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black 🕯 mɘʜƚ\ʏɘʜƚ 🪞 they/them 🪞 ɯǝɥʇ/ʎǝɥʇ 🕯 nsfw In my 30s. nazis, terfs and zionists fuck off

[guelwaar]

2027 predictions

collapse of the Real

ozempic for pets

[wildzero]

literally how it feels to play video game tutorials high

[iliothermia]

Humbly requesting you share my art for my birthday since it's the most important thing in the world to me 🥺 Thank you 💖

[diabolicalevil]

[autosadist]

in angel exterminatus, fulgrim shows up on the planet hydra cordatus to link up with his boy perturabo. he tells perturabo that he has to tell him about something, but needs the iron warriors to build him a giant amphitheater in order for him to do so. they build him the amphitheater and he comes out wearing heels made out of living slaves, crushing them underfoot, absolutely mogging everyone. he tells perturabo about this cool thing he found and says their legions need to team up and go check it out. after all of this, he is still vague. a raven guard sniper shoots him in the head at some point. this sequence didnt need to be several pages long. youd think a 40k novel would discard the frivolous shit and focus squarely on the bit about fulgrim getting shot at a gathering. but it doesn't, because all of the bloat in horus heresy novels is variable levels of describing fulgrims outfit

[diabolicalevil]

and this is like, every 30k/40k book. for all people complain and whine and bitch about bolter porn I wish even 1/3 of 40k books were that interesting. really it is just transhumans standing around having a kiki and at the end they shoot some guys. maddening hobby to have I tell you

[homunculus-argument]

oddly specific insults that could also be used as compliments?

Just describe them. The tone of your voice dictates which one it is. You could tell someone that they walk like a sled dog and that's going to delight or bother them for the rest of their life.

[the-duct-tape-wizard]

“I hope you have the day you deserve” can be a good one

[homunculus-argument]

There was an incident on reddit where someone replied to a rancind OP with "if you ever end up in a state of needing help, I hope people show you as much kindness and patience as you have for others", and got immediately banned for "threats of violence".

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[rots-the-greyhound]

Fuckin love this guy

[justfreakynothingelse]

LOVE HIM TOOOOO

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Someone translate this from Warrior Cats for me

[hatstandblogging]

The cats in the wild are organised into clans. The Cats who live as pets are referred to as kittypets by the wild cats, who typically look down on them for being spoiled and soft. It’s been a long time since I have read the books, so I don’t strictly recall ‘fox-hearted ’, but we can infer it means deceitful. So in essence, Tumblr isn’t a place for deceitful, ‘civilised’ normies like musk. That’s my reading anyhow. Despite actually preferring dogs, I loved those books as a kid and they are well worth reading.

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

calling Elon Musk a kittypet is an insult to kittypets

[rosaalba-art]

Playdate

Do not ask me what this is, I'm still unclear on how this happened. Just chibi primarchs and their chibier sons

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Someone translate this from Warrior Cats for me

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[heretical-cogitations]

Hi I am alive I think

July has been a write off I wont even lie wtf was that

So raf and cogiling

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[feminist-space]

[enki2]

[dragon-with-shitty-wifi]

A German friend of mine (usually a sub) was experimenting with domming me over text message while I was at a work sponsored lunch.

She asked me what I was eating and I told her "a hot dog with ketchup and Sauerkraut" and the idea of putting Sauerkraut on a hot dog so threw her for a loop that she completely dropped her persona

Apparently the German desire for control is no match for American food sacrilege