from what I can tell Craigslist is basically the meeting grounds for weirdos.” She had seen an article about all the craziest posts that had been made on Craigslist, and had avoided it since. “I hope so! What did she look like? Did she say anything else? Was she with friends or anything? Wait, did this just happen today? She could still be here!”

“True that, although it’s also really useful for buying furniture on the cheap. There was also this really funny Game of Thrones wanted connection that I saw reposted on Reddit once where someone said that wanted ‘a Stark in the streets and a wildling in the sheets’.” David paused trying to recall any details he could of the girl he’d met a few days ago, “She had short, dark hair and a little bit of a tan. Uh, she was wearing a blue t-shirt and she was definitely with friends. But she didn’t really say anything else to me, just like went back to her friends and giggled. She could be but that’s a lot of ground to cover!”

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camillemorgan:

“I mean, maybe the princesses running around in the parks might make you think that but I’m sure plenty of people are happy just like, finding themselves and not being ready for a forever kind of guy right this moment. I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who’ve liked you who think they’re the queens of unrequited feelings, too, everyone’s been liked by somebody at some point. They do, but it’s mostly bored housewives, not actual like dateable people, from what I hear. The college girls don’t want to date, they just want to say they hooked up with a Disney prince, I think. You’ll have your own story, just… not yet, I guess. I’m sure girls flirted and you didn’t even realize they were doing it! This one was just super obvious, apparently.” 

“I don’t mean I need the right person like right now but I’m also not going to turn down the idea of getting to know seemingly cool people? That would just be ridiculous. ‘Forever kind of guy’? Did I somehow establish myself as the kind of guy who jumps on a couch and elopes with a girl right off the bat or something? Because I really, really did not mean to give off that vibe. Yes, but have they liked the person in return. Like the only time I’ve ever had super real feelings for anyone? I choked and then she ended up dating another girl.

Yeah, I’ve heard a few awkward encounters where moms have hit on people right in front of their kids. I wouldn’t be opposed to being used at a story at this point. Like it’s obviously not all about sex and other things are more important, but damn it’s been a while since I’ve even kissed somebody. Well, now I do have one. Some girl flirted with me in Na’vi and I’m the idiot who didn’t listen to Neil about watching the stupid blue people movie years ago. I don’t know, besides maybe that Snow White a while back, I really don’t feel like anyone’s been flirting with me."

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camillemorgan:

“Right? That’s why I have to keep watching these dumb videos, except I don’t really watch them, I start doing other things and 20 minutes later I realize that I forgot to accept my gold and keep playing. Ooooh, really? What kind of side games? Totally contradictory goals, though, after we ate all the junk food I’d feel so bloated in every dress. I would love to know Auntie Anne’s secret cinnamon sugar pretzel recipe, though.”

“That’s the worst, or you spend like ten minutes waiting for the gold ad to load and then it tells you an error has occured and then you don’t get any. Well, there’s a main game which is all about this girl Emily who runs a restaurant and her best friend sometimes helps her out. And then as time goes on we meet her family, she starts dating, etc. And then they started out with a sidegame about her sister, who wants to be a fashion designer in NYC. And I think that’s my favorite miniseries they have because it’s really funny and doesn’t take itself too seriously. But there’s also one that’s like a hospital drama where you save lives. And one where you run a salon. And one where you’re a vet. And one where you run a craft store which is my least favorite. Well maybe we could try on clothes first. And then hang out in Best Buy gorging ourselves and checking out their movies on one of those giant flat screens we’re too poor for.”

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haileyholcomb:

“Aww, David! That’s the sweetest thing ever. That poor girl must have been so disappointed though.”

“Not as disappointed as I was when I found out she was flirting with me and I missed out on an opportunity to flirty back. How did I live this long with so little game, Hails?”

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“I really wish parents would not feed their kids full of so much junk food when they come to the parks” Evangeline sighed, fanning herself a little. “I just had a kid puke all over me. Whilst in the Belle costume. It sucked so much” And wasn’t the first time it had happened. “But god. I am so glad that it is not me having to wash that costume.”

