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🎧 - “someday i’ll wake and rub my eyes, and in that land beyond the skies, you'll find me”

# PENELOPE — blk nov 3rd she / they ♱ fanfic writer 📨

request status: open!

guidelines ✦ masterlist ✦ about me ✦ spam

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FAVORITE BUTTON UP MAKES A COMEBACK.

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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as we speak rn.

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tattooartist!blarg x influencer/model!reader who gets tattoos from blarg and it’s a secret but not so secret relationship…im i cooking or what…

[blorgosnorgle]

[ar8tic]

smii7y has like the perfect nose ever. perfect boyfriend ever. is rich and famous. like girl fuck you

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dating smitty = hitting the jackpot

#themsthefacts💯

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THE MIRROR SELFIES ARE BACK 🚨‼️

(from smii7y insta post!)

[transdeanactivist]

cheesin

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I’m gonna cry he’s too good for this cruel world.

[blorgosnorgle]

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OML NOT THE FUCKING TWINK PHOTO IM CRYINGGGGG 😭😭😭

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INTRODUCING. . . .SUGAR DADDY!SMITTY

all black tuxedo . american express platinum card . business man . cigars . dress shoes . drives a white ferrari . filthy rich . grey hair strands . in early 40s . margarita or tequila always in hand . owns too many fancy suits & ties . rectangular glasses . rolex watches . sliver chains & rings . smells of black coffee . spoils the reader 💸

INTRODUCING. . . .SUGAR BABY!READER

bratty . champagne . chanel perfume . c cupped . diamond rings . dior bags . french tip nails . hello kitty addict . in early 20s . juicy couture track suits . leggings . mary jane shoes . pearl earrings . pink lipsticks . smells of roses & jasmine . utterly spoiled by smitty . victoria secretes lingerie . white laces 💎

taglist: @kimskiwi, @urinternetfairygf, @v1rus-bug

a/n: i think this is the smartest au ive made in a while, I PROMISE ILL GET TO REQUEST ONCE FINALS ARE DONE 💔

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sovi is now a proud mother of two iPad kids

(from sovi’s instagram story!)

[turbo-the-dog]

i will be using this to an absolutely annoying degree from now on.

[nosrep1taht]

Um hello

Thank you Matt I will now be thinking of Daukey as your boyfriend in every video I watch with both of you

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#newshipunlocked . . .

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AWWWUH LOOK AT HIM 💗💗💗 I LUV HIS HAIRR

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my fav smii7y fit, this was my Roman Empire.

(i get FERAL over these photos it’s insane)

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Siiiigh…I wanna redo my page again…and I want it to be pink n white or pink n yellow

[smittyshake]

just came across this absolute gem of a picture of smii7y and puffer LOOK AT THEM BRO.

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smii7y was definitely a college frat fuckboy in another life but ya’ll ain’t ready for that conversation. . .