Dont Ask How I Get Where I Do!

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[dc-adventurer]

Heyo!

Name: Harley Martinez

Age: Around 7-10

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/They

Sexuality: Pansexual

Ethnicity: 1/3 Italian, 1/3 Greek, 1/3 Scottish

Appearance: Tan skin, Freckles, Ear length wavy brown hair, Hetrochromia (left eye green, right eye blue)

Species: Meta-human

Powers: Shapeshifting, Teleportation

Family: Mother [Currently on a business trip], Father [Deceased, Murdered]

Bio: Harley is an explorer and a hoarder. He likes to spend his free time in the woods or abandoned places searching for treasure or collectables. His main house is in Gotham, but he has houses in Metropolis, Star City, Jump City, Central City, Cost City, basically any city in the DC universe you can think of

Main blog: @fandom-stealer

[were-all-mad-here-my-dear]

Children are such terrible creatures

[dc-adventurer]

:D

[bestbunnyever]

Petition to publically execute Jervis Tetch.

[dc-adventurer]

Can I sign..?

[wild-magic-anon]

RP BLOGS!!!

Reblog this post if you allow magic anons

Magic Anons, or M! As, are users who send annonymous questions to ask blog that have some kind of magical effect on the blog for a certain duration of time.

[dc-adventurer]

The Hat Man is gonna get me… and he’s gonna take me… 😖

[christelgothamite]

Hat man isn't stronger than mama and papa sweetie.

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm mhm!! Mama and papa and dad and par par are strong!!

[dc-adventurer]

The Hat Man is gonna get me… and he’s gonna take me… 😖

[gothamghostwhispers]

We won’t let him take you kiddo

I made another necklace for you, if someone tries to take you while you’re wearing it and you don’t want to go with them, water from the Gotham river will fill their lungs and they’ll drown where they stand

[dc-adventurer]

Oh. Thank you Par-Par!!

[dc-adventurer]

The Hat Man is gonna get me… and he’s gonna take me… 😖

[bestbunnyever]

If he takes you, I'll help find you and record your parents torment him 😼

[dc-adventurer]

You promise..?

[bestbunnyever]

PINKY PROMISE. CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO FLY STICK A CUPCAKE IN MY EYE.

[dc-adventurer]

Yay!!

[dc-adventurer]

The Hat Man is gonna get me… and he’s gonna take me… 😖

[bestbunnyever]

If he takes you, I'll help find you and record your parents torment him 😼

[dc-adventurer]

You promise..?

[dc-adventurer]

The Hat Man is gonna get me… and he’s gonna take me… 😖

[dc-adventurer]

@passerine-former-sword-robin Happy papas day!

[dc-adventurer]

Tik-tok, tik-tok, the clock ticks closer to when you’ll join my tea party

No no I don’t wanna join your tea party! Go away!!

[gothamghostwhispers]

Par-par… Im scared of the hat man…

@dc-adventurer

The spirit people see when they take too much Benadryl or a different hat man?

[dc-adventurer]

The.. the blue one. The one who calls me “Alice”… He’s scary…

[gothamghostwhispers]

Ah yes, Him.

I would trust your instincts for things like this. And in this case your instincts are right, the hat man you’re talking about is usually known by his rogue name the mad hatter and he’s known for kidnapping and brainwashing people

I would avoid him at all costs especially if he’s been calling you Alice

Do you want some more guard bugs to travel with? Or I could make you some more powerful protection charms?

[dc-adventurer]

Please… He scares me. He’s been leaving me knives and flowers at my window…

[gothamghostwhispers]

Alright, I’ll make you lots of extra protection charms

I’ll also make something for your window

[dc-adventurer]

Okay… thank you Par Par…

[gothamghostwhispers]

Par-par… Im scared of the hat man…

@dc-adventurer

The spirit people see when they take too much Benadryl or a different hat man?

[dc-adventurer]

The.. the blue one. The one who calls me “Alice”… He’s scary…

[gothamghostwhispers]

Ah yes, Him.

I would trust your instincts for things like this. And in this case your instincts are right, the hat man you’re talking about is usually known by his rogue name the mad hatter and he’s known for kidnapping and brainwashing people

I would avoid him at all costs especially if he’s been calling you Alice

Do you want some more guard bugs to travel with? Or I could make you some more powerful protection charms?