[davidbasoalto-blog]

“Well, it’s hard when pretty much all we serve is junk. I mean I’ve never seen another place with so much ice cream and marshmallow food items for sale, we’re probably even worse than universal. Yikes, I definitely know that pain. But I am really glad we don’t have to upkeep our own costumes, that’s never fun as a fur character.”

[adam-the-englishman-blog]

“I love when people ask where in London I’m from. Like, there’s other parts of the UK, love.” Adam turned his attention to the new person in the pub. “What can I get ‘ya?” 

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“I love that they somehow know that there are separate burroughs in London but they can’t wrap their heads around the fact that places like Colchester and Bath and literally anywhere else in the fucking country exist. But where in the UK are you from? Now I’m curious.” David gave him a smile, “I’ll take an order of your finest fish and chips, please.”

[kangacameron-potts-blog]

“Okay Look I just want a coffee but I don’t want to go to the cafe on my own, I want to go with someone, I have spent most of the day reading text books and I need a break. Surprising, didn’t think you’d hear me say that did you? Anyway back to the point, I just want a little company to go to the cafe with for a coffee so I actually have someone to talk to. Please, I not asking a lot. Look I’ll even buy you coffee if that helps make your decision.”

[davidbasoalto-blog]

“I don’t actually drink coffee because me on caffiene is not a pretty sight, but I could definitely go for some tea if you just want to sit for a little while and destress, Cameron.”

[marinxcreed-deactivated20170926]

“Why do phones take literally forever to update? All I wanna do is crush some candy while on my break and I can’t even do that because Android is fixing whatever doesn’t need to be fixed.” Paige set her head on the table, crossing her arms beneath her chin. “So bored…”

[davidbasoalto-blog]

“Because they’re secretly destroying your battery life and taking up all your storage during the updates, so it really makes sense. Candy Crush, really? I can’t deal with those games that only give you so many lives per day. I’m too impatient.”

[kennedykraus]

[text] Yo Kay Kay, I need to ask you a huggggggge favor.

[text] Slayvid! How can I help you? O-:-)

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kennedykraus:

[text] I WOULD still happen to have that two bedroom actually!

[text] And I guess my standards for another roommate were lowkey too high because nope :-P 

[text] why, do you need a room??? O:

[text] Actually, I maybe, possibly need both rooms.

[text] Cami and I are moving in together.

[text] So I thought that maybe instead of settling for some sub par roommate who might go all exorcist on you, you might want to pull a tradesies for a one bedroom.

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THE GET DOWN MEME › [4/10 scenes] 1.11 Only from Exile Can We Come Home

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mattstillbelieves:

“Don’t worry about me, the force is always strong with this one.” He flew into action, jumping up over the lightsaber. He aimed his own red lightsaber for the boy’s shoulder as he did, landing on the opposite side of his opponent.

David tried to duck but he wasn’t fast enough, the lightsaber hit him in the shoulder. “I’ve been hit! If only I’d spent more time practicing and less time eating Cheetos.” He said in fake anguish. “In all seriousness though, that was amazing. I can’t wait until Star Wars Land opens so we can hang out there and have even more realistic light saber duels.”

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paigexstaton:

Paige bubbled with laughter. “Oh my god that is just too perfect. I liked the other Avatar movie, though. The Last Airbender? I thought that one was pretty good. Although the lack of blue people might have had a little bit of influence on that. I could always use a movie buddy! It’s totally boring to watch a movie by yourself.” She shrugged at his remark. “Kinda why I don’t try so hard with the bait. I’m kinda running out of fishing metaphors, but something about it being a patient sport comes to mind.”

“Oh man, I wish it was that kind of Avatar theme park but sadly it’s the alien one. I’d kill to get some pictures with Katara, love of my life. Although I was unhappy with her casting in the live action movie. Actually, I was unhappy with a lot of the casting in the live action movie. True, at least we could keep things fun by having popcorn fights or relentlessly mocking it or something.” David nodded, thinking about the one time his dad had brought him fishing, “It definitely does require patience, probably why I’ve never been good at the metaphorical sport or the real one. I was okay at that Let’s Go Fishing game though.”