i am simon the chipmunk from alvin and the chipmunks

Member of Alvin and the Chipmunks Lover of books and language Please buy our newest album ! follow my brother @coolguyalvin and dave at @davidseville

[coolguyalvin]

do you have any comments on the DUI charge you got last year

yeah i was driving under the influence....influence of GOOD MUSIC

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[davidseville]

Alvin please do not joke about this, driving under the influence is a serious matter that takes countless lives each year, and these rumors could have serious impacts on your career and even your ability to be accepted to colleges in the future. You should avoid discussing these false rumors, like we talked about. I am already handling press and related issues for you, you’re too young to handle this on your own.

[francophonesimonthechipmunk]

"false rumours" sure

[segamascott]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Alvin is a raging narcissist and Simon and Theo are held back from their musical potential because of misplaced fraternal loyalty. It is no secret in the industry that Theo's vocals and Simon's lyricism carry the group but Alvin's attention-seeking behavior was exploited by their agent

[onelonelystory]

this is a DEEPLY unfair interpretation of their musical identity that valorizes public scrutiny teebeeache. There’s an urge towards overcorrection amongst critical voices that can identify the undervaluation of Theo and Simon as contributors and subsequently develop a narrative of antagonism between them and their frontman and to some extent that’s understandable, given how big his little shadow is. but the group has always been structured around performance and spectacle in a way that greatly benefits from the strong identity and stage presence granted by such a large personality

[parkchanwoohoo]

It only took 2 seconds on your blog for me to know I could dismiss everything you said. For those who don't know, red icons are a dogwhistle for crypto-Alvinists who, as we saw from the AatC Midwest Fan discord, sought to sow mistrust in the fandom by insisting on "nuance" while secretly attempting to downplay Alvin's public scandals and shit-talking Simon and Theo.

Tell me this, if the group "benefits" from the strong identity, why is it Alvin has to contractually bar Theo and Simon from pursuing solo careers? Why did he veto the proposed name change to "The Chipmunks" in 2013? Hell, if this is all about the group, as you claim, why is it that Alvin features on 67% of all AatC merch while only making up 31% of overall merch sales (and, as if the stats following his disgusting behavior during the 2022 Oscars is to be believed, dropping lower and lower to even 26%)? Admit it, Dave Seville's excuse that Alvin's presence adds any kind of shine to the group is a transparent lie to conceal the fact that Alvin's disastrous public life makes for cheap sales boosts.

[onelonelystory]

It always comes down to the personal attacks with the separatists! as if red isn’t at the core of not only the debut album’s visual identity but also thematically relevant throughout the whole project… but once someone has a favorite they start thinking everyone else must also be projecting signatures and solo-fan lockdowns onto their Chipmate accounts.

anyway solos love to bring up A’s “behavioral issues” as if he didn’t spend half of last year absent from promotions trying to smooth over T’s violent confrontation with the paps. (which, because I’m an actual Chipmate, I would never turn into some theo hate train. this is what I’m saying, the scrutiny and narrativization of their project has created the justification to infringe on their personal lives in a way that keeps getting cyclically encouraged by people who are in it for the sport and moral victories, not the actual music or the art. I think we can all agree that the real villain is the exploitation of their passion for the craft that roped them into a lifetime commitment to careers they were not prepared for and they literally cannot escape 😕)

[sappho-official]

op is literally a thimon truther so I don’t think we should bother listening to what they say anyways :/

[parkchanwoohoo]

That is not even fucking true? I shared ONE Theo/OC fic in the Theo Chipmates Discord and the author happened to have also written Thimon WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. I made this very clear (with receipts!) in the Google doc. This is yet another example of a transparent smear campaign against Alvin-critical fans. A patently hypocritical act, BTW, given that you guys are literally constantly shipping Alvincest

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh my god you guys

[fandom-man]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[whats-a-bear]

[jotigerjotiger]

[based on this]

[cockyroaches]

In case the original pic is ever lost to time

[turochamp]

[tatuung]

comments that make you go hmmm

[alvintheredchipmunk]

Check ouyt me and my brothers dance!

[chipmunksfan583]

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

[alvintheredchipmunk]

we will share with you

[simonthebluechipmunk]

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

[theodorechipmunk]

im in court again

[theodorechipmunk]

update guilty no chance parole

[theanimationalley]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a radio that had a British setting that played exclusively Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[acmeoop]

Performing Chipmunks “The Alvin Show” (1961)

[best-fictional-band-poll]

Preliminaries Group 4 - Vote for your favourite!

Bad Luck - Gravitation

Pentakill - League of Legends

The Three Lights - Sailor Moon

Rainbow Dream - Rainbow High

Pink Slip - Freaky Friday

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Alvin and the Chipmunks

Birds of Prey - Drawtectives

Josie & The Pussycats - Riverdale

K/DA - League of Legends

Paranmaum - Linda Linda Linda

Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

The top FOUR bands from this poll will go through! Good luck!

[becasart]

Chipmunk art dumppppp cause I recently found out that this year was the 65th anniversary of alvin and the chipmunks 😱⁉️ how very late of me 💩

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A lot of these are screenshot redraws of the Alvinnn!!!!and the chipmunks show. I actually enjoy this show, it truly is such a shame that they look so UGLY. I tried coming up with my own redesigns but trying to figure out how to draw the boys is genuinely so awful.

[grumpchump]

i know he's not actually homophobic but this is how i imagine they'd be if he was

[shiftythrifting]

From Facebook Marketplace. Apparently props from a movie from 2011 are “vintage”.

[catswithmav]

i took a break just to make this. happy the hottest lawyer in the french alps of anatomy of a fall day for those who celebrate. (for the record, simon is my favorite chipmunk and fuck alvin)

[ayo-aatc]

oh brother