Wowee Kazowee

Florida. Pierced//Tattoed. Powered by wine, kittens, and soy lattes. Look at my tagged/FAQ before messaging me.

[jhermann]

[emmacharlottewatson]

You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.

[ruinedchildhood]

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[thebootydiaries]

grandma

[princesslime-blog1]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

me to to the demons that are corrupting my soul

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[thexfiles]

look at gary trying to protect carrie 

[babyanimalgifs]

HE SAID “what’s wrong?” AND KISSED HIM BETTER OH MY GODDDD I LOVE ANIMALLSSSSSS

more baby animals here

[cmcniz]

Omfg

[sexti0n]

i want someone who will light a fire in me.

[trillseeker6421]

I want someone who will light me on fire

[lucassfilm]

why is this so canon though

[dazedddaisy]

Sometimes I lay here and wonder what it feels like to be someone's everything.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[reshipped]

[mjalti]

anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks were still up in a wall

[lapalco-deactivated20161108]