cowboy butts drive me nuts

sylvie

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[goldcrescent]

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

[goldcrescent]

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

all these fellas out here looksmaxxing but they need to be booksmaxxing.

[cryptotheism]

I bet getting struck by lightning feels amazing for 1second

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position