I Need An Adult @warpedchyld - Tumblr Blog

There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

annalandin

*taps sign* I am once again being haunted by ladies of questionable reality, as well as a lot of blank blogs without a custom avatar. If you are a recent arrival from the ex-parrot site with a brand new tumblr blog, I am asking you to please post ANYTHING at all on your blog, even if you're only going to lurk passively to follow people. Otherwise, you look just like the dozens of bots I've blocked this week.

steve and bucky ddr

😲

klaradraws

This is my attempt at a younger's bloodweave, in anime style, referencing the cover of "Go for it Nakamura!"

shellytheleo

received super cute Bloodweave doll is from @daphnekri（on Twitter）🥹🥹🤤🥰they are sooo cute！

shellytheleo

just one bite

ym523

Random kiss 💋 - Models: doublenyl

farfelue

I saw this meme and...The quarrel.

And the tent. And everything.

shellytheleo

🤤

warpedchyld

So envious!

shellytheleo

I was sitting on the toilet when I got transported to a wardrobe in another world. From inside the wardrobe, I could hear Gale's pained, wavering moans, while Astarion kept humiliating him with a mix of gentle, cruel, and sweet words. I heard the sound of flesh hitting flesh and him spanking Gale. Eventually, Gale's voice faded away. Out of curiosity, I opened the wardrobe just a crack and saw a pair of blood-red eyes staring back at me. I shouted, "Please don't kill me—I can paint erotic scenes for the great Lord Astarion!" And so the ascended Astarion decided to keep me around. From that day on, every day in the palace I watched them have sex while drawing. Gale, embarrassed, tried to cover his face with his hands, but Astarion pinned his wrists to the sides of the bed. I watched as Gale's expression gradually fell apart.

warpedchyld

shellytheleo

I read some fics about ggad and suddenly got some inspiration for Bloodweave. For instance, Gale and Astarion were arguing, and then they suddenly traveled into their bodies from five years later. They were lying on the big bed in waterdeep, and Astarion was still inside Gale's body.

warpedchyld

Holy...hnng!