[dc-adventurer]

Please… He scares me. He’s been leaving me knives and flowers at my window…

[gothamghostwhispers]

Par-par… Im scared of the hat man…

@dc-adventurer

The spirit people see when they take too much Benadryl or a different hat man?

[dc-adventurer]

The.. the blue one. The one who calls me “Alice”… He’s scary…

[bestbunnyever]

Hewwo Ben!!

@dc-adventurer

MY ADORABLE LITTLE BRO?? THE ONE I HAVEN'T SEEN IN SO LONG?? MY BABY?? HARLEYYYYY HIIIII

[dc-adventurer]

I missed you… 🥺

[bestbunnyever]

I MISSED YOU TOO. HELLO!!! how are you? Doing okay? Have you been fed well? Clean??

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm mhm! Mama and daddy have been taking care of me!!

[bestbunnyever]

Oh good. That's nice to hear, anything fun happen while you were gone or- you just had a relaxing little break.

[dc-adventurer]

Mama was dealing with court stuff with Mo- Ms Eliza, so I had to help…

[bestbunnyever]

Ohhh... Makes sense, I think... At least you're back now!! I missed you so much... 💔💔

[dc-adventurer]

I missed you too! I made us matching bracelets!!

[bestbunnyever]

AWHHHH... THAT'S SO SWEET... Thank you...

[dc-adventurer]

Of course!! It has a little bunny charm and a little crow charm! My sister calls me Little Crow!!

[bestbunnyever]

AWHHH. That's adorbs... Thanks harls. *pats pat.*

[dc-adventurer]

*squeaky noises*

[bestbunnyever]

Tehe... Wanna see this robot rabbit I made? A new one, better than one you last saw.

[dc-adventurer]

Oh yes yes yes!! Show me!!

[bestbunnyever]

Alrighty!!

He pulls the robot into view, it was... Neater than the last robot he showed him, yet it still had that purple ribbon the last one did.

So it has... Lasers but I need to fix em cus they don't work all that great... However!! There is some like... Ya know the grabling hooks that the batpeople have?? It's basically like that but better heh...

[dc-adventurer]

Harley looks astound.

“WOAHHHH! IT LOOKS SO COOL!!!”

[bestbunnyever]

Really? Ya like it? Of course it needs some... Adjustments, but I'm glad ya like it. Do ya think I could add more things to it?

[dc-adventurer]

Hmmmm… What about… a knife!

[bestbunnyever]

Wonderful... OH... LIKE. I MAKE EM INTO SMALL KNIVES THAT CAN SHOOT AT PEOPLE IF I COMMAND IT. LIKE A DEFENSE MECHANISM. BRILLIANT. LOVE IT.

[dc-adventurer]

YES YES YE STHAT!!

[bestbunnyever]

Hehe... However... How I'm going to get the knives will be tough... I should rob it right? What villain do we know has mini knives....

[dc-adventurer]

I have a knife collection! The Hatter keeps giving me knives

[bestbunnyever]

The Hatter... THAT GROSS ONE?? THE ONE EVERYONE TOLD YA TO STAY AWAY FROM?? I mean... Whatever works I suppose... Thanks...

[dc-adventurer]

I am staying away! But he keeps leaving them at my window! With flowers…

[bestbunnyever]

Disgusting... We need to kill that guy... Sighs. At least you're staying away!!

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm! Mama once stabbed him with blood spikes!

[bestbunnyever]

Whoa. What a cool mom... Heh, at least he won't get too far with a mom like that!! Wanna go get it? You and me I mean, I don't want you by yourself.

[dc-adventurer]

Okie dokie!!

[bestbunnyever]

Eheheh... Knives... They're not too sharp right? Better not be...

[dc-adventurer]

I mean, they kinda are… but they’re pretty too!

[bestbunnyever]

How pretty?? I'd feel bad of losing really pretty knives... Sniff...

[dc-adventurer]

I don’t really want them… I feel weird when they’re in my room

[bestbunnyever]

Oh right... WE'RE PUTTING THEM INTO GOOD USE HEH... I mean, if I lose one I could probably get ten more hehehe.... Knives...

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm mhm!!!

