hii! haha I’m probably gonna bombard your account with requests, cause I love how u answerdd my last two pretty quickly and I js loveee ur writing!!
Maybe Jude Bellingham x reader where she sees the him and Haaland ship edits and stuff and starts giving him gay allegations. Readers like teasing him with stuff like “don’t worry! I will support you throughout your journey!” And in the end he like completely crashes out 🫠🫠
no hate to lgbtq community!!
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CASUAL - ju. bellingham
inspired by this edit
inwhich! you see some edits shipping erling haaland and your boyfriend, jude bellingham, on tiktok. so, you decide to tease him about it.
frannytalks! awe thank you love, i’m so glad you enjoy! 😭 also if anyone is reading this and thinks i’m ignoring their request, some ideas just come easier to me than others, i promise i will get to yours! don’t forget to join my taglist(s) here!
PLEASE READ THIS!! THIS IS NOT INTENDED WITH ANY HATE TOWARDS THE LGBTQ+! i am an ally (i believe that’s what it is in english, please correct me if i’m wrong.) i love you all! please tell me if this comes off as disrespectful, i will immediately delete. thank you. 🩵
you were having a boring day, you didn’t have any errands to run or chores to do, so that only left one thing which was to doomscroll.
you always loved watching your fan edits along with jude’s fan edits, it was basically your whole feed. you saw a cute one about haaland and jude’s friendship when they were both at dortmund. you clicked like and reposted it instantly, sending it to him even though he was off in the house somewhere.
you kept seeing more and more edits of haaland and jude, to the point where you weren’t sure if it was friendship edits. then, you came across an edit with the song “casual” by chappell roan as the background audio.
you quietly giggled to yourself, opening the comments to see everyone shipping them, making memes, and supporting it. you clicked on the hashtag, “haalandxbellingham” and came across hundreds of posts shipping them.
you knew exactly how you were going to trade jude for the rest of the week. you waited till he came out a little later and got to work.
“jude, why didn’t you tell me?” you innocently said.
you looked up from the cabinets, “tell you what, love?”
“that you had a thing with erling, i mean i wouldn’t have been mad.” you smiled, keeping a straight-ish face.
“what are you talking about?” he said, slightly laughing.
you gave him a look, “you and erling,” you said, now showing him one of the edits.
his cheeks turned a light shade of pink and he closed his mouth, “love, don’t be silly.”
“awe your face is turning pink!” you teased, “i knew it!”
“come on, that’s just my buddy y/n.” he says, turning around and poured some chips into a bowl.
“jude it’s okay, it doesn’t have to be june to celebrate,” your grin widens, “i need to order a cake!”
“you’re ridiculous, stop it,” he laughs, covering his face, “me and erling are just friends, i don’t get the joke.”
“you don’t need to lie,” you said in a soft tone, “i will support you two throughout your journey!”
jude glared at you, “enough.” he said in his thick, british accent.
you giggled, “sorry, is it just casual for right now?”
“i’m off to training.” jude said, grabbing his keys from the entrance bowl and slipping his slides on.
you laugh, “without your chips!?”
“chips can wait.” he grunted.
“awe, but your baby erling can’t?” you pout, “how cute!” you yelled so he could hear you say as he shuts the door behind him.
he came back around an hour later with chinese takeout. you perked up from the couch, “jude!”
he smiled softly, “hey baby, i brought you food, but it’s half eaten.” he frowns.
you smirk, “awe, did you take erling on a date?”
he sighs, placing the bag on the island, “no, i didn’t.”
“why so serious?” you laugh, jumping up from the couch and walking over to him, “you can be with him and still be with me.”
“stop that stupid shipping joke!” he says, breathing out from his nose.
“fine!” you throw your hands up, “but i must say your shipping names may be cuter than ours.”
“y/n,” jude whines, “i don’t even talk to him or see him regularly!”
“yeah, in public.” you laugh, opening one of the containers.
“you sure make me wish it was erling right now and not you.” he rolls his eyes.
to him he was easing the situation, but to you it just added onto it and made it funnier, “oh so you’re admitting to wanting him here instead of your girlfriend?”
he pauses, realizing he made it worse, “you know that’s not what i meant!”
“it’s your sober thoughts speaking right now, you’re drunk off of love.” you laugh, swirling the chopsticks in his face as he storms off into your bedroom.
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i’m sorry this is so short, i didn’t want to drag the joke on to the point it would be disrespectful or rude. :) but i loveee all the edits i see of haaland x bellingham lol 😭 so scared for today ugh!!!