i am your glamorous girlfriend

davina abhorrence. 18. fashion design/business. 

[phinessekid-blog]

“I dunno, maybe? I guess it makes sense,” He shrugged. “It’s not everyday I can get fashion tips from a real fashion designer. Might as well take advantage of it.” In all honesty, fashion was not one of Phil’s top priorities, but he did enjoy conversing with others and delving into their interests. “So… should I wear a blue v-neck instead? Or something more flashy? Like a highlighter yellow! ‘Cause I got a shirt in that color too.”

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Davina usually wasn’t one to blush, but his words definitely made her blush a little. “Well, I am quite a professional. I’ve already designed or well contributed to some brands.” She could tell that fashion wasn’t the other’s top priorities and chuckled at his attempts. “No, ew, the blue would mesh with the jeans and the highlighter yellow only works if you’re in the 80s.”She shook her head. “Do you have something patterned.”

[princessofchemistry-blog]

“You really think you can help me with this?”

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Davina raised an eyebrow. “You’re asking me of all people about fashion advice? Of course I can help you! I’m honored you came to me because those shoes look terrible on you with those pants.”

[swcctbbygigi-blog]

         “ okay. i promise you, i’m a very good cook. i swear. this pan just is very new and very slippery apparently! ” maría giggled as yet another pancake almost slipped over the side.

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Davina chuckled as another pancake slipped to the side. “Hey! Hey! Be careful, that’s a cute dress you have on that I picked out and I don’t want it messed up with pancake mix.”

[phinessekid-blog]

“Wait, are you some kind of fashion designer?” When she offered to fix his jeans, Phil could only assume her apparent love for fashion went far beyond what he originally thought. “Alright, what’s so bad about my shirt now? It’s just a plain white v-neck. I thought v-necks were in these days.”

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“Hey don’t ask so surprised! You’d think I’d be saying this if I wasn’t a fashion designer? Fashion is amazing I love it!” She chuckled when he asked about the shirt. “At least you’re ten times better than what I usually get at least you want to get more fashionable. It’s plain white is the problem! You need something more colorful for your plain jeans.”

[tellmeimpretty-trixie-blog]

“Yeah, which is a shame because other than her whole hair situation and giant feet, she’s not totally unfortunate looking.”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Total agree. She’s got that whole pretty eye thing going on.” She glanced over at the other. “You know what we should do? We should go shopping sometime. I’d love to play dress up with you.” 

[fiery-witch]

“Actually dear, my figure is quite on par seeing as I do yoga and workout every morning. I am assuming those are two things you haven’t heard of since your body looks like you’re hiding a watermelon under your shirt and your face looks like you never lost baby fat. By the way, your clothes are out of date and out of style. I would feel sorry for you, but I forgot that I don’t care. So go back to cleaning and leave the better people to do better things.”

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“I don’t think you’d even know what was in style based on what you’re wearing. I wouldn’t be talking because that dress is from last decade’s style magazine. I’m sorry the nineties are calling and they want they’re button up dresses back. I’d totally understand if you were on a budget, but I’m assuming you can pay for some new clothes if you can afford to eat chocolate covered strawberries. How about you take that money you’d pay for the cleaner and buy some new things from the thrift shop you shop at? You’ll need it since I can already see your stretch marks under your skirt.” 

[experiment-6-2-6]

“Surprising, I know!” He said dramatically, placing a hand on his heart. “But unfortunately, and quite frankly, I don’t want you to.”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Aww, you afraid they’ll pick me over you. I’m already a lot cooler than you from what it looks like.”

[alinkintheworstchainpaz-deactiv]

“And we all know that disco wasn’t exactly the best era when it came to fashion.“ Pacifica scrunched her nose in distaste. “Those earrings are not even the right size for her face. Like if she wanted to try and bring hoop earrings back into fashion, than she shouldn’t have gotten the ones that makes her head look like the size of a squashed potato.”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Yes, yes and yes! You’re finally speaking my language. It’s like everyone here is speaking alien and finally someone gets what I’m saying. Ugh, this deserves an introduction! I’m Davina.”

[phinessekid-blog]

“An abomination? Harsh… A have a couple pairs of skinny jeans, but they hug the boys real tight if you know what I mean. I gotta choose comfort over fashion.”

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Davina nodded, knowing the feeling but of course always choosing fashion over comfort. Though comfort seemed to always be something that fashion lacked. She should work toward that. “Yeah, I guess, but y’know if you give me a pair of jeans I could make you comfortable and fashionable. They’re not hard to fix. Also I mean those jeans are okay, but if your jeans are bad you have to make ssure the upper area looks a lot better.” She motioned to the shirt. 

[experiment-6-2-6]

“I’m fine with the one’s I have, but thanks for caring, really.”

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“You actually have friends with that mouth and that fashion sense? I’d love to meet them.”

[tellmeimpretty-trixie-blog]

“Totally. Where did she get that thing from? Did she rip it off a bridesmaids dress from 1980?” she remarked, staring at the giant bow.

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Davina smirked. “It looks like it. It’s just huge. It takes up like her whole body.”

[fiery-witch]

“I’m sorry. I didn’t realize housemaids had opinions. I thought they were just supposed to be seen and not heard. Don’t you have a room to clean?”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Don’t you have a refrigerator to eat? I mean I’m assuming you eat everything in there with how that figure is looking in that dress.”

[phinessekid-blog]

“Aw, come on. What’s so bad about my outfit? Jeans and a t-shirt is a totally classic look. Perfect for any occasion!”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Yes, a classic look, but you seemed to have been stuck in the 80s with those washed out jeans. You should try skinnies or something. They’re less of an abomination on you.”

[experiment-6-2-6]

“…You know, it’s funny that you’d actually think that I’d care for your opinion.“

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“well you should if you want to make any friends.”

[alinkintheworstchainpaz-deactiv]

“You know, if what you said wasn’t completely and like totally true, than I would have thought that you were being kind of harsh.” The blonde began, walking up to the other while watching as some girl walked away with an offended look on her face. “But like, those shoes? Does she not know that no one wears those anymore?”

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Davina nodded with the other, watching the other walk away. “Yes, finally someone who speaks my language. It’s like she is from another era and those stupid hoop earrings? Like c’mon. Those were at least ten years ago like hello we’re not in the disco era.” 

[fiery-witch]

“Why is there never anything worth eating in this place? I swear whoever took the last of the chocolate covered strawberries is dead meat.”

[davinaabhorrence-blog]

“Well, you needed it taken away anyway. Sorry, did I say that outloud?” Davina shrugged. 

[tellmeimpretty-trixie-blog]

“Yeah, I know. My purples are tough to dress, but it’s like, my best color. Other than maybe pink, white, grey, black because it goes with pretty much everything, blue… Wow, you know what, they’re actually all my color.” Trixie looked over at someone who was walking by. “Wow looks like she thinks she can wear every color too… All at once. It’s sad because it doesn’t look like she can really wear any of them.”

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“I will admit you do a very good job with the purple for y’know the purple color.” Davina dramatically groaned. “Purple is such a hard color to match, but the right scarfs usually bring it around.” She shook her head at the others comment, looking at the person passing by. “I know. Plus that hair really needs work. What’s going on with that bow? Yes it matches, but it hasn’t been in style since the 50s?”