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Ellie May Dawson, 24, forensic scientist. More than a handful. I want to be like water; I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship. var sc_project=11057878; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="d93e2aa2"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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Cody: Why not?

Ellie: Because I only watch them, I didn't make them.

Ellie: They do advertise my impeccable taste though, I suppose.

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Cody: The one about your cartoons, for starters.

Ellie: I can't really take credit for those, though.

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Cody: Besides the compliments?

Cody: An ally in your cartoon war.

Ellie: Remind me of the compliments.

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Cody: Hey I never said I wanted anything.

Cody: I'm just stating the facts.

Ellie: What was factual about the benefits I'm reaping?

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Cody: Except I'm not getting anything out of this.

Cody: You're reaping all the benefits.

Ellie: Good things come to those who wait.

Ellie: Try to be a little less glass half empty.

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Cody: Tough crowd. Damn.

Ellie: Things that come too easy are rarely very satisfying.

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Text | Ellie + Amelia

Amelia: Can I say I need alcohol and not be considered an alchy?

Amelia: It was one time and I was sleepy!

Amelia: Some girls from the office got me some pumpkin flavored creamer and I wanted to be offended but at the same time it was delicious.

Ellie: As a non-drinker, I'm not the person to be asking this question.

Ellie: Hey, I don't judge, I merely point out facts.

Ellie: That's such a lie, I always judge. But rarely you.

Ellie: That's the most disgusting I've ever heard. How sweet was it?

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Cody: My point was that your cartoons don't suck and you more or less agreed.

Ellie: That's about what happened, if we jump through a hoop or two.

[itskennedyreynolds]

“I feel like there was also one that was like a Charlie’s Angels type cartoon but I definitely watched it when I was older. Helga scared me! She was so mean! I think I’d have to be Bubbles. She’s pretty much the same person as me, just with super powers.”

[dawsonellie-blog]

“Totally Spies, that sounds like to me, but I’m only hedging a guess, and I’m only half an expert, really. Maybe three quarters, actually. I think I liked her because she stepped out of every expected female trope. If she’d been a male character, I think she wouldn’t have been viewed as such a bitch. That’s what I would have said for you- you’re Bubbles in human form, I’m pretty sure.”

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Text | Zach

Zach: I wouldn't call it a sale.

Ellie: Nor would I, so at least we agree on something.

[zara-nott]

“Okay, you win.” She answered, head shaking as she let out a laugh — not at the idea of dead bodies, just at the intensity of the idea. “Yes, please. I think I just fell in love with you.” 

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Ellie laughed, a smirk creeping up her lips. “That happens to me quite a lot, you know,” she said, linking her arm with Zara’s and setting off in the direction of coffee.

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Cody: My point stands.

Ellie: I think your point got lost somewhere.

[josh-hastings]

“Do you even know what you’re saying?”

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“Why waste energy on stupid questions?”

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TEXT Ford | Ellie

Ford: God, why is it so hard to track down someone willing to watch a marathon of Firefly, while drinking beer and eating nachos? Plus the potential of some kind of sexual activity.

Ford: You'd think that would be a no brainer.

Ellie: I'm hurt you didn't think of me automatically.

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Cody: It was a joke.

Cody: That doesn't mean they suck.

Ellie: It's really hard to read jokes over text.

Ellie: I watch cartoons.

Ellie: And you're right, they don't suck.

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Text | Zach

Zach: I wanted to keep you guessing, man of mystery.. all that.

Ellie: This has been the worst attempt at a sale I've ever seen, and once a door-to-door salesman tried to sell me gloves by informing me I have fingers.