Never should've come here.

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[kimiko24]

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

[slutdge]

fetishizing normalizing romanticizing sexualizing carmelizing that old man in my mind this morning

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[doctorcocktopus]

Getting shot while literally dismissing people’s concerns about gun violence under a tent with the words “Prove me wrong” printed on all sides is the most fucking hilarious way to die

[hylasregilla]

That fucking mpreg poll tournament is like the superbowl to me.

Some dude is promising to get a Megatron tramp-stamp if he wins against Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls. There's voter fraud drama. The Onceler was out in the first round. Quark ds9 has rolled every sexy anime man he's gone up against. It's all so fucking funny.

[some-pers0n]

[amwult]

how it feels to ask a question at work

[the-heron]

you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen

[slutdge]

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

[slutdge]

relapsed

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relapsed

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relapsed

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relapsed

[reavo]

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

[aquaticptato]

[orb-witch]

If I had a nickel for every time a public figure died after a Tumblr sexyman competition id have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[orcboxer]

mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

[someonemorelikemyself]

When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

[tarabyte3]

Thirst will have bitches watching questionable 20+ year old movies at midnight just for a glimpse of a specific Old Man.

[windflowermary]

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

[fivestoriesfallingg-deactivated]

if i’m not supposed to sexualize that old man WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]