not incorrect quotes.

I'm just making stuff up now. ~Sarcasm is encouraged~ Not an incorrect quotes blog. **Role play blogs do not interact**

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Jason: On my orders, fire.

Tim: You're the only one with a gun.

Tim: Are you ordering yourself to fire?

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I really don't want to turn off comments for non-mutuals on my posts because this is a side blog, so technically nobody is my mutual and nobody would be able to comment, but I might have to temporarily if the scammers continue to comment and tag people relentlessly. I just deleted a bunch of scam replies. Sorry guys 😔

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Stephanie: You need to stop, by the way.

Bruce: Stop what?

Stephanie: Your attitude.

Bruce: What's wrong with my attitude?

Stephanie: A regular size person radiates a regular amount of mopey, but you're big, so you make this big mope cloud that just covers everything.

Bruce: I'm not mopey. This is normal.

Stephanie: Well fix it. Be happier.

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All of my posts about Stephanie and Bruce bullying each other are tagged #frenemies because that's what they are. To me.

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Stephanie: You need to stop, by the way.

Bruce: Stop what?

Stephanie: Your attitude.

Bruce: What's wrong with my attitude?

Stephanie: A regular size person radiates a regular amount of mopey, but you're big, so you make this big mope cloud that just covers everything.

Bruce: I'm not mopey. This is normal.

Stephanie: Well fix it. Be happier.

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Bruce: Stephanie?

Robin!Stephanie: Yes?

Bruce: I have a critique.

Stephanie: Go on.

Bruce: Sometimes you behave less...well than anyone has ever behaved.

Stephanie: I see. Strikes me as the pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?

Bruce: Touché.

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Stephanie: I would kill for a burger.

Tim: I can get you a burger.

Stephanie: Aww. He's such a good provider. Husband material.

Dick: You're not married.

Stephanie: Why buy the cow when I can get the cheeseburger for free?

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Wait there are other DC characters?

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@pricetagofficial said: Nah I think it's only Bruce Wayne, and everyone is just a figment of his imagination

Oh thank God. I thought I was gonna have to read a comic.

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Wait there are other DC characters?

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What does Bruce have against Etsy?

Is he pissed that he couldn't buy it?

Tim goes wild for monogramed gifties. It's frankly irresponsible. Everybody else can use it though.

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how come u dont post more of dc outside of batfam /genq

I'm a one trick pony, baby

(you can submit whatever you want btw) (I might even get around to posting it)

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Why do you tag your posts as satire? They're not satire.

That's my name.

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Dick: What are you doing?

Jason: What?

Dick: Those are my tights.

Jason: I'm Robin.

Dick: I beg your pardon!?

Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.

Dick:

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Jason: I think we have a problem. Dick said I can't be Robin.

Bruce:

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Jason: So then Dick said I can't even wear his tights anyway because they're too big, and Bruce said I can because you can just make them smaller.

Alfred, who does not have time for unnecessary tailoring:

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Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—

Jason:

[petrichor-and-moondust]

Steph, changing into costume: Tim has to drop out and said I can cover for him in the meantime

Bruce, seeing this child is blonde and not black-haired:

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Stephanie: You know, you should be nicer to me. I'm the only low maintenance one.

Bruce: Sure.

Stephanie: I'm like a Honda.

Bruce: A what?

Stephanie: .....

Stephanie: I'm like a Lexus.

Bruce: Ah.

Stephanie: Yeah.

Bruce: Good starter car.

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Bruce: I don't know if I want you hanging out with Stephanie anymore. She said she's cheap.

Tim: What do you mean?

Bruce: You know, cheap. Like trashy.

Tim: I'm sure she didn't say any such thing.

Bruce: She compared herself to a Lexus. I was polite about it.

Tim: A Lexus, huh? Well, maybe she didn't mean if that way.

Bruce: And before that she said something about Honda, whatever that is.

Tim: Oh. Yikes.

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Tim: *pulls out a bag of vitamins*

Tim: I require a lot of maintenance.

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Bruce: I love all of my children equally.

Jason, who secretly wants to be the favorite:

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Tim: So you know how I always wanted to be Robin?

Dick: Yeah.

Tim: Especially when Jason was Robin. He was so cool. No offense.

Dick: Uh. Okay.

Tim: And I used to think about it all the time, how I'd really, really love to be Robin, if the position weren't already filled.

Dick: ....okay.

Tim: Do you think I killed Jason with my mind?

Dick: Tim. Please.

Tim: I swear it was an accident.

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Tim: In hindsight though? I can't say he doesn't end up deserving it.

Dick: Didn't you guys like...bake muffins yesterday or something?

Tim: Yeah. I'm gonna try not to do it to him again.

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Tim: Could you imagine how mad he'd be if he came back a second time though?

Dick: Can you please be having these revelations anywhere else?

Tim: Yeah, sure. I'm actually headed out to meet Jason now.

Dick: Maybe it's a good day to just keep your thoughts to yourself.

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Dick: What are you doing?

Jason: What?

Dick: Those are my tights.

Jason: I'm Robin.

Dick: I beg your pardon!?

Jason: I'm Robin. Bruce said I could be.

Dick:

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Jason: I think we have a problem. Dick said I can't be Robin.

Bruce:

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Jason: So then Dick said I can't even wear his tights anyway because they're too big, and Bruce said I can because you can just make them smaller.

Alfred, who does not have time for unnecessary tailoring:

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Tim: Robin belongs to Dick, and he said you were dead, and—

Jason: