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Steve: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Tony: It’s like cannibalism.

Steve: *confused chewing noises*

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The true heroes of Endgame: the fix it writers

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tony and rhodey did it again folx!

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February 2019 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿•)ノ

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robert, your tony is showing.

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ stars assemble for #7YearReunion photo

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Avengers: Endgame becomes the fastest movie in history to reach $1Billion in just five days!

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The Hargreeves Siblings Ranked As Most Likely To Scream At Their Barista

1. Five: Do I have to explain? No, he is ready to rip the throat out of anyone taking too long, being too nervous, or acting too much like an actual human being. His total hit count of crying Baristas: 112

2. Allison: Fame does things to you. And maybe after a 12-hour shoot, with six enormous assholes - and after swearing to yourself to not rumor anyone - the poor underpayed barista is the one to suffer. He did mess up your drink, after all.

3. Klaus: Coffee is a luxury. So, when Klaus scraps together the few dollars needed, he expects not to get looked at weird. Maybe wearing a Top with the print “Fuck Da Police - in The Ass” and getting into a yelling match with Ben on what to order did not entirely help his case. The crying Barista did not help either.

4. Diego: Okay, confession: He prefers Hot Chocolate. But nobody needs to know that. Most people just assume it is coffee because of his status as Brooding. So, is it really his fault for getting angry at the barista for yelling “Hot Choco for Diego!” through the room while he was on a date with Eudora?

5. Ben: He is kind of a snob. And back when being alive was an issue, he took great care in ordering funny but tasteful drinks. Would he be yelling over a mistake? Probably not. But did he get that really disappointed, distasteful look on his face? Yes. The barista never made a new drink faster.

6. Luther: He stepped food into a coffee shop exactly once in his life. He drank a normal coffee with lots of sugar. Nothing exactly happend.

7. Vanya: A Barista once poured coffee into her lap and she apologized.

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klaus: what’s a word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin

ben: you mean excited?

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tua as hogwarts students

ik this is overdone but still i had to

FIVE

•ravenclaw. sorting hat said slytherin but five said nah

• is every teacher’s favorite at hogwarts

• most students don’t talk to him because they’re intimidated but he has a group of close knit friends and he’s fine with that.

•seeker of the ravenclaw quidditch team.

•excellent at arithmancy and potions.

•can be spotted sitting in the library most times.

•became captain of quidditch team later

•nobody knows why his name is five so two students started spreading rumors.

•"heard he weighed 5 pounds when he was born.“

•"looks like he didn’t gain any weight on after that.”

•said students landed four detentions and a weekend at hagrid’s, to look after blast ended skrewts somehow.

BEN

•hufflepuff (do i even have to explain myself here?)

•ben is literally the most popular hufflepuff and every house loves him

•he’s average at academics but the teachers still ADORE him

•is friends with everyone and everything on campus

•people come to him for all sorts of advice, even the seniors

•AMAZING AT transfiguration and also all the magical creatures love him, you can’t change my mind.

ALLISON

•slytherin, is anyone surprised

•allison is that bitch™

•she’s super confident but not very mean and stands up against her own house bullies.

•100% a prefect in her sixth year.

•is very good at potions as well

•gets love letters 3 times a day

•gives the best (sometimes worst) relationship advice @school

•also has the latest gossip.

•most likely to send screamers to her siblings as a joke

LUTHER

•brave yet arrogant so a solid 75% gryffindor other 25% is bullshit

•can be egoistical but he is very good at duels and people don’t challenge him at those.

•the second most reckless gryffindor

•once faced a centaur alone in the forbidden forest

•came back bruised but not dead. nobody knows what happened

•says he killed the centaur but nobody believes him

VANYA

•vanya is the lonely hufflepuff.

•is best at charms in her class. flitwick’s favorite.

•always underestimated but outshines everyone.

•owns two owls

•great at playing muggle instruments.

•she’s a little aloof but has a two (2) ride or die friends

•is always looking after her siblings from the shadows

KLAUS

•klaus is the one weird guy in slytherin who is somehow alwayS high in class.

•would 11/10 put his drugs into a potion accidentally.

•once blew up the classroom when he missheard a spell and said it wrongly

•actually gives decent advice. is the chill ™ friend

•gets crushes 24x7 but his heart belongs to one (1) boy

•every ghost is his best friend

•one of the few students who can find the room of requirement easily

•gets called into the headmaster’s office at least 2 times a day

•has 3 detentions but doesn’t give a shit. some how gets away with it.

•very good at defence against the dark arts

DIEGO

•gryffindor

•diego is that one kid nobody messes with but also the one a lot of people adore.

•if you get on his good side, he will die for you, if you get on his bad side.. you better watch out, you better watch out

•will pick a fight in an empty room and was caught trying to fight a grindylow once

•is the best gryffindor chaser, if he has the quaffle it’s game over for the opposing team.

•will help with homework, quidditch, flying, wand work, spells, you nAme it

vanveronicango

i have a very srs question for you. do you think klaus wears underwear w/ the lace up pants? the pro-underwear argument is those neon bikinis he wears; the anti- is that you can see his hips v. clearly at certain points through the pants, and it doesnt look like theres anything underneath.

ohh it’s actually already been confirmed in an interview ~ he wore, and i swear on my life that the following is a QUOTE straight out of robert sheehan’s mouth: “nude budgie-smugglers”. aka he wore a tan thong with the pants since the lace came up so high. man has a way with words

(so since rob wore them, my head tells me klaus wore them, and that’s that on that)

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klaus: if tomatoes are fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

ben face palming: KLAUS IT’S 4 AM JUST SLEEP

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of COURSE that was Robert’s idea asjdfgh

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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

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A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

johannesviii

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.