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Ruth: i can't say that i ever have
Ruth: why?
Ethan: if youre gonna fall asleep on me you might as well try it
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»imessage || E 😎💓«
Ruth: i can't say that i ever have
Ruth: why?
Ethan: if youre gonna fall asleep on me you might as well try it
»imessage || E 😎💓«
Ruth: omg stop lol
Ruth: i will lit fall asleep on you
Ethan: i dont care
Ethan: have you ever listened to someones heartbeat
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Ruth: i'll play with yours if you play with mine
Ethan: that sounds so sexual lol ok
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: you guys decided this on prom night ?
ezra: and i didnt hear about it until now ???????
ethan: i think she did but not me
ethan: idk i think the wheels were turning in her head for a while before she actually talked to me
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: ): im sorry
ezra: well we graduated so ig it's like. Over now huh ?
ezra: eh dont feel bad for me its enjoyable in a way
ethan: prom night was technically the breakup sex lol im dead
ethan: yeah and everyone knows
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Ruth: can i play with your hair? And braid it?
Ethan: braiding is kind of a stretch but im ok if you play with it
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Ruth: see i didn't think it was possible for you to be any more attractive than you already are
Ruth: damn boy
Ethan: thanks babe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ruth: show me
Ethan: [ image attached: http://images.twistmagazine.com/uploads/photos/file/131253/r5-riker-lynch-purple-hair.jpg?crop=top&fit=clip&h=500&w=698 ]
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: prom was like two weeks ago !
ezra: if it makes you feel any better i'm having lots of sex i'm just not allowed to ... finish
ezra: which doesnt sound like something that would make you feel better but believe me it is Much Much Worse than just not having sex
ethan: seems like an eternity when you're in my situation
ethan: doesnt make me feel better just makes me feel bad for you
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Ruth: what did you just do E?
Ethan: i dyed my hair lilac.
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: ???? not even prom ?
ezra: y'all haven't gotten down and dirty more recently than prom?
ethan: oh yeaaaah prom
ethan: that feels like such a long time ago
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Ruth: no no you can keep it :) my gift to you
Ruth: yes! we should definitely do that
Ethan: guess what i just did
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Ruth: yeah haha such a good friend taking it from me, aw :')
Ruth: boy you've been to the gym with me, stfu
Ethan: do you want it back or do i need a receipt
Ethan: lets do squats
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: fallon hasn't let me get off in a whole Week she should be jealous
ethan: is it bad i cant remember the last time i got laid
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Ruth: you should know, you're the one that took my virginity lol
Ruth: it'll be worth the serious gym sessions aftwards
Ethan: that does sound like me doesnt it
Ethan: do you even lift
[ xx. text | the big lebowski. ]
ezra: ok ): you're a good friend ethan davis
ezra: i still feel bad tho
ezra: are you gonna slut it up again now that ur a Single Man. a Bachelor if you will
ethan: maybe for you but i dont wanna make fallon jealous
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Ruth: if it's done right, it hurts, but bc ily and you're not happy, i won't do it hard
Ruth: yES BOY
Ruth: this is going to be the best sleepover
Ethan: is that a quote from the time you lost your virginity
Ethan: the food coma will be worth it(-: