I'm DC (batfam) Trash

so,,,I told myself I didn't need sideblog #14 but I can't keep dumping DCU content on my @marvel-junkyard sideblog,,,,, so here we go I guess

[t3mp3r]

fuck naw

[redrobin-detective]

I know Batman is their flagship comic and all but damn I’d love to see Bruce retire as Batman. Put the suit away and just, enjoy his life with his crazy kids. Change the title from Batman to Batfamily and focus on all the various Bats as they pick up the weight of the Gotham -and occasionally the whole universe- that Bruce is trusting them with.

It’ll have the same level of action, adventure and drama but just like, B is chilling in the background. He’s catching up on the insanely long reading list Jason is always adding to, taking a class at the community college on something totally inane, he learns how to bake bread, he spends time with his kids and dotes the hell out over his bat grandkids, nieces, nephews and anyone with a child unattended for a few minutes.

You’ll have world ending disasters and Nightwing and Batgirl will look over in panic at Bruce, who’s asleep with a mud mask on in the corner.

“B, we could really use your thoughts on-”

“80 years 80 long, hard years I kept this city and this planet in one piece, now it’s your turn. I think you have it covered.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, it has not been 80-”

“Oh my, my croissant almost dropped.”

“…”

“That’s a meme, Tim taught me that.” Cracks open one eye, “looks like aliens are invading downtown. You should probably head out.”

“Shit! Gotta go! Save some lasagna for us!”

“It’ll be awhile, I burned the last batch so Alfred is starting again. Love you, be safe.”

[blenderfullasarcasm]

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[aeryel]

[sahind]

“It can be cruel, poetic, or blind. But when it’s denied, it’s your violence you may find.” THE BATMAN (2022) Directed by Matt Reeves

[ghoulaug]

he lay down. he watch movie.

[jason-todd-rh]

Who do you think is richer

Jeff bezos or Bruce Wayne

Please explain your answer

[dc-junkyard]

Jeff Bezos, villains always have illegal money stashed somewhere out of the country and make people work so hard until they basically die and dont give their workers rights. Bruce is a very close second almost tied but it's all legal money and he constantly gives to charity and those who need it, so for that reason itll never be the same as the villain

[sully-s]

I just been thinking about Alfred and Bruce a lot lately. Also I just really like the idea that before Bruce's parents death Bruce was really into natural studies like geology.

[sully-s]

So I was watching that Sasquatch documentary on hulu and my 1Am brain thought this was a good idea.

[cynthacizercreates]

Ivy for a friend ~

[batcassed]

*sends it to Bruce’s snap by accident*

[batcassed]

*sends it to Bruce’s snap by accident*

[sophieleeart]

some spare core four stuff, i love them and i dont draw them enough :(

[welcome-to-latveria]

Judd Winick really out here saying JASON RIGHTS!!!

HONESTLY!!! That story acc killed me omg...

HE SPENT 5 MONTHS ON IT!!! HE EVEN MADE PARTS OF IT HIMSELF!!

AND HE'S NOT EVEN FINISHED WITH IT YET BUT HE STILL WANTED TO SHOW BRUCE IT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY EJAHDJDKF

AND HE STILL GAVE IT TO HIM!!! HE WAS STILL WORKING ON IT ALL THIS TIME!!! HE WAITED AROUND TO MAKE SURE THAT BRUCE GOT IT 😭😭😭

Also can we speak about the art?!?!! It's so perfect!!! Baby Jay is too fucking cute omg...

I just love how the story shows Jason as a good kid who loves his dad and is just very compassionate and thoughtful and not just some 'angry Robin' bullshit 😭

[sirianhewig]

[bitch-a-la-mode]

OP you left out the best part

[werewolf-cuddles]

Always reblog wholesome batdad

[goron-king-darunia]

Someone checking the “baby’s” DNA against a database. “Oh my god. That baby is a clone of Bruce Wayne.”

[bigbrotherlouis]

the mental image of clark in a nightwing t-shirt popped in my head this afternoon and i just couldn’t not write something like that, so here’s 1.2k of dick grayson + uncle clark eating pie. gen.

dick glares at doorbell, bouncing the toe of his sneaker off the brick and trying to decide whether or not to press the buzzer. it’s a gamble coming here; there’s a chance bruce already knows where he is and is waiting upstairs, and dick shouldn’t be this far from new york city but he wanted– he wanted– 

he wanted to talk to someone, someone who wasn’t an idiot, and that really narrowed down the list. especially when bruce and alfred were on thin fucking ice, playing house with their new robin, their new child, and screaming dick out of the house–

“you gonna come up or nah?” clark’s voice ripples through the static of the intercom but dick can hear the amusement. his cheeks go a little warm. he jams the tip of his finger into the rubber button. 

“how long did you know i was here?”

Keep reading

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Home alone

Can you imagine the nonsense Dick would get up to in Wayne Manor unsupervised, with Home Alone for inspiration?

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

#a whole section of the house is blocked off and no one can figure out how to undo the traps without setting them off like domino's

They send Clark down that hall to trigger every trap so they can continue living their lives. He felt used.

[narraboths]

no context let’s just bask in this image

[whatever-lola-wants]

So what I’m basically trying to say is. Even with context. Seriously.