[max-oats]

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

[max-oats]

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

[max-oats]

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

[max-oats]

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[number1greedlingfan]

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[write-on-world]

[writing-prompt-s]

As the Dark Lord is slain, his power escapes his body and finds a new host… in the dumbest person you know.

[only-cat-memes]

[bean-there-done-that]

What does it mean that they "conjoined themselves at the brain"?! Not to critique your incredible master plan beyond mortal comprehension Mr and Mr Zargothrax but what??? Does that mean???

Like, did they just do open brain surgery with magic?? Did they fuse SU style?? Did they create a funky mental link?? I have so many questions and no answers...

[Artistic renditions]

[And my personal favourite interpretation]

[jazzapples3]

I support wizard's rights. But more importantly. I support wizard's wrongs.

[r0zeclawz]

by the way the reason im an evil wizard is because a thousand years ago i was a humble peasant weaving baskets in a field but then the king destroyed my home to build his kingdom so i forged a pact with chaos so that i might bring him to his doom if you even care

[write-on-world]

[heavensghost]

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

[ad-wills]

[variousqueerthings]

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

[coiled-dragon]

Im just feeling a certain way rn

[ad-wills]

[penny-anna]

Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years 

BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’ 

& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’

[penny-anna]

Lucretia, mentally: nailed it

Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!

Lucretia: …

Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary 

[penny-anna]

*later*

Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay

[penny-anna]

*still later*

Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??

Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free

[penny-anna]

Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there

Lucretia: um

Taako: the director’s a terrible cook

Lucretia, panicking: how do you… know that..

Taako: i can smell it on you

[podcastwizard]

I must not stay in all night. Staying in bed all evening is the mind-killer. Putting on my pajamas and getting so so cozy at 4 pm is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the party full of people I don't know. I will permit myself to have fun past 10 pm. Where the overwhelming desire to honk shoo mi mi mi has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.