Dazed and confused customers

Quotes from real life customers which I have to deal with everyday. Submit your own at [email protected]

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

Guess that's one way to spell chic.

[kimbasprite]

If you’re in a long line and there’s only one worker there, chances are they know the line is long and have already called for backup at least once before you got in line.

Shouting at the employees to hurry up or get someone else will not help the situation. Maybe they’re already going as fast as...

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

*pointing at the olives*

" Excuse me, do you buy these?"

- Yes, you can buy some.

"With money?"

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

" I'll have the mint and broadband soup"

- I think you meant to say broadbean?

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

"Hi, I don't know what your toilet paper policy is but there is none in the stalls and I haven't brought any toilet paper with me so... "

- Lady, we operate a B.Y.O.T.P policy so keep up with the times why don't you ?

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

"This is ridiculous. Why can't I get the Meatball Wednesday deal?"

- It's only on Wednesday, sir.

"Where does it say that?"

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

" I don't want the Panini! I told you I just want a toasted ham and cheese sandwich"

- You will be surprised to find out a Panini is a toasted sandwich.

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

"Excuse me, I'd like a refund on this milkshake.I don't like it."

- What's wrong with it sir? 

"It's too milky. It just tastes like.......milk"

And that's your definition of a milkshake.

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

" I'd like to get the prawns in sun-blessed tomato sauce." 

- I'm sorry, the what?

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

"My son would like to order the Lasagna with the pasta sheets on the side and the sauce separately. Can you do that?"

- No and what you just described isn't a lasagna

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

" Sorry, I ordered the vegan version of the Halloumi salad and I didn't get any Halloumi in it? "

- Lady who doesn't quite understand how vegan works

[dazedandconfusedcustomers]

" Hi there, I'm looking for these two guys that work here. I don't know their names, one of them is gay and the other one is the manager."

- Customer that randomly walks in during lunch