David Seville

producer, songwriter, manager, single father of 3

[davidseville]

are you a furry

Certainly not as furry as a chipmunk! 😂 I don’t think I have that much body hair, probably just the normal amount for a man my age.

[coolguyalvin]

i fantasize about putting you in the microwave and turning it on for ten minutes and fourty-three seconds

WOAH!

[davidseville]

If you continue to harass my son you will be put in contact with our lawyers. I am very much prepared to take this harassment to court if it escalates. Please never contact Alvin or any of his family ever again.

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

should I get a haircut ?

[davidseville]

You already look so handsome, champ! But I can take you to get a haircut if you want.

[peteneems]

big sports guy

[davidseville]

Ah, the good old days! Looking great, bud.

[citizenscreen]

Bob Saget (May 17, 1956 – January 9, 2022)

[davidseville]

Man, what a hero. He was taken from us far too soon. It takes a lot of guts to raise three kids on your own, and he stepped up to the challenge. This is what a real man looks like.

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

what if I blocked dave

[davidseville]

Simon, you are only allowed to use social media under the condition that I am able to monitor it. I’m sorry, but you know the rules. It isn’t safe for a boy your age to be online unsupervised. If you block me I will have to ground you and take both your phone and computer.

[coolguyalvin]

do you have any comments on the DUI charge you got last year

yeah i was driving under the influence....influence of GOOD MUSIC

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[davidseville]

Alvin please do not joke about this, driving under the influence is a serious matter that takes countless lives each year, and these rumors could have serious impacts on your career and even your ability to be accepted to colleges in the future. You should avoid discussing these false rumors, like we talked about. I am already handling press and related issues for you, you’re too young to handle this on your own.

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

"false rumours" sure

[davidseville]

Simon, we talked about this. This isn’t funny. If you keep up this type of behavior I’ll have to ground you from social media for a week.

[coolguyalvin]

do you have any comments on the DUI charge you got last year

yeah i was driving under the influence....influence of GOOD MUSIC

Alvin & The Chipmunks albums and discography | Last.fm

Listen to music from Alvin & The Chipmunks. Find the latest tracks, albums, and images from Alvin & The Chipmunks.

[davidseville]

Alvin please do not joke about this, driving under the influence is a serious matter that takes countless lives each year, and these rumors could have serious impacts on your career and even your ability to be accepted to colleges in the future. You should avoid discussing these false rumors, like we talked about. I am already handling press and related issues for you, you’re too young to handle this on your own.

[davidseville]

do you have any comments on the dui charge alvin got last year

This is misinformation. Alvin has never even driven a car, he doesn’t have a license yet, and he certainly has never drank alcohol! He is underage and doing so would be illegal. Please do not spread these rumors any further and do not contact me again.

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

are u queer?? 👀

no definitly not i am supersuper allosexual and have nevre been queer ever in my life. also why would you ask that. do i give off vibes ?? do peiple think im lgbtq ? im just an ally,. a really good ally. yeah.

[davidseville]

Do NOT call my son or anyone slurs! That is very homophobic and inappropriate. I will not stand for it. 😡 Never contact my son again.

Also, Simon, what does “allosexual” mean?

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

He didnt call me a slur, what are you talking about ?

and it means not asexual :)

[davidseville]

What is “asexual”? Isn’t that a science term for plants and stuff? It’s been a while since I was in high school biology, haha. 😂

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

um why don’t you google it :)

[davidseville]

This sounds like some real complicated science stuff! I always knew you were such a smart kid. This stuff goes way over my head though, haha. Maybe you can tell me more about it sometime. (Thanks for showing me how to take screenshots the other day, Simon!)

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

are u queer?? 👀

no definitly not i am supersuper allosexual and have nevre been queer ever in my life. also why would you ask that. do i give off vibes ?? do peiple think im lgbtq ? im just an ally,. a really good ally. yeah.

[davidseville]

Do NOT call my son or anyone slurs! That is very homophobic and inappropriate. I will not stand for it. 😡 Never contact my son again.

Also, Simon, what does “allosexual” mean?

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

He didnt call me a slur, what are you talking about ?

and it means not asexual :)

[davidseville]

What is “asexual”? Isn’t that a science term for plants and stuff? It’s been a while since I was in high school biology, haha. 😂

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

are u queer?? 👀

no definitly not i am supersuper allosexual and have nevre been queer ever in my life. also why would you ask that. do i give off vibes ?? do peiple think im lgbtq ? im just an ally,. a really good ally. yeah.

[davidseville]

Do NOT call my son or anyone slurs! That is very homophobic and inappropriate. I will not stand for it. 😡 Never contact my son again.

Also, Simon, what does “allosexual” mean?

[davidseville]

The ‘munks have been teaching me how to use modern social media so I apologize if I’m not as used to it! I’ve never used Tumblr before this so hopefully I learn to fit in soon. All this stuff is new to an old guy like me. 😂

[davidseville]

cant beleiev you are gay......unfollowed. i will be returning my alvin and the chipmunks ticjets immediately. very disappointed

For your information, I am actually bisexual, not gay. Good riddance! 😂

[davidseville]

faggot

I will not tolerate hate speech or slurs on my account. Please do not send any further asks. 😡😡😡

[davidseville]

do you support gay rights

Of course I support LGBT rights! I am a proud bisexual myself. 😃

[davidseville]

Sorry, I meant LGBTQIA+ rights! 😅 I am part of the older generation so I’m not as familiar with the new diversity stuff.

[davidseville]

do you support gay rights

Of course I support LGBT rights! I am a proud bisexual myself. 😃