Nekonico

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[dbnekonico]

i should make a pinned post

[dogpuppy]

[a-fucking-genie]

Post by a farmer heading to the Florida Plant Exhibition Fair after a particularly bad season:

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 47 minutes

[phidk07]

I can't listen to Jaws (the Lemon Demon song) without thinking of "jerking in the dark" and giggling to myself like a madman

[phidk07]

this stupid video ruined the song for me

[unyieldingsilence]

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[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[ceevee5]

It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight. It’s time to put on make up, it’s time to dress up right. It’s time to meet the 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths on The Monolith Show tonight.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[factbot]

In a lifetime, on average toad produces 1/ 53 th of a teaspoon of honey

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[airplaner]

Preflight check with super connie

Ref

[dbnekonico]

i was scrolling tumblr while listening to music and i scrolled onto a post of jerma on the flute and the scroll down synced with the instrument solo and it both inspired and compelled me to make this

this is @a-jerma-a-day 's post beeteedubyoo

[yossipossi]

i spent an hour and a half on this.

[staticvoicebox]