order of the day

"Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves." — The First History Man

[hoardingrecipes]

Lemon Cupcakes

[theliteraryjournals]

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

George Orwell, 1984 (via theliteraryjournals)

[theliteraryjournals]

I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.

George Orwell, 1984 (via theliteraryjournals)

[theliteraryjournals]

The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to have got inside him, or into the air all round him. She had become a physical necessity.

George Orwell, 1984 (via theliteraryjournals)

[theliteraryjournals]

If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you still gave him love.

George Orwell, 1984 (via theliteraryjournals)

[rankinphoto]

Happy Birthday Gemma Arterton ! #unseen #outtake from Hunger Magazine

[kseniyarkaya]

[fairview--tales]

[worthiestdamnation]

“Wʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ… ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ?”

[artmania-feed]

ART PRINTS BY AMY HAMILTON

Elk Skull 

Elk // Reflect (Left) 

Elk // Follow 

Stags // Strong 

Elk // Solitude 

Red Deer // Stag 

Also available as canvas prints, T-shirts, tapestries, stationery cards, laptop skins, wall clocks, mugs, rugs, duvet covers, All over print shirts, Phone cases, Throw pillows, tote bags and More!

[dailyglamorous]

[unrealray13]

[draculina09-deactivated20211122]

I LOVE THESE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS/GUARDIANS

[lovele55-deactivated20190421]

Don’t open the door to known kidnappers

[hangthecode]

We’ve got to find Jack!

[love-the-rain-2010]

[freezingdesert]

Dear people learning German

please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.

Otherwise you can get things like,

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.” = “The weather is very hot and humid today.”

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.” = “The weather is very gay today.”

[animentality]

well I now know how to call the weather gay

[miss-cath]

So, it’s like in Polish. 

“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”

but

“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.

[tuonenjoutsenen]

I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.

[kainoliero]

Finnish:

Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.

Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.

[spockiee]

its even worse in turkish doe cus like

Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure

Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth

that’s it

amazing

[britishpineapple]

Even in Spanish: Feliz año nuevo = happy new year Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole

[howlnatural]

Irish: 

Tá mo chroí briste = My heart is broken.

Tá mo chroí bríste = My heart is trousers.

[ladydrace]

Danish:

Bølle = thug

Bolle = fucking

[allthingslinguistic]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a language that uses diacritics must have a minimal pair with and without diacritics that means something rude. 

[awesome-picz]

Kitten And Owlet Become Best Friends And Nap Buddies

[allisonpregler]

I’m gonna die

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Holy fuck look at this man child lmfao

Context: this is the guy who became CEO of a pharmaceutical company and promptly raised the price of a life saving AIDS medication from $13.50 to $750 per pill.

He’s basically been a huge piece of shit in the face of justified public backlash over this (basically playing the “lol I’m rich I don’t care about your criticisms” card). Even Donald Trump has panned this guy. He eventually promised to lower the price (he didn’t say how much), but this hasn’t happened yet.

Recently, he donated $2,700 to the Bernie Sanders campaign in order to buy a meeting with him (some sort of play for power). Sanders and his campaign manager were aware of the situation with this dude and “refused” to take his money. But instead of just giving it back, they donated it to an HIV clinic as an extra slap to the face.

Shkreli has been trying to play it off (also saying Sanders should have given it back instead of donating it), but judging by this latest tweet I just got in my email, he’s starting to crack :y

Sources: http://www.advocate.com/politics/2015/10/16/bernie-sanders-gives-martin-shkrelis-donation-hiv-clinic

https://mobile.twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/655863780912574464

[k-wame]

[spitblaze]

[morkitten]

He then posted a picture of “his fracture” on twitter from punching a wall. Then someone did a reverse image search of it and found that he couldn’t even punch the wall or fracture himself, he decided to lie about it and just get the X-Ray photo from the internet.

It’s. Precious.