Doing what ever I want with the space I have

I'm just collecting and sharing stuff I like, if you don't like it, tough titties.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beckiboos]

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

[epic-games-official]

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

[sharper-and-bigger]

Little velociraptor

[sonoran-partisan]

Lads

[squeedge]

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

[kaijuno]

All Pelicans go to jail challenge

[kaijuno]

[underthehedge]

Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.

Pelicans are shaped like a problem.

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @shiroganejpg​

[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[quovadis-jasen]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Defend them from what?

[ashlynnbun]

Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

[neil-gaiman]

Neil, how do I earn my father's respect?

I'd simply remove that from your to-do list. Replace it with,

How do I earn my own respect?

If you like, trust and respect yourself, nobody else's opinion matters. And you'll find other people respecting you a lot more.

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[brainsforbabyjesus]

Underwater girlfriend, underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life she creeps in the deep with an underwater knife she’s a smooth-skinned terror causing underwater strife

She’s had underwater strife in her underwater life So I serenade her with my Mariana fife She drags me down to live an underwater life Underwater girlfriend, underwater wife

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[smokeythemajestic]

Unrestrained summer fun

[everythingfox]

Watch for a surprise

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leupagus]

oh my god IT’S TRUE

[audible-smiles]

[wizardlyghost]

also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog

[tiwaztyrsfist]

To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.

[charlesoberonn]

When they kill your dog

[sinistercinnamon]

oh my god

[catchymemes]

[theartofanimation]

Boris Groh  -  https://www.instagram.com/borisgroh  -  https://es-la.facebook.com/BorisGrohArt  -  https://twitter.com/borisgrohart?lang=es  -  https://www.facebook.com/grohboris  -  https://www.behance.net/bgroh  -  https://www.deviantart.com/borisgrohart  -  https://vk.com/borisgrohart

[bad-comic-art]

how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

[hyyteli]

I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess

[actuallyadyke]

Decided to keep editing the rest of the face lines out

[dragongirltitties]

@donesparce

[beif0ngs]

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[karadin]

[impiusangelus]

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

[wiredandrewired]

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

[afallenwolf]

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

[greatlordfluffernutter]

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

[eroscestlavie]

the fact that Loki’s death scene in Thor 2 was originally intended to be real & retconned later and the end where he’s alive was filmed during pickups has me SO fucked up because now I can’t choose between which headcanon I prefer re: his behavior in Ragnarok. like listen, okay, either:

1. loki was planning on playing dead the whole time and so his very sad death scene & everything he said therein was a calculated move and he was practically writing the theatrical version of it (starring matt damon as himself) as he went along 

OR

2. loki really thought he was dying and every melodramatic word of his death scene was 100% heartfelt and then after he realized he wasn’t dead he fucking… woke up peaced out to go take over asgard (lol?) and several months later he was sitting on the throne and could remember every word of what he said to thor on that day and was like “wow im so fucking poetic. that should be a play. starring matt damon as Me perhaps” 

and I honestly could not tell you which is better 

[notkingyet]

#the second one #i refuse to believe loki can actually plan that far ahead #without it all fucking up

[prince-atom]

Loki five minutes after his dramatic death scene:

[worstloki]

loki thought he was going to die but when he didn’t he was super embarrassed by all the cringe apologies and decided to pretend he had known he would live the entire time and it was some grand scheme

[iamnmbr3]

Loki just like: i meant to do that