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black 🕯 mɘʜƚ\ʏɘʜƚ 🪞 they/them 🪞 ɯǝɥʇ/ʎǝɥʇ 🕯 nsfw In my 30s. nazis, terfs and zionists fuck off

[goosegiri]

For my very first post here, a drawing of my beautiful princess with disorders 💖

[allmannerofmalady]

Rough sketch of Fulgrim while playing around with gradient brushes

[diabolicalevil]

yes I do think barbie would be an emperors children bcs she's perfect

[beidak-art]

sketchpage comm for @void-tech

[dandylyonsolarium]

Astorath: a collection

This isn’t even all of them oh dear

[thememedaddy]

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[biomecharnotaurus]

Goodest boy you can trust

[onenicebugperday]

Captive adult male giant Asian mantis, Hierodula pulchripes, Mantidae

Via fruit_ghost on Reddit; posted with permission!

[writing-prompt-s]

You are the captain of the royal guard, today is your day off, and a rookie who doesn't recognize tries to arrest you for bumping into him.

[death-company]

Also a shitty doodle I did of Avinus while I'm waiting for my friend to pick me up. Stupid little NL bitch.

Pretend he's got his scars and ports, I was in a rush

[taryn40k]

... Speaker D, Odoroshi, thank you for your service to the Lovebite ship- XD

[demolitionbunnies]

blehhhh

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[depsidase]