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almost no one who follows me is still active but for the three of you who are

if you, also, are a romcom addict, particularly of the Nora Ephron devotee variety, and also have been dismayed by the lack of Ephron-esque romcoms over the last two decades…

go watch Voicemails for Isabelle right now I am sobbing

that is the loveliest thing I have watched in so long and my heart is so fuzzy and happy right now (but also sad)

new favorite movie!!!!!!

#meg ranting

trans-marvin

If I go to the opera house and I get kidnapped by the angel of music, do NOT look for me! I am living my DREAM!! I do not WANT to be found!

meow mewo mewo mewo meow meow I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUU meow meow meow meow you should drop a chandelier as a treat

Omg I MISS YOU!!!!!! Always so happy to hear from you whenever you pop up in my Instagram DMs :’)

Dropping a very gentle not heavy or dangerous chandelier on you as a treat 🕯️🕯️ (I wish there was a chandelier emoji 😔)

relented

reblog if you want anonymous confessions in your inbox

#y’all might as well #this blog is quite literally the furthest corner of the internet #no one is here except me and you (whoever is reading this) lol #believe me #all my followers are from the old days #I am the only person who clearly still comes here to lurk and be sad in relative privacy lol

mournfulroses

Ōtomo no Sakanoue no Iratsume, from a poem titled "Like the sedge of sun-dominated Naniwa," featured in Japanese Women Poets: An Anthology

copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.