[bestbunnyever]

Pat Pat

Big bro gots your back, don't worry

[dc-adventurer]

Youre the best big bro!

[bestbunnyever]

Hehe... Awh stop... Nuh uh... Heheheheh...

[dc-adventurer]

No! Youre the bestest!!

[dc-adventurer]

The hat man is scary…

[bestbunnyever]

Hewwo Ben!!

@dc-adventurer

MY ADORABLE LITTLE BRO?? THE ONE I HAVEN'T SEEN IN SO LONG?? MY BABY?? HARLEYYYYY HIIIII

[dc-adventurer]

I missed you… 🥺

[bestbunnyever]

I MISSED YOU TOO. HELLO!!! how are you? Doing okay? Have you been fed well? Clean??

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm mhm! Mama and daddy have been taking care of me!!

[bestbunnyever]

Oh good. That's nice to hear, anything fun happen while you were gone or- you just had a relaxing little break.

[dc-adventurer]

Mama was dealing with court stuff with Mo- Ms Eliza, so I had to help…

[bestbunnyever]

Ohhh... Makes sense, I think... At least you're back now!! I missed you so much... 💔💔

[dc-adventurer]

I missed you too! I made us matching bracelets!!

[bestbunnyever]

AWHHHH... THAT'S SO SWEET... Thank you...

[dc-adventurer]

Of course!! It has a little bunny charm and a little crow charm! My sister calls me Little Crow!!

[bestbunnyever]

AWHHH. That's adorbs... Thanks harls. *pats pat.*

[dc-adventurer]

*squeaky noises*

[bestbunnyever]

Tehe... Wanna see this robot rabbit I made? A new one, better than one you last saw.

[dc-adventurer]

Oh yes yes yes!! Show me!!

[bestbunnyever]

Alrighty!!

He pulls the robot into view, it was... Neater than the last robot he showed him, yet it still had that purple ribbon the last one did.

So it has... Lasers but I need to fix em cus they don't work all that great... However!! There is some like... Ya know the grabling hooks that the batpeople have?? It's basically like that but better heh...

[dc-adventurer]

Harley looks astound.

“WOAHHHH! IT LOOKS SO COOL!!!”

[bestbunnyever]

Really? Ya like it? Of course it needs some... Adjustments, but I'm glad ya like it. Do ya think I could add more things to it?

[dc-adventurer]

Hmmmm… What about… a knife!

[bestbunnyever]

Wonderful... OH... LIKE. I MAKE EM INTO SMALL KNIVES THAT CAN SHOOT AT PEOPLE IF I COMMAND IT. LIKE A DEFENSE MECHANISM. BRILLIANT. LOVE IT.

[dc-adventurer]

YES YES YE STHAT!!

[bestbunnyever]

Hehe... However... How I'm going to get the knives will be tough... I should rob it right? What villain do we know has mini knives....

[dc-adventurer]

I have a knife collection! The Hatter keeps giving me knives

[bestbunnyever]

The Hatter... THAT GROSS ONE?? THE ONE EVERYONE TOLD YA TO STAY AWAY FROM?? I mean... Whatever works I suppose... Thanks...

[dc-adventurer]

I am staying away! But he keeps leaving them at my window! With flowers…

[bestbunnyever]

Disgusting... We need to kill that guy... Sighs. At least you're staying away!!

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm! Mama once stabbed him with blood spikes!

[bestbunnyever]

Whoa. What a cool mom... Heh, at least he won't get too far with a mom like that!! Wanna go get it? You and me I mean, I don't want you by yourself.

[dc-adventurer]

Okie dokie!!

[bestbunnyever]

Eheheh... Knives... They're not too sharp right? Better not be...

[dc-adventurer]

I mean, they kinda are… but they’re pretty too!

[bestbunnyever]

How pretty?? I'd feel bad of losing really pretty knives... Sniff...

[dc-adventurer]

I don’t really want them… I feel weird when they’re in my room

[bestbunnyever]

Oh right... WE'RE PUTTING THEM INTO GOOD USE HEH... I mean, if I lose one I could probably get ten more hehehe.... Knives...

[dc-adventurer]

Mhm mhm!!!

[bestbunnyever]

Pat Pat

Big bro gots your back, don't worry

[dc-adventurer]

Youre the best big bro!